12-05-2005, 03:06 AM
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Official CP Photographer
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: PL15
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Congrats you lucky basturd!
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12-05-2005, 06:00 AM
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#42
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Saint John, NB
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congrats and best of luck.. 4 more months to go for us
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12-05-2005, 06:38 AM
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#43
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Kentucky
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Congrats fotze.
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12-05-2005, 06:50 AM
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#44
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Good luck Fotze. Post a pic some day when you have time.
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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12-05-2005, 06:56 AM
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#45
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Franchise Player
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Way to go Fotze! Now you can spend all of your extra cash on the children! Its great...budget about $300 a month for diapers, $100 for rash cleansers, an initial outlay of about $6,000 for cribs, playpens, travelling gear and clothing...and oh what fun going out to visit people with the newborn, simply start packing the van <what you dont have a van?> two hours in advance...and after one hour visiting start repacking for the trip home! Larf!
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12-05-2005, 06:58 AM
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#46
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: London, Ontario
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Originally Posted by Cheese
Way to go Fotze! Now you can spend all of your extra cash on the children! Its great...budget about $300 a month for diapers, $100 for rash cleansers, an initial outlay of about $6,000 for cribs, playpens, travelling gear and clothing...and oh what fun going out to visit people with the newborn, simply start packing the van <what you dont have a van?> two hours in advance...and after one hour visiting start repacking for the trip home! Larf!
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I'd laugh, but that is so close to the truth it isn't even funny....
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"Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."
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12-05-2005, 08:16 AM
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#47
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Fearmongerer
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Wondering when # became hashtag and not a number sign.
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Congrats and best wishes to you and Mrs. Fotze...Fotze.
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12-05-2005, 08:58 AM
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#48
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Lifetime Suspension
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Congrats man! Here's too a long happy and healthy life!
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12-05-2005, 09:27 AM
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#49
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Crash and Bang Winger
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: London, England
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well played sir
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12-05-2005, 10:09 AM
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#50
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Franchise Player
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congrats. I assume you've spent the last 6 months banking quality sleep and rest?
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12-05-2005, 10:56 AM
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#51
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South of Calgary North of 'Merica
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congratumalations fotze
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12-05-2005, 11:31 AM
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#52
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: I'm right behind you
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Congratulations. You are a braver man than I am.
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Don't fear me. Trust me.
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12-05-2005, 11:47 AM
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#53
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Congrats man
I'll be up to bat in about 6 months.
Oh yah - did you cut the cord or wimp out? lol
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12-05-2005, 12:17 PM
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#54
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by fotze
The doctors and nurses were really amazing except for one nurse's aid who was a whole lot of useless. I am amazed at how young the doctors look. The anaesthesiologist looked like flea from the chili peppers, it freaked me out a bit.
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Hey I'm sure flea knows his way around a drug cart
anyways congrats.
Owen, solid name
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12-05-2005, 12:18 PM
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#55
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by fotze
WHOLLY ****! I am back allowing my mother in law too take a shift so I can settle the nerves.
That was horrific and amazing and terrifying, like getting kicked in the chest over and over with a new emotion cowboy boot each time.
You just cannot prepare or anticipate for the awful stuff the woman goes through. I never knew about the puking from the pain, but then a minute later she smiles at you. I dont ever want to see that vacuum thing and those forceps again. Horrific, I thought they were going to yank the head off.
I didn't cut the cord because I was a blubbering shaky mess, I would have cut off the doctors finger.
Well thanks for letting me get this out cause I am unable to talk to anyone without blubbering.
So the boy is fine and is sucking on his fingers vigourously. He is/was 6 pounds 14 ounces, he's got a bit of a goofy shaped head for now. We have named him Owen.
The doctors and nurses were really amazing except for one nurse's aid who was a whole lot of useless. I am amazed at how young the doctors look. The anaesthesiologist looked like flea from the chili peppers, it freaked me out a bit.
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haha...beautiful...I was the same blubbering mess...dont even remember what I was saying. Not to worry fotz...after your 5th youll be just fine!
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12-05-2005, 12:27 PM
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#56
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Well, Congratulations to you and your wife.
You best be worshipping the ground your wife walks on!
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12-05-2005, 12:33 PM
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#57
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: sector 7G
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congrats! Sounds like all is well, get some rest and be great to your wife!
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12-05-2005, 12:38 PM
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#58
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by looooob
Hey I'm sure flea knows his way around a drug cart
anyways congrats.
Owen, solid name
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Thats hilarious dude, i'm howling here.
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12-05-2005, 12:40 PM
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Commie Referee
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Small town, B.C.
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Congrats!
Have a beer or two on me to celebrate.
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12-05-2005, 12:41 PM
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#60
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First Line Centre
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Glad to hear everyone is well fotze. Congratulations.
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