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Old 12-05-2005, 03:06 AM   #41
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Congrats you lucky basturd!
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Old 12-05-2005, 06:00 AM   #42
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congrats and best of luck.. 4 more months to go for us
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Old 12-05-2005, 06:38 AM   #43
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Old 12-05-2005, 06:50 AM   #44
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Good luck Fotze. Post a pic some day when you have time.
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Old 12-05-2005, 06:56 AM   #45
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Way to go Fotze! Now you can spend all of your extra cash on the children! Its great...budget about $300 a month for diapers, $100 for rash cleansers, an initial outlay of about $6,000 for cribs, playpens, travelling gear and clothing...and oh what fun going out to visit people with the newborn, simply start packing the van <what you dont have a van?> two hours in advance...and after one hour visiting start repacking for the trip home! Larf!
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Old 12-05-2005, 06:58 AM   #46
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Way to go Fotze! Now you can spend all of your extra cash on the children! Its great...budget about $300 a month for diapers, $100 for rash cleansers, an initial outlay of about $6,000 for cribs, playpens, travelling gear and clothing...and oh what fun going out to visit people with the newborn, simply start packing the van <what you dont have a van?> two hours in advance...and after one hour visiting start repacking for the trip home! Larf!

I'd laugh, but that is so close to the truth it isn't even funny....
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Old 12-05-2005, 08:16 AM   #47
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Congrats and best wishes to you and Mrs. Fotze...Fotze.
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Old 12-05-2005, 08:58 AM   #48
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Congrats man! Here's too a long happy and healthy life!
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Old 12-05-2005, 09:27 AM   #49
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well played sir
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Old 12-05-2005, 10:09 AM   #50
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congrats. I assume you've spent the last 6 months banking quality sleep and rest?
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Old 12-05-2005, 10:56 AM   #51
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congratumalations fotze
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Old 12-05-2005, 11:31 AM   #52
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Congratulations. You are a braver man than I am.
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Old 12-05-2005, 11:47 AM   #53
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Congrats man

I'll be up to bat in about 6 months.

Oh yah - did you cut the cord or wimp out? lol
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Old 12-05-2005, 12:17 PM   #54
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The doctors and nurses were really amazing except for one nurse's aid who was a whole lot of useless. I am amazed at how young the doctors look. The anaesthesiologist looked like flea from the chili peppers, it freaked me out a bit.
Hey I'm sure flea knows his way around a drug cart

anyways congrats.

Owen, solid name
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Old 12-05-2005, 12:18 PM   #55
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WHOLLY ****! I am back allowing my mother in law too take a shift so I can settle the nerves.

That was horrific and amazing and terrifying, like getting kicked in the chest over and over with a new emotion cowboy boot each time.

You just cannot prepare or anticipate for the awful stuff the woman goes through. I never knew about the puking from the pain, but then a minute later she smiles at you. I dont ever want to see that vacuum thing and those forceps again. Horrific, I thought they were going to yank the head off.

I didn't cut the cord because I was a blubbering shaky mess, I would have cut off the doctors finger.

Well thanks for letting me get this out cause I am unable to talk to anyone without blubbering.

So the boy is fine and is sucking on his fingers vigourously. He is/was 6 pounds 14 ounces, he's got a bit of a goofy shaped head for now. We have named him Owen.

The doctors and nurses were really amazing except for one nurse's aid who was a whole lot of useless. I am amazed at how young the doctors look. The anaesthesiologist looked like flea from the chili peppers, it freaked me out a bit.
haha...beautiful...I was the same blubbering mess...dont even remember what I was saying. Not to worry fotz...after your 5th youll be just fine!
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Old 12-05-2005, 12:27 PM   #56
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Well, Congratulations to you and your wife.

You best be worshipping the ground your wife walks on!
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Old 12-05-2005, 12:33 PM   #57
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congrats! Sounds like all is well, get some rest and be great to your wife!
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Old 12-05-2005, 12:38 PM   #58
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Hey I'm sure flea knows his way around a drug cart

anyways congrats.

Owen, solid name
Thats hilarious dude, i'm howling here.
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Old 12-05-2005, 12:40 PM   #59
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Congrats!
Have a beer or two on me to celebrate.
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Old 12-05-2005, 12:41 PM   #60
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Glad to hear everyone is well fotze. Congratulations.
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