Welcome back Jordon

[Superfraggle]

Originally Posted by calf

actually, no. I think it's kinda hot...

if a guy likes figure skating, he'll be made fun of for that by his peers...it's for girls (and the effeminate). if a girl like hockey, football, etc., it's damn sexy.

it's a double standard, but that's just the way it is.

"I was in love with a girl who drank beer
Till bad breath and all she disappeared.
She was blowing up real bad,
But when she left I still was sad.
I was is love with a girl who drank beer."

- Tom Petty, "Girl on LSD"


Heck...I figure a girl can drink whatever she wants. It's not the drink that'll turn me on/off of her.


As for the cooler thing...sure coolers are fine I guess. Prefer the beer, myself. But Canadian??? C'mon Jordon...you can do better than that.

[Prototype]

What a waste of a thread.

- Everyone has a right to be here. Deal with it...
- Welcome back Jordan!
- If a guy only drinks coolers, you may have a point. But if he had one in three years, and drinks whiskey and beer more regularly... get off his back!
- Everyone calls Jordan a child for his opinions, yet you hassel him on his choices or decisions. It's stupid.

I know I'm gonna get hacked on here, but I don't give 2 craps. This board thrives on opinions, like yours about Jordan, and mine about this thread.

Just give the guy a break, jebus!

[Calgary Flames]

Originally Posted by Hakan

How about a beer you dumb****?

I'm a dumb**** for not having beer in the fridge? or even pop? Maybe you should've read the post..

[Wookie]

I have a picture of me locked deep in the archives, drinking a cooler, which I don't remember happening, but can guarantee that it was at a point in the night when a damp cloth used to soak up some booze would have appealed to me.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by Calgary Flames

I had 1 like 3 years ago... and it was fantastic! Tell me what's better to drink after a long day of roller hockey in mid summer? a frosty cooler? or Milk???

Water.

A frosty cooler?

Tell me, what's better to clean yourself with after a long day of roller hockey, massengill or the generic alternative?

[Flames_Gimp]

Originally Posted by Reaper

Those Smirnoff Twisted coolers (that's right, I said it) are awesome.

I heard you love to slam down those 2L cider coolers!

[Flames_Gimp]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

Water.

A frosty cooler?

Tell me, what's better to clean yourself with after a long day of roller hockey, massengill or the generic alternative?

lmao

[Calgary Flames]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

Water.

A frosty cooler?

Tell me, what's better to clean yourself with after a long day of roller hockey, massengill or the generic alternative?

I guess a Green Tea Frapp is much more masculine.

[return to the red]

Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

I heard you love to slam down those 2L cider coolers!

Flashback...16 years old, new years eve, 6L of cooler, bad bad episodes

The Fiance enjoys the girlie drinks but nothin gets my motor runnin like when we are playin ball in the summer and she slams down a nice cold beer

Sure i'll drink coolers now, after the screech, 151 proof and Jager is all gone

[Neeper]

I got wasted once from a Mike's Hard, once. I had 1 that night. I dunno wtf made me so wasted. But I got pretty sick, and never drank one again.

[Bertuzzied]

Originally Posted by Neeper

I got wasted once from a Mike's Hard,

Are you that lazy that you couldn't finish typing out the whole name. Thats nasty! hehe

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by Neeper

I got wasted once from a Mike's Hard, once. I had 1 that night. I dunno wtf made me so wasted. But I got pretty sick, and never drank one again.

Someone probably slipped you a roofie in it.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by Calgary Flames

I guess a Green Tea Frapp is much more masculine.

Everything is more masculine then a cooler.

[Maritime Q-Scout]

speaking as a beer drinker, it's not that I won't drink coolers, I've had some, but generally I don't like them as much.

I think beer is better than Smirnoff Ice. I had them at a friends wedding a few years back (I went on the logic they cost the same, and Smirnoff has more alcohol) but my teeth hurt for 2 weeks because of the sugar.

I once had Mike Hard Lemonade. I was like "I like Lemonade, and I like alcohol" however having it with Crown Royal (mixed with Blue), 8 pack of Blue (one used to mix with CR), and the case of Mike's (all in about 1.5-2 horus... how I'm still alive is BEYOND me) makes you not like Mike's anymore.

So I'll drink a cooler if I find one better than beer. I have no problem with mixed drinks like Screwdriver, Singapore Sling, etc. I get them from time to time depending on if I was an change from beer, beer, beer, rum, beer, rum, beer, rum, rum, rum, beer, beer.

However, as I previously stated, the chicks wanted the coolers, so we nice guys let them have coolers as their drink. REALLY, any guy that drinks a cooler on a regular basis is just taking away from a woman's supply, and that's a really mean thing to do, don't you think?

[Eastern Girl]

When did women claim coolers?

Should I stop drinking beer because it is diminishing the male supply?

[Maritime Q-Scout]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

When did women claim coolers?

Should I stop drinking beer because it is diminishing the male supply?

ummm in my first post

and no, a chick drinking beer is hot - it means we don't need as much beer to think you're hot

incase the emoticons don't give it away, everything I'm saying is tongue and cheek

[Eastern Girl]

Originally Posted by Maritime Q-Scout

ummm in my first post

and no, a chick drinking beer is hot - it means we don't need as much beer to think you're hot

incase the emoticons don't give it away, everything I'm saying is tongue and cheek

LOL. I have been going about this whole bar scene wrong then, instead of trying to get men to drink more beer so that they will consider me hot, I should drink more!

[Phanuthier]

Jordan does say some funny things. I remember his recyling thread, and he said "Flame me if you want," habernac does as he asks and Jordan then asks "why are you flaming me?"

Then, there was the time when he asked "who hires a student for 4 months? Good luck finding a summer job" when some geomatics major was asking for places to find a summer job.

I find them amausing, personally. I have no problem with the guy. He says some funny things and takes alot of abuse for it, but where would CP be without Jordan?

[peter12]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

Everything is more masculine then a cooler.

Jordan makes a great point.

[Maritime Q-Scout]

Originally Posted by Eastern Girl

LOL. I have been going about this whole bar scene wrong then, instead of trying to get men to drink more beer so that they will consider me hot, I should drink more!

HAHAHA, it's true, and true for two mainreasons:

1 - it'a a turn on when a chick is willing to drink what you drink, be it beer or the hard stuff, I don't know why, maybe because it's not "girlie" and willing to show interest and do what the guys are doing.

2 - the more you drink, the better I look. Sure I can be drunk and think you're "thhaaa mooosss bbeaauuuuuuuuTIfull ttthhhiiiinnngggg eeevvvvRRRR" but really how's that turning you on? Having some ugly drunk guy following you around the bar?

Now having some drunk chick, who's drinking what you drink, follow you around the bar... well... we're turned on as per #1, and most guys will take the attention buzzed let alone drunk.


Bahhh... I should have my own TV show... how do I come up with this?