Sliver vs...

[missdpuck]

I have the perfect victim for you Sliver. Come on down.

[Wormius]

Originally Posted by Fuzz

A Battle of the Bidets? Is that where they go head to head in cleaning and features, or are you envisioning a toilet dual, where you prime the bidet with acid and have them squirt each other until they melt and short circuit?

Scorched Earth with bidets?

[Misterpants]

Originally Posted by Sliver

In this fantasy, I'd like to think the old ladies did something so egregious that a beating was required and for whatever reason I was chosen as the guy to dole it out. In all of our scenarios so far, I thought it was assumed I was the hero. That's how it has been playing in my head, anyway.

This sounds like the plot of a new Adam Sandler movie.

[MoneyGuy]

Originally Posted by CroFlames

I bet I could take on 50 five year-olds in a fight.

One punch knockouts until you got tired, then you start strangling them or gouging their eyes out. Could probably chew through about 30 kids with knockouts, then slog thru the remaining 20 until I succumb.

If they were well coached no way you’d take 50 five-year-olds. Their strategy would be to rush you from all sides with body checks and some taking out your legs; you’d go down fast and they’d pile onto you.

[Wastedyouth]

Originally Posted by MoneyGuy

If they were well coached no way you’d take 50 five-year-olds. Their strategy would be to rush you from all sides with body checks and some taking out your legs; you’d go down fast and they’d pile onto you.

How do you coach 50 5 year olds to do that? I teach taekwondo classes of 15-20 4-6 year olds at a time. What you are saying is impossible.

[MoneyGuy]

Originally Posted by Wastedyouth

How do you coach 50 5 year olds to do that? I teach taekwondo classes of 15-20 4-6 year olds at a time. What you are saying is impossible.

Impossible to put them into a circle with instructions to charge at a whistle, boys going low and girls going high? I could do it.

[Sliver]

Originally Posted by Misterpants

This sounds like the plot of a new Adam Sandler movie.

What's the 2020 version of 'straight to video'? Straight to YouTube?

[Misterpants]

Originally Posted by Sliver

What's the 2020 version of 'straight to video'? Straight to YouTube?

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