God this Oilers broadcast crew is loathsome
Quinn - "And there's Connor skating up the ice, he crosses over . . . "
Remenda - "His crossovers are generational you know"
Quinn - "Yes I was thinking about that in bed last night. Anyways, I noticed that Connor has grown a manly beard"
Remenda - "Its totally generational, God himself is jealous of the beard that Connor is growing"
Quinn - "Anyways, this morning I went into the dressing room to interview Connor and he was clipping his toe nails"
Remanda - (squealing like a girl) "Oh my god did you collect them?"
Quinn - "Are you kidding me his toenails are generational"
Remenda - "Oh I forgot to mention that the Oilers are playing the Tampa Bay lighting"
Quinn - "Unlike Connor they're not generational"
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