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Old 09-15-2016, 10:17 AM   #41
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The "notes from Epstein's mother" on Welcome Back Kotter were always hilarious
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Kevin Nealon as Doug in Weeds (paraphrased)

"I got this woman in my office and she's being a real See-You-Next-****sday"
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Old 09-15-2016, 03:25 PM   #43
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Al Capone in Boardwalk Empire.

"Been on the road for 18 hours, need a bath, some chow, then you and me sit down. We talk about who dies, huh?"

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Oh man, that reminded me of how Boardwalk just kind of limped to a finish
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Old 10-01-2016, 01:44 AM   #45
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Old 10-01-2016, 08:29 AM   #46
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Old 10-01-2016, 03:20 PM   #47
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Rachel: Its not that common; it doesn't happen to every guy and it IS a big deal
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Old 10-01-2016, 03:58 PM   #48
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A door opens...
NORM!

Hey Norm whats shaking?

All four cheeks and a couple of chins.
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Old 10-05-2016, 01:25 AM   #51
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These pretzels are makin me thirsty!!
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Old 10-05-2016, 06:55 AM   #52
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*gasp* "We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!"

"Sex Cauldron?! I thought they closed that place down?!"
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Captain Sisko: So... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But the most damning thing of all... I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again - I would. Garak was right about one thing: a guilty conscience is a small price to pay for the safety of the Alpha Quadrant. So I will learn to live with it... Because I can live with it... I can live with it... Computer - erase that entire personal log.
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Old 10-05-2016, 09:33 AM   #55
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Almost everything Ron Swanson says could go in here
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Well since someone posted some Deadwood, I'll just post this since it's amazing, but also contains Mr. Wu's favorite line: "rooster lollipop", shall we say.

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