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Old 03-10-2016, 01:29 PM   #41
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$5 cash and pickup tonight. Kthx
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Old 03-10-2016, 01:32 PM   #42
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I'm glad Sliver experimented with it. I've always wanted to get a bottle and see what kind of mischief I could get into. However I have a horrible gag reflex. So letting it loose in a theatre or crowded area while I'm there wouldn't work very well with me in the vicinity.

Liquid Ass: It's definitely something I want to get my hands on.
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Old 03-10-2016, 01:35 PM   #43
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Sliver, I think you have a market here. Just get a bunch of these,

fill them up and sell them on CP. Maybe use a funnel, or not. Your call.
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Something tells me that if you were to video this and post it here you could drive up the eventual sales price!
I couldn't work with this stuff. No amount of profit would be worth that exercise.
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Old 03-10-2016, 01:36 PM   #44
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I've got our final playoff game of the season in ball hockey next week. I'm gonna wear some of this and own.
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I've got our final playoff game of the season in ball hockey next week. I'm gonna wear some of this and own.
Isn't your play sufficient enough stink.....
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Old 03-10-2016, 01:42 PM   #46
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I've got our final playoff game of the season in ball hockey next week. I'm gonna wear some of this and own.
Polak, if you do this you can come pick it up from me tonight. The whole bottle is yours.
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Old 03-10-2016, 01:55 PM   #47
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I have some handmade gaseous jars for sale too if anyone is interested?
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Old 03-10-2016, 03:53 PM   #48
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Good radio talk from the guys that invented this:
http://digg.com/2015/worlds-worst-smell-liquid-ass
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Old 03-10-2016, 04:29 PM   #49
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Anywhere on the box does it say "Preferred cologne of the Edmonton Oilers."
"Eau de toilette"
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Old 03-10-2016, 04:35 PM   #50
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I bought a bottle of the stuff for my 12 year old for Christmas. It was a little less pricey at the time IIRC.

He test sprayed a small shot in the house. I think I still smell it.

He and his friends brought to their first ever school dance and apparently sprayed in the girls bathroom.

OP is right. You would not think such a smell is possible.
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Old 03-10-2016, 07:30 PM   #51
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If I wanted liquid a** I can get it a Taco Bell for a lot cheaper than $17.
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I just listened to that 99 percent invisable podcast last week. Most of the sales come from the army who use it to train medics to get them used to smelling bowel leakage when people get shot.
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Old 03-10-2016, 08:30 PM   #53
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Bowel Leakage. Now there's 2 words when put together make the most awful mental picture possible.
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Old 03-11-2016, 07:34 AM   #54
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I have visions of Sliver in a little cap and vest and a baton yelling "Step right up folks! Step right up and whiff the stinkiest stink you will ever whiff!" and us, lining up behind his garage clutching our little $5 bill entry fees to experience the true power of Liquid Ass.
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Old 03-11-2016, 07:42 AM   #55
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I just listened to that 99 percent invisable podcast last week. Most of the sales come from the army who use it to train medics to get them used to smelling bowel leakage when people get shot.
The initial idea if I remember was to leave behind a terrible stench at their auto plant where they were working that was being closed down to go to Mexico.
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Old 03-11-2016, 08:17 AM   #56
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Somewhat related:
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The initial idea if I remember was to leave behind a terrible stench at their auto plant where they were working that was being closed down to go to Mexico.
The Podcast said it was made in the guys basement in highschool from a chemistry set his parents had bought him but not sure where it went after that.
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The Podcast said it was made in the guys basement in highschool from a chemistry set his parents had bought him but not sure where it went after that.
And after that I think it said he was laid off from his trucking job or something and decided to pursue liquid ass with his new-found spare time. I have a super bad memory, though, so I could be off.
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Old 03-11-2016, 09:06 AM   #59
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This and boiled eggs, I can't stand the smell of boiled eggs.



A combination of drinking draft, eating grapes and eating French onion soup and I can recreate this no problem.....
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Old 03-11-2016, 09:26 AM   #60
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And after that I think it said he was laid off from his trucking job or something and decided to pursue liquid ass with his new-found spare time. I have a super bad memory, though, so I could be off.
Well I guess I am wasting my life away
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