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@theCBE · 08-29-2005, 10:23 PM

My brother tried answering the door with only his boxers on... they didn't even flinch .. they started into their whole routine about their church and if we wanted to know more about it .. he said no.. they wouldn't quit.. he turned it around and tried to ask them if they would like to know more about Islam ... they took it all in stride and keep twisting it around.. those bas**rds are resilient

My brother tried a different approach, basically just changing the subject.. one of the guys had a big black eye so my brother asked him what happened.. he looked as us dead seriously and said "not everyone's house who we go to is as polite and sometimes they get violent"

my brother.. " are u fataing serious"?

Jehovah dude.. "nah, i'm just joking.. we were horsing around before and i caught a flying elbow in the eye"

my brother.. "at least you guys have a sense of humor.. but seriously you are wasting your damn time .. have a nice day" and shut the door

they havne't been back since... but usually if you talk to them for a bit they will at least feel satisfied they tried and leave without a hassle.

Super-Rye · 08-30-2005, 01:45 AM

I shut the door and say nothing.

Now, one time I'm at a bar, and go to the bathroom to take a pass and 2 mormon's surround me and start talking to me about their religion. (Which I thought was odd cause I saw them having a beer before, and thought they didn't drink...maybe I was wrong?) But I was so lost for words and didn't know what to do...I thought about screaming at them, but I ended up just ignoring them, washing my hands, and got 3 more beers.

What would someone else have done in that situation? :x

Cheese · 08-30-2005, 06:09 AM

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Originally posted by Super-Rye@Aug 30 2005, 03:45 AM
I shut the door and say nothing.

Now, one time I'm at a bar, and go to the bathroom to take a pass and 2 mormon's surround me and start talking to me about their religion. (Which I thought was odd cause I saw them having a beer before, and thought they didn't drink...maybe I was wrong?) But I was so lost for words and didn't know what to do...I thought about screaming at them, but I ended up just ignoring them, washing my hands, and got 3 more beers.

What would someone else have done in that situation? :x

made a 90 degree turn with hand outstretched to shake....

4X4 · 08-30-2005, 09:29 AM

After a night of partying, I woke up on my cousin's couch in his apartment. He was getting up to answer the repeated knocking at the door. I peek my head around the corner to see him clad in his tightie whities, hair sticking out sideways, scratching his balls, listening to why he needs to be prepared for jehovah's return. Suddenly, he cuts one of the loudest farts I've ever heard and says "thats what I think of you knocking on my door at 9 am on saturday" and slams the door. Man was it funny.

Eastern Girl · 08-30-2005, 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by 4X4@Aug 30 2005, 08:29 AM
After a night of partying, I woke up on my cousin's couch in his apartment. He was getting up to answer the repeated knocking at the door. I peek my head around the corner to see him clad in his tightie whities, hair sticking out sideways, scratching his balls, listening to why he needs to be prepared for jehovah's return. Suddenly, he cuts one of the loudest farts I've ever heard and says "thats what I think of you knocking on my door at 9 am on saturday" and slams the door. Man was it funny.

That's all class!! I love it! LOL!

kipperiggy · 08-30-2005, 05:20 PM

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Originally posted by Savvy27@Aug 29 2005, 08:58 PM
Although who could blame them... I would probably get offended too if of all the hockey players to have played someone chose Bertuzzi to label as God.

When clearly Modano=God! :P

Patek23 · 08-30-2005, 05:58 PM

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Originally posted by 4X4@Aug 30 2005, 08:29 AM
After a night of partying, I woke up on my cousin's couch in his apartment. He was getting up to answer the repeated knocking at the door. I peek my head around the corner to see him clad in his tightie whities, hair sticking out sideways, scratching his balls, listening to why he needs to be prepared for jehovah's return. Suddenly, he cuts one of the loudest farts I've ever heard and says "thats what I think of you knocking on my door at 9 am on saturday" and slams the door. Man was it funny.

Haha, that was pretty funny.

Normally I just say I'm already Mormon or whatever and they split.

The Goon · 08-30-2005, 07:32 PM

I also see the young men in suits wndering through the city. A couple of them approached the lineup when we were going in to Ceili's for the Bustloose Stampede Crawl. They didn't get such a good response.

shoestring · 08-31-2005, 12:44 AM

I tell them I believe in the Church of the NFL.
They get puzzled looks on there faces and ask what that means.
I say " The National Football League" and proceed to shut the door.
They usually figure out that they don't want me in their religion and walk away.
Works particularily well on Sundays during the season.