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Old 11-09-2015, 05:22 PM   #41
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So have we completely ruled out the bus/Raymond thing?

Anyone who didn't see the humour in Locke's suggestion should back away from the Internet. Just for a bit.
Sorry, thanks I have a wonderful sense of humor, I can be funny and sarcastic as hell, sadly I find no comedic relief in these types of comments. Love Raymond as a player or hate him, the dude is a young father who has already suffered a serious injury that he has struggled to come back from.
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Old 11-09-2015, 05:39 PM   #42
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I can be funny and sarcastic as hell.
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Old 11-09-2015, 05:49 PM   #43
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Here's a suggestion. Let's run over Raymond with a Nerf bus, and if he likes it, we can talk with him about moving up to heavier materials.
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So have we completely ruled out the bus/Raymond thing?

Anyone who didn't see the humour in Locke's suggestion should back away from the Internet. Just for a bit.
All I see is someone trying to be funny and failing big time.
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So have we completely ruled out the bus/Raymond thing?

Anyone who didn't see the humour in Locke's suggestion should back away from the Internet. Just for a bit.
Dont worry about it, we really should let these 3 guys who cant combine all of their posts together and come up with enough to sell tickets in the buy/sell forum dictate how things should be. (they dont have 100 between the 3 of them)

Jokes are no longer allowed. Gauntlet dropped.

You know, Doug Risebrough probably doesnt deserve to be lampooned with every post that this clown makes. Hes actually a good guy, Doug Risebrough that is. He has a sense of humour. Maybe you could learn something?

I'm sure 'hackamore' is the veritable paragon of virtue. Unfortunately we dont have any sample size to determine that fact.

Funny enough, if you look through all of 'hackamore's' 18 posts you can see that not one of them misses the name of MasonRaymond. Not one. Sorry, he does omit the 'Mason' bit occasionally, but you get the idea.

That being said the next time I'm at Costco I'll be sure to get you guys some wax for your crosses. Your consistent righteousness must be exhausting, but I'll have to buy in bulk with their upcoming onslaught of righteousness I suspect.

It was a joke made on a message board. You didnt like it? No way! Move along.
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Nobody was running this woman over with a car and killing her three days ago in Central Alberta, until of course it happened:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgar...tely-1.3307352

I don't think anyone here seriously thinks you are suggesting a disgruntled transit or Uber driver should actually drive over a hockey player you wish was not on the team...it's just a completely stupid thing to say because it is something that actually happens to real people in real life.

Pick different things to say or don't...that's your call...but you can hardly be surprised if people here are strongly opinionated against such things.
Its funny. I found his comment to be of poor taste. But your response is the one that really bothers me. No one wants to hear your Debbie downer politically correct internet policing response. STOP
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...Since Engelland and Stajan and Bennett have a 0 +/- and Frolik is -1 , intuitively that would mean that the Flames are even worse 5 on 5 than 31-14 when Engelland or Stajan or Bennett are not on the ice.
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Hopefully Raymond doesn't get run over by a car. Maybe just kind of clip him with the mirror at a low speed, you know just enough to put him out a week or so but not enough to completely ruin his life. He is a human after all. And a father. And a man. A human man father.
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Hopefully Raymond doesn't get run over by a car. Maybe just kind of clip him with the mirror at a low speed, you know just enough to put him out a week or so but not enough to completely ruin his life. He is a human after all. And a father. And a man. A human man father.
That's it. I'm going to rent a bus and run you over with it.
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Old 11-09-2015, 07:36 PM   #52
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Dont worry about it, we really should let these 3 guys who cant combine all of their posts together and come up with enough to sell tickets in the buy/sell forum dictate how things should be. (they dont have 100 between the 3 of them)

Jokes are no longer allowed. Gauntlet dropped.

You know, Doug Risebrough probably doesnt deserve to be lampooned with every post that this clown makes. Hes actually a good guy, Doug Risebrough that is. He has a sense of humour. Maybe you could learn something?

I'm sure 'hackamore' is the veritable paragon of virtue. Unfortunately we dont have any sample size to determine that fact.

Funny enough, if you look through all of 'hackamore's' 18 posts you can see that not one of them misses the name of MasonRaymond. Not one. Sorry, he does omit the 'Mason' bit occasionally, but you get the idea.

That being said the next time I'm at Costco I'll be sure to get you guys some wax for your crosses. Your consistent righteousness must be exhausting, but I'll have to buy in bulk with their upcoming onslaught of righteousness I suspect.

It was a joke made on a message board. You didnt like it? No way! Move along.
Wow, not sure if I should feel honored you took the time to read everyone of my posts, or fear that I have you as a stalker. As far as being veritable paragon of virtue, as a very grey haired old person I wish I was more of one. You make it sound like it is a bad trait to have, while I prefer to think the world would be a better place if we all were s little more virtuous. Only three of us might share an opinion that is different from the majority on this site, but we sure seemed to have ruffled a whole bunch of feathers.

I have watched Mason play since he was in Junior hockey, and really hoped the best for him in his NHL career.
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Wow, not sure if I should feel honored you took the time to read everyone of my posts, or fear that I have you as a stalker. As far as being veritable paragon of virtue, as a very grey haired old person I wish I was more of one. You make it sound like it is a bad trait to have, while I prefer to think the world would be a better place if we all were s little more virtuous. Only three of us might share an opinion that is different from the majority on this site, but we sure seemed to have ruffled a whole bunch of feathers.

I have watched Mason play since he was in Junior hockey, and really hoped the best for him in his NHL career.
I have my settings at 20 posts per page (forum standard) so it literally took me all of a few seconds, but hey, those seconds are more important to some than others.

Sure man, be grey-haired or whatever, your life sounds like riveting entertainment from start to finish and you're right I shouldnt make jokes, they ruffle feathers and get people all up in arms and throw heart rates all out of whack, I'd hate to be responsible for that.

I apologize for interrupting Bingo night with a very moderately uncouth attempt at humour, if I prevented you from getting the coveted best bingo hand or whatever then I apologize.

One day I'm sure you'll understand humour. I'm sure you will. I'm convinced.
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The only bus Raymond should be involved with is the Stockton bound one. Unless we can build a giant catapult and jettison him and Bollig in to the sun, that would work too.
Whoa man! Whoa! Not cool! There are no buses to the Sun and as such Mason cant attend Bingo night or play Junior hockey and entertain his dad!
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Should your username be MasonsDad?
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Should your username be MasonsDad?
Nope...I am not his dad, or mom, or aunt/uncle, sister, cousin [kissing or otherwise]. Just a hockey fan who has cheered him on since his Junior years, as is my prerogative. One thing I can tell you if I was related or a close friend of just about any player, these forums this would be the very last place I would spend any time. I learned that by having my own kids play just to the college and ECHL level.
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ITT: people who don't understand placeholder players when a guy is sick
This. They've moved Smid up to he wing to fill in for a sick person.

This just means Frolik will play
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The only bus Raymond should be involved with is the Stockton bound one. Unless we can build a giant catapult and jettison him and Bollig in to the sun, that would work too.
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The only bus Raymond should be involved with is the Stockton bound one. Unless we can build a giant catapult and jettison him and Bollig in to the sun, that would work too.
Whoa man! Whoa! Not cool! There are no buses to the Sun and as such Mason cant attend Bingo night or play Junior hockey and entertain his dad!
...anyone else freaked out by Locke's time traveling quote!?

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