11-04-2015, 04:01 PM
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#41
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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You can only rub so much salt into the wounds jerkfaces.
I once took an astrophysics class because they told me it would be 'easy.'
And then there was the time I took psychology and had to memorize all of the various parts of the brain and their functions. That sucked long and sucked hard.
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11-04-2015, 04:03 PM
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#42
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
I took a swimming/Gymnastics class.
3 guys, and 25ish females all fit and around 20 yrs old.
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You sure you don't want to go back to school, Locke?
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11-04-2015, 04:07 PM
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#43
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by MattyC
You sure you don't want to go back to school, Locke?
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Le sigh...I'm married.
Plus I list two U of C Deans as clients of mine and that would just be weird.
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11-04-2015, 04:09 PM
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#44
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Locke
Le sigh...I'm married.
Plus I list two U of C Deans as clients of mine and that would just be weird.
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Also it is hard to Pommel Horse with an erection.
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11-04-2015, 04:10 PM
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#45
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
Off Topic, but I once took a Comedy and Culture class.
Wrote my term paper on John Candy.
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Well since the topic of this thread is long gone, I would just like to return this serve with a "History of the Blues" course. Sit and listen to blues for an hour. I wrote a 20 page paper on Led Zeppelin while stoned listening to How The West Was Won the night before it was due. A- baby.
My degree means something, I swear!
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Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
Also it is hard to Pommel Horse with an erection.
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This thread might get back on topic after all.
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11-04-2015, 04:23 PM
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#46
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by Daradon
That wasn't what prompted me to make the joke, but ok. You know, it's ok to lighten up every once in a while. |
Haha, I wasn't mad. Was just taking the opportunity to promote sex ed.
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11-04-2015, 04:39 PM
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#47
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Supporting Urban Sprawl
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Quote:
Originally Posted by undercoverbrother
Also it is hard to Pommel Horse with an erection.
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It depends on who your spotter is.
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11-04-2015, 05:38 PM
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#48
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Powerplay Quarterback
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look at the person to the left. Now look at the person to the right of you. Chances are, they both have herpes
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11-04-2015, 06:27 PM
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#49
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkov
look at the person to the left. Now look at the person to the right of you. Chances are, they both have herpes
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Hrmm, well my cat is to my left and my beer is to my right. Not sure what to think of that....
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11-04-2015, 07:36 PM
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#50
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Vancouver
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ComixZone
wait...so now I have herpes and I'm going to die at the hands of bacon?
2015 has been a rough year
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dunno what kind of bacon you've been eating, but the kind I eat doesn't have hands.
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11-04-2015, 07:48 PM
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#51
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2015
Location: Victoria, BC
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I get cold sores now and then when I'm stressed.
Lots of folks carry it but never get break outs.
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11-04-2015, 10:44 PM
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#52
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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The nice thing for those with cold sores is you don't really ever have to worry about getting them on your jibblies from anyone else. The bad thing is you should probably be telling your partners to use protection if you're performing oral sex on them.
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11-05-2015, 04:00 AM
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#53
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
Someone who can cure this is going to be a univerzillionaire.
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I used to get a cold sore about twice a year, until I saw this thread I completely forgot about them as I haven't had one in at least 10 years.
The cure is ageing! So, where do I collect my zillion bucks?
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11-05-2015, 04:04 AM
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#54
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by rubecube
The nice thing for those with cold sores is you don't really ever have to worry about getting them on your jibblies from anyone else. The bad thing is you should probably be telling your partners to use protection if you're performing oral sex on them.
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Am I out of the loop here? what kind of thing can a chick wear to protect her while receiving oral sex? 
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11-05-2015, 04:21 AM
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#55
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by T@T
Am I out of the loop here? what kind of thing can a chick wear to protect her while receiving oral sex? |
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11-05-2015, 07:19 AM
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#56
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Originally Posted by T@T
Am I out of the loop here? what kind of thing can a chick wear to protect her while receiving oral sex? |
You stretch a condom over your head. Hope you are good at holding your breath for more than 30 seconds.
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11-05-2015, 09:37 AM
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#57
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Calgary, AB
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
The nice thing for those with cold sores is you don't really ever have to worry about getting them on your jibblies from anyone else. The bad thing is you should probably be telling your partners to use protection if you're performing oral sex on them.
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Only when there is an outbreak.
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11-05-2015, 10:25 AM
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#58
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In the Sin Bin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jammies
You stretch a condom over your head. Hope you are good at holding your breath for more than 30 seconds.
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Wrong head
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11-05-2015, 11:58 AM
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#59
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My face is a bum!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by T@T
Am I out of the loop here? what kind of thing can a chick wear to protect her while receiving oral sex? |
Lisa needs braces...
Dental dam!
Lisa needs braces...
Dental dam!
Lisa needs braces...
Dental dam!
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11-06-2015, 11:25 AM
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#60
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pepper24
Only when there is an outbreak.
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There can be asymptomatic shedding.
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