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Old 02-24-2015, 12:12 PM   #41
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Old 02-24-2015, 12:13 PM   #42
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Old 02-24-2015, 12:13 PM   #43
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my two boys were born in November and February
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I think it's called pon-farr.
I hear Leonard Nimoy is ill.
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I didn't accuse anyone here of that... I'm simply trying to point out the fact that there are people out there that will read this and will plan births based on it... Which in my opinion is silly.
My sister-in-law wanted to have a New Year's baby and so got pregnant in April... Right before her June wedding. Brilliant.
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Old 02-24-2015, 01:08 PM   #46
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I didn't accuse anyone here of that... I'm simply trying to point out the fact that there are people out there that will read this and will plan births based on it... Which in my opinion is silly.

Who cares if they do? It's kind of silly to give a flying feck about it.
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My member is too big to insert into the female race, so I can't have kids.
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Old 02-24-2015, 01:10 PM   #48
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#1 due on April 4th for us! Very excited.
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Old 02-24-2015, 01:41 PM   #49
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Two Boys here. one is 3.5 and the other is almost 1.

I went to the vet Last April and will not be procreating anymore. FREEDOM!

We are just coming out of the getting up in the middle of the middle of the night phase and moving into the school and sports phase (with the oldest).

Kids are both best and worst thing you can do.
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having our second in march makes it even sweeter considering my wife was told she would never be able to have kids
Congrats man. Haha and I suppose it all depends on the person the news is being delivered to, because if my doctor told me I'd never be able to have kids, I'd be ecstatic.


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Old 02-24-2015, 01:58 PM   #51
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Who cares if they do? It's kind of silly to give a flying feck about it.
Look... I read the article... Formed an opinion and posted that opinion.

If you think I care greatly when people decide to have their kids you'd be greatly mistaken.

Relax.
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Old 02-24-2015, 02:23 PM   #52
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Is this the new CP thing now? It used to be make over $150k a year; now it's have kids in 2015?

Congrats all!
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Is this the new CP thing now? It used to be make over $150k a year; now it's have kids in 2015?

Congrats all!
We're thinking of starting a new forum altogether. CPUCK1%'ersW2015's
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watching my kids in sports you can easily pick out the early born kids on the teams.
I was born in early February, but started school early.

For school sports, I was always the youngest by far.

For club sports, I was one of the oldest.

I definitely noticed a difference in competition from one to the other. It kept me from getting to cocky or too down on myself I guess... just had to wait a few more months until you changed from one season to another.. ha
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Dont get me wrong...LOVE my kids, all 3 of them!
2/3 are gone and one finishing College... Soon I will have the house back to myself, well to myself and my wife!
Wandering around in my gaunch
Sex on the ...well anywhere
I get the primary TV back to myself
I dont have to pay for cell phones
I dont have to pay.......

...well except for grandkids!

Enjoy the ride folks...it is exciting to say the least!
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During tonight's game I was thinking I should be bold, buy a Camry and have kids. Second guessing it now. Thanks refs!
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We had our first last September 28th...conceived around Christmas time when we were, uh, staying at my parents house.

It's been quite a ride so far. Lots of good, some bad. But we mostly have a happy and healthy little boy.
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Congrats to all of you who are expecting!

And for those of you like myself who are too immature/irresponsible/poor/young to have children...

Don't be silly. Wrap your willy.
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The fiance is due at the end of June with our first. Just found out it's a baby girl. Planning on going to get snipped not long after she's born. 1 is most certainly enough. :-)
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Man that's tough...try a sheep, cow or a horse?
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