The Flames hang in the 9-10 spot all season, at the trade deadline Burke pulls a blockbuster out of his butt by relieving a team of some salary that needs the cap space. Our rental player will give us the little push we need, and the Flames shock everyone by sneaking into the playoffs, and make it to the Semi's only to be eliminated by Chicago in 6.
Toronto miraculously goes 3-22 to finish the season falling from 2nd in the East to 10th. Dion blames it on a faulty ghetto blaster in the Toronto locker room.
Vancouver continues to kick dogs in elevators, and burn down their home town in classic "me-too" Vancouverite fashion. One shining spot is the commemorative banner they hang in GM Place proclaiming the "Totally most authentic Winter Classic ever... no really the snow was totally real.. it was... stop laughing."
Edmonton remains no good and prepares for their Lottomax pick.
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