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Old 08-08-2014, 07:50 PM   #41
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I usually respond with the "Good, thanks" and that generally kills the conversation.

Sorry pal, I have no desire to converse in the washroom.
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Old 08-08-2014, 08:20 PM   #42
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"How's it going?"
"Pretty fast... Got a big hose here."
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Old 08-08-2014, 09:15 PM   #43
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Old 08-09-2014, 01:30 AM   #44
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Haha, people are so weird. I don't really start conversation, but I don't see an issue if someone else starts it. Who cares? You're just letting some piss out, never understood how that makes quick conversation unacceptable or uncomfortable.
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Old 08-09-2014, 03:22 AM   #45
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I don't see it as a big deal. My dicks hanging out when I shower at the gym or hockey . I still have conversations when I'm showering. Even when I'm out camping I'll be off taking a p@#$ and still have a convo. As long as the conversation is not about mime or the other guys penis I don't care. This rule only apliea for urnials or showers. When I'm duecing Hell no. Sometimes that takes a lot of concentration

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Old 08-09-2014, 03:26 AM   #46
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Standing at a urinal is not the dressing room.
Well your Johnsons still hanging out either way.
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Old 08-09-2014, 07:23 AM   #47
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As long as the conversation is not about mime or the other guys penis I don't care.
Typically I try and avoid conversations related to mimes and penises in all of my encounters.
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Old 08-09-2014, 10:31 AM   #48
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Giving a quick "how's it going" to the guy pissing in the urinals next to you is ok but keep your eyes forward. Trying to talk to the guy doing a #2 in the toilet stall next to you = Awkward.
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Old 08-09-2014, 01:03 PM   #49
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I was taking a #2 the other day at North Hill mall before work and it was a nice nasty foul smelling turd (which I was quite proud of). The guy in the stall next to me pipes up in a real condescending tone "someone needs to courtesy flush." Seriously dude, WTF? First, we don't know each other, don't tell me what to do in a washroom. Second, I don't believe in courtesy flushes. You're in a washroom, you shouldn't be surprised if you smell someone's aroma from time to time. It's a washroom after all. Anyways, I let it go and don't say anything back and the guy starts singing Christmas carols. What a nutbar!
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Old 08-09-2014, 01:12 PM   #50
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Ha! Thought the same thing. The gall of someone to think they have any right to pee without someone beside them. I am not a "urinal guy" and blah blah...
If I'm pissing all the way at the end of the urinals, it's because I have pride in my penis. You think I took those ten extra steps for the hell of it? You should know exactly why I chose that spot and should respect my personal space.
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Ask him if he is any good at untying knots.
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Ask him if he is any good at untying knots.
Okay....we were talking about change rooms, washrooms, and knots. This reminds me of something as a kid. I went to the community pool, and I tied my swimshorts on too tight. Like....I knotted the draw string so badly, I could not for the life of me untie it. Anyway, mom says I have to get them off and change before I go anywhere. I'm stuck and don't know what to do. Some random guy offers to help. I'm in a pickle, so I oblige. I was thinking he could offer tips, or like a safety pin, or I don't know. He gets on his knees and starts using his teeth to untie my knot in my draw string. Super-awkward moment, but I am no longer stuck in my swim shorts today.
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Old 08-09-2014, 08:49 PM   #53
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My line at the ship and anchor trough is 'don't cross the streams!'

Unfortunately for egon, saying that sometimes leads to streams being crossed
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Old 08-10-2014, 02:00 AM   #54
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Old 08-10-2014, 11:18 AM   #55
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My line at the ship and anchor trough is 'don't cross the streams!'

Unfortunately for egon, saying that sometimes leads to streams being crossed
You can cross the streams as long as you make lightsaber sounds.
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Old 08-10-2014, 12:25 PM   #56
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my short and simple rule...


dont make eye contact
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Old 08-10-2014, 12:26 PM   #57
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my short and simple rule...


dont make eye contact


Don't cross the beams.
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