I'm a Professional Sniper, Web Designer, Ordained Minister, Professor Of Metaphysics, Actor, And CEO Of A Wrestling Company. These Are All Growth Industries, So I Am Just Biding My Time For Now. My Current Income Comes From The Calgary Sun.
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Virgin just offered me this - thinking of taking them up on it. Or maybe WiseGuy might like it - he can work from home, apparently. Seems like a good fit.
Anyone else on CP ever wonder what some people do for a living that they can seemingly be on CP all the time? I try to come on when I can throughout the day and some people seem like they are always on and posting. What sort of job can you have that you can always seemingly be on and posting on CP?
Who wants to spill?
Nice try, HR department.
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I'm a Professional Sniper, Web Designer, Ordained Minister, Professor Of Metaphysics, Actor, And CEO Of A Wrestling Company. These Are All Growth Industries, So I Am Just Biding My Time For Now. My Current Income Comes From The Calgary Sun.
You forgot that you're also a photgrapher, masseuse and tattoo artist... but your real passion is just driving on Deerfoot in the winter, towing people out of the ditch... all for free
You forgot that you're also a photgrapher, masseuse and tattoo artist... but your real passion is just driving on Deerfoot in the winter, towing people out of the ditch... all for free
In all fairness he is far too busy to post himself. He had his buddy Arron post for him, which is why there are some inaccuracies.
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I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces...I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps.
I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces...I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps.
Seals they're p$$y's
Outside of my day job as the number 3 ranked water polo player in the world, at night I am a vigilante super hero endlessly reliving the death of my parents at the hands of a demented killer who murdered them in front of me after my parents had taken me to see my first in theater porno.
From that point on I became obsessed with revenge, and cleaning up the mean streets of Okotoks. My method of killing, I ram an explosive sex toy up their butts.
