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Old 09-18-2013, 09:38 AM   #41
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Eat my own toe nail clippings.
After a shower, they are the best!
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Old 09-18-2013, 10:06 AM   #42
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Stand up, fist pump, then go on with life.
Wow, that is pretty intense!
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Old 09-18-2013, 10:07 AM   #43
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I'll play shinny with the team in Hell....
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Old 09-18-2013, 10:12 AM   #44
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I'll walk the entirety of Whyte Ave in a Flames jersey. At 2am on a Saturday.
I'm with you. After having lived there for that long, it just seems appropriate.
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Old 09-18-2013, 10:12 AM   #45
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#### on Deborah's desk.
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Old 09-18-2013, 11:13 AM   #46
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#### on Deborah's desk.
You mean Bev?
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Old 09-18-2013, 11:18 AM   #47
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Old 09-18-2013, 11:24 AM   #48
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Have sex with a man.







































































No homo.
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Old 09-18-2013, 12:53 PM   #49
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Have sex with a man.


No homo.
Gonna do it with an Australopithecine?
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Old 09-18-2013, 01:01 PM   #50
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Fly down to Vegas to pick up my winnings for the 100-1 odds I placed the other month.
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Old 09-18-2013, 01:33 PM   #51
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Have sex with a man.

No homo.
Well we now know who 3 Justin 3 has returned as.
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Old 09-18-2013, 01:52 PM   #52
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Well we now know who 3 Justin 3 has returned as.
Hope this is a joke. The conspiracy theorists here on people returning make me lol.
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Old 09-18-2013, 01:55 PM   #53
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Gonna do it with an Australopithecine?
If I was gonna do it, I would probs choose someone less well endowed
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Old 09-18-2013, 01:58 PM   #54
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Slam a 40oz and streak down Main Street in broad day light
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Old 09-18-2013, 02:11 PM   #55
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Find Eric Francis, point and laugh. The last thing he probably wants is the Flames to win anytime soon.
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Old 09-18-2013, 02:13 PM   #56
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Old 09-18-2013, 02:17 PM   #57
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Stand up, fist pump, then go on with life.
Hopefully, like this:

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Old 09-18-2013, 02:55 PM   #58
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Tattoo a flaming C on my upper body, and "Oilers suck" on my ass.

PS: I havent decided where I'm going to end the quote above... I could get "Oilers suck on my ass".
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Old 09-18-2013, 03:57 PM   #59
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Flaming C tattoo, and name my first son Lanny.
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Old 09-18-2013, 04:41 PM   #60
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I will create a Peter Maher "best of" sequence to play directly after I climax during sex.

"Yeeaaahhhhh baby! You can put it in the win column!"

Then, probably after I do that 3 or 4 times, never have a woman lay with me ever again.
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