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Old 05-23-2013, 10:33 AM   #41
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I would only need one thing:

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Or time travel... time travel would be good too. It would also be cool to have the ability to freeze time.. nobody else would know time is frozen and while it was frozen no time would pass. Imagine all the boobies you could grab.

I'd follow CaptainCrunch around and keep stealing his food right before he takes a bite.. then feeding him while time is frozen so he stays alive for eternity but never enjoys the taste of his food!!! MBUwhahahahahMBuwhama maauhahHaha!!!
That's pretty cruel and creative.

Personally I'd reshape my Green Latern ring into a prince albert so I could kill people with my junk
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Old 05-23-2013, 10:37 AM   #42
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If you were granted superpowers would you be a hero or villian, and what's your motivation?
Supervillain, so I could unite the world in hatred of me. Sadly, that's the only way the world is likely to unite, but there it is.
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Old 05-23-2013, 10:54 AM   #43
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I would want to be super hot so I would not have to work.

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Be able to detect radio frequency emission then I would be able to save on the time and cost of running so many NMR samples. Amirite Kybosh.
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I'd be a supervillian, there's no big surprise there.

First of all, wealth, second of all chicks dig a bad boy, third of all chicks dig a bad boy with wealth.

Being able to murder and kill with no consequence would be a power that few could turn away from.

Plus supervillians get super weaopons, hero's patch your cellphone.
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:01 AM   #45
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the power of attorney.
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:18 AM   #46
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I'd choose to be a drug free and side effect free version of the guy in the movie "Limitless".

To have that kind of brain power would be incredible.
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Hangover Immunity would be great.
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:21 AM   #48
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i'd want to power to move things with my mind.... i would then demonstrate this power to 29 of the 30 teams in the nhl.

i would agree not to use my power against their team on one condition.... they must ensure i'm at every game that their team plays against the canucks

from that day forward the canucks would never win another hockey game
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Old 05-23-2013, 11:22 AM   #49
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I would want to be super hot so I would not have to work.

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Be able to detect radio frequency emission then I would be able to save on the time and cost of running so many NMR samples. Amirite Kybosh.
You could be Cryoprobe NMR man. The worst superhero in existence.
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