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Old 04-01-2013, 01:24 PM   #41
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Put an X behind your name, then marry Gwen Stefani. Problem solved.
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Old 04-01-2013, 07:34 PM   #42
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Mail them a bag of dicks in return.

Although thats a great band name in and of itself.

"Mailed Bag of Dicks."
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Old 04-01-2013, 10:57 PM   #43
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Mail them a bag of dicks in return.

Although thats a great band name in and of itself.

"Mailed Bag of Dicks."
I think SNL and Justin Timberlake have a patent on dicks in shipping materials.
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Old 04-01-2013, 11:03 PM   #44
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Mail them a bag of dicks in return.

Although thats a great band name in and of itself.

"Mailed Bag of Dicks."
Suck a bag of dicks! Is the Album.

Then a bunch of songs on type of dicks, and how you would suck them.

Then a Louie CK song.

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Old 04-03-2013, 04:43 PM   #45
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Give us his name and we'll start a MySpace flame war the likes of which no one has seen in years (i.e. probably just me ranting on his page).
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Give us his name and we'll start a MySpace flame war the likes of which no one has seen in years (i.e. probably just me ranting on his page).
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what is the name of this guys group?
just wondering.
Well how about I give you the name of my band which is "Soulwhite", and i'll let you guys fill in the blanks.
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Old 04-03-2013, 11:56 PM   #47
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Kkk?
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:16 AM   #48
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I found a Latino metal band on MySpace called White Soul. They may not be the guys we want to Jihad, but for fun you may want to sue them, and get them to sue the other band to get a big circle suit thing going.
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Old 04-04-2013, 11:22 AM   #49
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Well how about I give you the name of my band which is "Soulwhite", and i'll let you guys fill in the blanks.

OK, I now vote you should change your name.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, you wanted the best . . . weeeeee gave you the best

Put your hands together and welcome "Punctured Colostomy Bag"
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Old 04-04-2013, 12:21 PM   #51
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Ladies and Gentlemen, you wanted the best . . . weeeeee gave you the best

Put your hands together and welcome "Punctured Colostomy Bag"
"Followed by grindcore band Filthy Stoma..."
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And You're opening act, Seriously Infected Love Pump
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I found a Latino metal band on MySpace called White Soul. They may not be the guys we want to Jihad, but for fun you may want to sue them, and get them to sue the other band to get a big circle suit thing going.
This guy is based out of Alberta and does work in Toronto.......Can anyone find him....he's reaaaalllllly popular.
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Old 04-05-2013, 08:17 AM   #54
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Soul Whyte...He looks popular.

http://www.fortsaskatchewanrecord.co...onal-attention
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Old 04-05-2013, 08:24 AM   #55
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"What I wanna do with this album is make so much noise," he said.

Is this what you want to hear from a musician?
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Old 04-05-2013, 08:41 AM   #56
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I thought for sure the other guy was gonna be "So White"
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Old 04-05-2013, 08:55 AM   #57
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I think you need a name that is witty at first, but seems less funny each time you hear it.
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How about the B sharps?
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Old 04-05-2013, 09:05 AM   #59
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2 guys and a girl in the band..."The Spit"
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How about the B sharps?
Number 8.
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