Fractured penis?!?

[Daradon]

Wow, I had no idea this could be so serious or so common. Looking back it looks like I had a very minor case many years ago.

I was with the gf and she was on top, bouncing away happily. Hair cascading, hands holding her breasts. Life was good. Then on one enthusiastic bounce, she missed her mark ever so slightly. A horrific popping/cracking sound came from my member scaring us both. She rolled right off and immediately started apologizing, sure that she had broken me.

My immediate reaction was 'OW! WTF!', but after a few short seconds I realized there was no real pain. A tiny bit of soreness, but nothing bad. Being young I played through the pain and we got on with it. I ended up being fine. I can only remember a very mild discomfort for the rest of the day, and nothing that lasted longer than that.

Obviously mine wasn't serious at all, but I had no idea you could do serious damage that way. But reading those symptoms, especially the noise, I had to laugh. Partner confusion was right on the nose too. I was confused as well.

Good thing there was no immediate flaccidity.

I was always under the impression that there being no bones in the penis, stories like this were urban rumors from guys who didn't know enough about their own junk. But I guess muscles can be torn and rupture, and whatever else. Yikes!

[gargamel]

Originally Posted by fotze

i don't think so. Imagine trying to ram one of each of a dry piece of spaghetti or a macaroni into a vag. The spaghetti will snap easily.

Unless you're taking a flying leap at it like the hero in the article that Dion posted, the initial insertion should be relatively unproblematic for either the spaghetti or the macaroni. The real danger is once she's bouncing on top if it comes all the way out, which is more likely with a shorter noodle.

Though I'm shocked that an MMA guy who's touring SE Asia isn't packing much.

[Nehkara]

Originally Posted by Daradon

Wow, I had no idea this could be so serious or so common. Looking back it looks like I had a very minor case many years ago.

I was with the gf and she was on top, bouncing away happily. Hair cascading, hands holding her breasts. Life was good. Then on one enthusiastic bounce, she missed her mark ever so slightly. A horrific popping/cracking sound came from my member scaring us both. She rolled right off and immediately started apologizing, sure that she had broken me.

My immediate reaction was 'OW! WTF!', but after a few short seconds I realized there was no real pain. A tiny bit of soreness, but nothing bad. Being young I played through the pain and we got on with it. I ended up being fine. I can only remember a very mild discomfort for the rest of the day, and nothing that lasted longer than that.

Obviously mine wasn't serious at all, but I had no idea you could do serious damage that way. But reading those symptoms, especially the noise, I had to laugh. Partner confusion was right on the nose too. I was confused as well.

Good thing there was no immediate flaccidity.

I was always under the impression that there being no bones in the penis, stories like this were urban rumors from guys who didn't know enough about their own junk. But I guess muscles can be torn and rupture, and whatever else. Yikes!

It sounds like you came close to having a "penile fracture" but didn't tear or rupture anything, which as you said, means all you suffer is some soreness.

If you actually have a rupture it will be immediately and blatantly apparent, and incredibly painful.

Explanation below, click the spoiler for the details:

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Basically along the length of the penis are compartments that fill with blood to make the penis erect. There is a fibrous covering over these compartments.

A penile fracture occurs when there is an unusual amount of blunt, immediate pressure on a part of the penis and one or more of these compartments rupture along with the fibrous covering around them, spilling blood into the surrounding tissues. It can also often include damage to other structures and tissues such as the urethra.

Penile fractures are much more common with female superior positions.

[CaptainCrunch]

Ah the dangers of anal

[calumniate]

Originally Posted by gargamel

Unless you're taking a flying leap at it like the hero in the article that Dion posted, the initial insertion should be relatively unproblematic for either the spaghetti or the macaroni. The real danger is once she's bouncing on top if it comes all the way out, which is more likely with a shorter noodle.

Though I'm shocked that an MMA guy who's touring SE Asia isn't packing much.

I thought it was a pretty straightforward argument. However here is the science to prove it! My theory is the guy took too many steroids and went all stubby like.

[calumniate]

Originally Posted by fotze

i don't think so. Imagine trying to ram one of each of a dry piece of spaghetti or a macaroni into a vag. The spaghetti will snap easily.

If the initial 'ramming' is a problem you should have no problems about fracturing