Say goodbye to your kidneys, cause that's what's going to happen when she finally invites you over. First, she'll give you something to drink, or put poison on her lips. You'll fall asleep, and then two Russian guys will take out your kidneys and sell them on Ebay. You will wake up in a tub of ice with a note telling you to call the hospital right away.
This is a true story, cause I heard it on the internet.
Don't forget the tossed salad.
Go for the cream pie as well. Chicks love that.
If you're going to use a condom, you might as well stay home with nudevista.com all night and save your hard earned beer money. Those things suck.
So does burning piss... so you decide what matters most.
Most importantly... don't be overly nice or charming. That garbage will land you in the Friend Zone.
Be polite and that's it. No gifts and keep the compliments to a minimum.
I'm married and I've never bought my wife a single flower, no birthday card and I've done ziltch for Valentines Day... and I never will. I figure the day I cave in, like a loving pansy, I'll fall into the same category as all the other ##### whipped meatheads out there and I'll be headed for divorce. I love my wife too much to risk it.
Anyways... Bed many Bitches.
Set this one to expire in under 3 months and trade up.
Good luck.
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Don't forget the tossed salad.
Go for the cream pie as well. Chicks love that.
If you're going to use a condom, you might as well stay home with nudevista.com all night and save your hard earned beer money. Those things suck.
So does burning piss... so you decide what matters most.
Most importantly... don't be overly nice or charming. That garbage will land you in the Friend Zone.
Be polite and that's it. No gifts and keep the compliments to a minimum.
I'm married and I've never bought my wife a single flower, no birthday card and I've done ziltch for Valentines Day... and I never will. I figure the day I cave in, like a loving pansy, I'll fall into the same category as all the other ##### whipped meatheads out there and I'll be headed for divorce. I love my wife too much to risk it.
Anyways... Bed many Bitches.
Set this one to expire in under 3 months and trade up.
Good luck.
You're afraid of being friend zoned by your own wife? Isn't it far toolate
