Global bacon shortage in the coming year

[Joborule]

Thank god it's almost the end of the world.

[Dion]

[boogerz]

Bacon is for sycophants and products of incest

[Violator]

Is there anyway we can blame this on Edmonton?

[saskflames69]

I discovered the real reason behind the shortage.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/daily...191535442.html

[Hockey_Ninja]

[Street Pharmacist]

Originally Posted by Reaper

Oh no, I made a sarcastic joke about your sarcastic joke so you get your panties in a bunch and make a weak attempt to insult me. It appears that you require green text for your own comprehension.

Oh no! He made a sarcastic joke about your sarcastic joke about his sarcastic joke. Perhaps your comprehension is off.....

[Hack&Lube]

So the opposite of this?

[Kidder]

[Kent Brockman] So, professor, would you say it's time for everyone to panic?

[Professor] Yes I would Kent.