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Old 06-22-2012, 04:21 AM   #41
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I can report that it was one of the most disgusting, vomit inducing nine minutes and thirty eight seconds I have ever seen.
There are looks she gives the camera that will haunt my dreams for the rest of my existence. I would rather be Springs1's personal waiter for the rest of my life than let anyone else watch this monstrosity.
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Old 06-22-2012, 05:31 AM   #42
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^ wow over react much?

I have no idea who this girl is but after seeing this thread it was pretty easy to find said video and while it was nothing impressive it certainly wasn't vomit inducing.

Some of the reactions in this thread had me ready for 2 girls one cup but it's just some large breasted woman masterbating. There is no one in the video but her. While I wouldn't say she's hot she's likely better looking than any of girls the vomit picture posters in this thread have ever laid their sticky hands on.

Definitely a case of




For those curious about the video it was five scenes raging from 2 to 9 mins. Just skipped through taking a quick look as it was all pretty boring. Just her stripping and self pleasuring. Pretty boring really.

Having never seen her before I'd say she has nice eyes and great lips and a decent rack. Stomach looked a little messed up like a daytime dancer at a strip club but if she's famous for popping out a bunch of kids there's the explanation for that.

Nothing worth going out of your way to see but it definitely wasn't disgusting. It was just your basic soft core porn you might see on an x-rated satellite channel that's only being discussed because of the tabloid like nature.
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haha, I did some research on other sites, where you can apparently obtain a copy of this, and the comments make it sound so terrible.
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Old 06-22-2012, 07:01 AM   #44
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Good on her, trying to make money to support her massive family. Better that than welfare. Does she go ATM?

See, porn empowers women.
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Good on her, trying to make money to support her massive family. Better that than welfare. Does she go ATM?

See, porn empowers women.

Of course, she shouldn't have decided to have 14 kids to begin with, especially without a partner. If she really wanted what was best for them, she would have put some up for adoption.

What's done is done though. You can't be a single mom with 14 kids and work at KFC. Exploiting fame and porn is pretty much her only option.
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Old 06-22-2012, 09:45 AM   #46
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Of course, she shouldn't have decided to have 14 kids to begin with, especially without a partner. If she really wanted what was best for them, she would have put some up for adoption.

What's done is done though. You can't be a single mom with 14 kids and work at KFC. Exploiting fame and porn is pretty much her only option.
Well, there was always the option of not having 14 kids that she had no way of supporting in the first place.

People should not be applauded for their own stupidity.
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Old 06-22-2012, 10:16 AM   #47
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I really hope we don't get a Duggard porn tape eventually. 19 kids (and counting) must really make her box look like it's a giant crater.
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I really hope we don't get a Duggard porn tape eventually. 19 kids (and counting) must really make her box look like it's a giant crater.
It probably looks like the World Trade Centre on Sept. 12, 2001. A dirty, ashen mess with smoke still rising from its furthest reaches.
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Old 06-22-2012, 01:21 PM   #49
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Does she squirt ink?
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I found the video footage, if anyone is curious

NSFW!
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Old 12-02-2012, 12:49 PM   #51
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Sorry for the big bump on this one, but it seems that the Octomom video has been nominated for some awards.

Linky (SFW - Don't worry)
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Old 12-02-2012, 01:06 PM   #52
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Holy Crap!! hahahhahaha I've never actually seen what this lady looks like. What a gross person
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to be fair i have had worse in my life

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I'm surprised that she wasn't nominated for best duck face.
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So pylon.. how was it?
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Old 12-02-2012, 07:52 PM   #57
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Meh I've snapped one out to worse
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Old 12-02-2012, 09:22 PM   #58
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Octomom + porn = Japanese tentacle porn!
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Old 12-03-2012, 07:12 AM   #59
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They make her look not too bad when she has 2" of make-up on and use flood lights to drown out the definition.
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