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Old 06-21-2012, 10:31 AM   #41
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Old 06-21-2012, 10:32 AM   #42
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This should be a private poll cause I sure as heck ain't telling.
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6. 5 of them being in relationships, 1 was a one night stand with an old friend. Is it still considered a one night stand if you knew the person before and still talk to them?
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wait.....you're supposed to ADD 7!? I've been doing it wrong this whole time
wait maybe you're right, it could be minus 7.....
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Old 06-21-2012, 10:44 AM   #51
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More importantly is how many of those do you regret? Any coyote ugly stories out there? Cap'n I'm looking in your direction.

As for myself I'd say likely less than 10, definitely more than five. Only 1 that I really, really regret. At least I was blackout drunk and don't remember much.
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i beleive my number is between 20 and 25. I would say I somewhat regreeted getting together with about 8. There are some that I can't remember thier names.......

out of all of those, I would say that I only had really great chemistry with 4.
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More importantly is how many of those do you regret? Any coyote ugly stories out there? Cap'n I'm looking in your direction.

As for myself I'd say likely less than 10, definitely more than five. Only 1 that I really, really regret. At least I was blackout drunk and don't remember much.
Ha, I don't know if I regret any of them, because they make great stories later on.

Every guy goes through the I'm not picky phase, and after the long term relationship I'm lowering my standards out of a sense of lonliness phase. Or the bet about who can have the worst walk of shame phase.

I've only had one that scared the crap out of me because she was a die hard Satanist, but even looking back at that one it was cool and only cost me a pair of shoes.
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The number doesn't matter. What matters is that you all know my penis is 9 inches long. And yes, that's when it's flaccid.
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Can someone get the clip from "four weddings and a funeral" when this topic comes up?
Andie McDowell answers in great number and detail, then asks Hugh Grant.
His answer is funny.

Something along the lines of, "Christ, I don't know what the f### I've been doing with my time"
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Anyone else dread being asked this question when getting to know a girl?
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