Do you pee standing up ?

[FlamesAddiction]

Bad aim should never be an issue because there is something called "toilet paper" that most people keep stored by the toilet that you can use to clean up any mess.

And putting down the seat is easy and just a common courtesy.

[simmonjam1]

I stand only if there's a urinal. Otherwise, I'm too lazy and just sit.

Question: do you know if your mother or father were teaching you how to pee as a youngin?

My mother taught me since the old man was working shift work. So she taught me to sit. My wife did the same to my son as well.

[sun]

I can't believe there are grown men who sit down to urinate.

[Thor]

Originally Posted by mikey_the_redneck

Not surprising coming from one of the most feminist, liberal/left countries in the world.

Hopefully the Flames don't draft too many Swedes in the coming years, ...they are becoming soft..

lol

[Mass_nerder]

I can maybe understand some of the reasoning...
The last office I worked at, I'm fairly sure I was the only person who didn't intentionally piss all over the seat and floor...Nothing like having to wipe someone else's mess up and try to hold your pants from touching any part of the floor because somehow people are having problems hitting the 1 foot diameter hole a few inches from their dick.

All that being said, I still don't believe anyone should be forced to sit down...urinals should just be installed in every washroom.

[Flames_Gimp]

Originally Posted by sun

I can't believe there are grown men who sit down to urinate.

Hey!

[OffsideSpecialist]

I sit down when I have a wicked hangover. Other than that, I stand.

[drhu22]

What a lame f idea for a thread!

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by drhu22

What a lame f idea for a thread!

Don't open it then, dummy.

[llama64]

If you need to validate your masculinity based on how you urinate, your life is very, very sad.

I pee sitting down because I hate cleaning urine splash back off everything in the bathroom. Fun fact, yes, that splash back hits your pants too which is the reason you smell like pee most of the time. But keep going, you're a "man".

[Reaper]

Standing, sitting down, laying down on your front step with your house key in hand, crumpled into a ball in the back of a police cruiser... what's the difference?

[Rerun]

Originally Posted by jonesy

I really hope you are joking. If you really sit down because the 'little lady' is harping I feel sorry for you.

Some battles are worth fighting and some aren't. This one isn't.
You know the old saying.. "A happy wife is a happy life"

[Rerun]

Pros and cons of peeing standing up

Stand Up Pros
· Get to play with your dick a few times each day
· Takes less time to just whip it out than to pull your pants down
· Reinforces your masculinity

Stand Up Cons
· Can make a mess when you miss the target
· Takes time to clean up said mess
· Takes time to lift the toilet seat up... unless you are one of those slobs who piss with the seat down and don’t care if you piss on the seat where the next person is going to sit
· Splash back onto the toilet and your pants
· Crotch dribble when shaking it off
· You’re spraying that dribble everywhere while shaking it off

Please feel free to add to this list.

[trublmaker]

depends how many beer I'm into.

[Nufy]

Originally Posted by Rerun

Pros and cons of peeing standing up

Stand Up Pros
· Get to play with your dick a few times each day
· Takes less time to just whip it out than to pull your pants down
· Reinforces your masculinity

Stand Up Cons
· Can make a mess when you miss the target
· Takes time to clean up said mess
· Takes time to lift the toilet seat up... unless you are one of those slobs who piss with the seat down and don’t care if you piss on the seat where the next person is going to sit
· Splash back onto the toilet and your pants
· Crotch dribble when shaking it off
· You’re spraying that dribble everywhere while shaking it off

Please feel free to add to this list.

Sitting Pro:

If you start at #1 you can always pinch out a small #2 without changing positions...

[jayswin]

Originally Posted by sun

I can't believe there are grown men who sit down to urinate.

Originally Posted by llama64

If you need to validate your masculinity based on how you urinate, your life is very, very sad.

I pee sitting down because I hate cleaning urine splash back off everything in the bathroom. Fun fact, yes, that splash back hits your pants too which is the reason you smell like pee most of the time. But keep going, you're a "man".

Haha, took that comment a little personally, eh?

[sun]

Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

Hey!

No offence intended, FG!

Originally Posted by flameswin

Haha, took that comment a little personally, eh?

Seriously.

[Flames_Gimp]

Originally Posted by llama64

I pee sitting down because I hate cleaning urine splash back off everything in the bathroom. Fun fact, yes, that splash back hits your pants too which is the reason you smell like pee most of the time. But keep going, you're a "man".

yes but when you sit the splash back hits your balls and ass, now you are peeing sitting down and wiping after. Don't forget to check your makeup in the mirror on the way out, Sally!

[Rerun]

Originally Posted by Flames_Gimp

yes but when you sit the splash back hits your balls and ass, now you are peeing sitting down and wiping after. Don't forget to check your makeup in the mirror on the way out, Sally!

Not really. I find that, while sitting down, my pee usually only has to travel about an inch before it hits the water.... not much splash back there.

[Nufy]

But the water is cold...................