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Old 05-23-2012, 01:40 PM   #41
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how the hell do they get the bulls semen anyways?
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how the hell do they get the bulls semen anyways?
It involves a fake cow, a really big hose with a vacuum pump and a minimum wage worker with soft hands.
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how the hell do they get the bulls semen anyways?
Fake cow backside with a "collection" hole.
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Well that's probably for an in-demand stud or whatever. An average Joe bull would be fine for my plan. I thought it would be super cheap.
Are you under the impression that bull semen would be easy to attain? I tell you, If I was the one harvesting bull semen I'd be charging through the ass for it.

That sounds weird...
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So do we get to find out the endgame here? Or are you just doing a drive-by like the 'no mall photo booth' leaving us wondering for days?

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I tell you, If I was the one harvesting bull semen I'd be charging through the ass for it.
And you'd be making money hand over fist.
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Old 05-23-2012, 02:33 PM   #49
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how the hell do they get the bulls semen anyways?
With a vibrator that goes in his ass, and a pump on his penis.

Not even kidding.

Either way, you could buy it from certain ranchers I suppose, but considering that the only reason they would have semen is because the bull is valued very highly, I doubt it would be cheap.
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For educational purposes only

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My god people, I wasn't trying to be cryptic at all. I want to put bull semen in paint balls. I need this by June 23 because that's when I'm going paint balling with my buddies.
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I need this by June 23 because that's when I'm going paint balling with my former buddies.
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First of all if you google bell semen + calgary this thread is the top of the search engine

Second you could have probably done a google search of Calgary + bull semen if you wanted a list of calgary based companies that sell the dna soup.
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My god people, I wasn't trying to be cryptic at all. I want to put bull semen in paint balls. I need this by June 23 because that's when I'm going paint balling with my buddies.
My Dad is a farmer, and my wife is a photographer... I can setup a meeting between you and "Charlie", but I WILL be posting images for all to see.

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My god people, I wasn't trying to be cryptic at all. I want to put bull semen in paint balls. I need this by June 23 because that's when I'm going paint balling with my buddies.
Why Bull semen? And just... why?
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