Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

Go Back   Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community > Main Forums > The Off Topic Forum
Register Forum Rules FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 05-18-2012, 11:51 AM   #41
North East Goon
Lifetime Suspension
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Exp:
Default

hopefully plowing the wife's vag.
North East Goon is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to North East Goon For This Useful Post:
Old 05-18-2012, 11:52 AM   #42
CaptainCrunch
Norm!
 
CaptainCrunch's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Exp:
Default

Probably need a two horse team for that action.
__________________
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
CaptainCrunch is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to CaptainCrunch For This Useful Post:
Old 05-18-2012, 12:37 PM   #43
surferguy
Monster Storm
 
surferguy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by North East Goon View Post
hopefully plowing the wife's vag.
Came to page three looking for this exact response. Left satisfied.
__________________
Shameless self promotion

surferguy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2012, 12:47 PM   #44
Cecil Terwilliger
That Crazy Guy at the Bus Stop
 
Cecil Terwilliger's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch View Post
Well after waking up and listening to a Donna Summer's CD, I intend to listen as a buddy of mine drags me to a WFG meeting. Following that we're going to go to the bar and try to pick up some chicks. then I'm going home to my partner for some naughty public sex.

On Sunday, its golf, followed by an afternoon showing of Avengers, Then I'm gonna donkey punch a Beehive and jump on my cycle to get away, I'm gonna get a buddy to film it and put it on youtube so that I can have a claim to fame. My nephew loves the Wiggles so I'm gonna buy him some of those CD's after which I'm gonna replenish my supply of Wood for the fireplace.

Hopefully my partner puts out again on Sunday so that I can say that I got it twice in a week.

Monday . . . day of rest.

This is like some sort of Kaiser Soze impression.
Cecil Terwilliger is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2012, 03:35 PM   #45
Bertuzzied
Lifetime Suspension
 
Bertuzzied's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Market Mall Food Court
Exp:
Default

Get to see half naked chicks at otafest at the U of C this weekend.

www.otafest.com
Bertuzzied is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2012, 03:40 PM   #46
lifetimefan
First Line Centre
 
lifetimefan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Stuck on old squelch.
Exp:
Default

Eat Cheetos, watch pron and make my genitals orange.
lifetimefan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2012, 04:56 PM   #47
Northendzone
Franchise Player
 
Northendzone's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch View Post
Probably need a two horse team for that action.
That is some kind of plowing
__________________
If I do not come back avenge my death
Northendzone is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2012, 05:19 PM   #48
memphusk
Franchise Player
 
memphusk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by lifetimefan View Post
Eat Cheetos, watch pron and make my genitals orange.

Ooooooo what is this Pron? Sounds like it would be wonderful with that Chester fellow.
__________________
I hate just about everyone and just about everything.
memphusk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2012, 05:53 PM   #49
Table 5
Franchise Player
 
Table 5's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
Exp:
Default

What's a good day trip out of Calgary that doesn't involve Banff/Canmore, and ideally is a nice drive? Maybe something with a light hike/bike ride.
Table 5 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2012, 05:58 PM   #50
Sliver
evil of fart
 
Sliver's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Exp:
Default

Waterton. I've argued that it's boring and I stand by that, but for one day you'll have fun and the last part of the drive would be awesome in your Porsche.
Sliver is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2012, 06:00 PM   #51
Table 5
Franchise Player
 
Table 5's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: NYYC
Exp:
Default

Funny, I've actually never been there despite it being somewhat famous.....so good suggestion!
Table 5 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2012, 08:03 PM   #52
Mazrim
CP Gamemaster
 
Mazrim's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: The Gary
Exp:
Default

I'm doing my long weekend next weekend to avoid all the traffic. This weekend I'll probably play Diablo 3 a lot.
Mazrim is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-18-2012, 08:22 PM   #53
DownhillGoat
Franchise Player
 
DownhillGoat's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sliver View Post
Waterton. I've argued that it's boring and I stand by that, but for one day you'll have fun and the last part of the drive would be awesome in your Porsche.
Is the Going to the Sun highway open yet?
DownhillGoat is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-19-2012, 12:18 AM   #54
BCGirl
Farm Team Player
 
BCGirl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Kelowna, BC
Exp:
Default

Working& and the bf is in Calgary this weekend without me. Fml.
BCGirl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-19-2012, 12:58 AM   #55
Jbo
NOT a cool kid
 
Jbo's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Calgary
Exp:
Default

Diablo 3, Max Payne 3, Movies and sleep.
Jbo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 05-19-2012, 01:15 PM   #56
bossy22
Powerplay Quarterback
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Exp:
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by kunkstyle View Post
Is the Going to the Sun highway open yet?
Not completely. Opening day is June 15th but it's weather dependent.
bossy22 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to bossy22 For This Useful Post:
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 03:39 PM.

Calgary Flames
2024-25




Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright Calgarypuck 2021 | See Our Privacy Policy