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Old 02-07-2012, 05:05 PM   #41
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Surfing on my phone, and when I saw a huge CBL post was excited. But that sucked. From the guy who brought us Eric Francis Saves Christmas For The Sutters, I expect more.
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Old 02-07-2012, 05:18 PM   #42
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What are you talking about? It's a classic.

At least, it's a remake of a classic.

Or a "reboot" if you prefer.

And it will star Shia Laboeuf.
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What are you talking about? It's a classic.

At least, it's a remake of a classic.

Or a "reboot" if you prefer.

And it will star Shia Laboeuf.
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Old 02-07-2012, 07:32 PM   #44
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Awesome stories. I was working late and reading them and just as I finished the last one, the cleaning staff left for the night and turned off all the lights on my floor. Needless to say, I got the hell out of there.
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Old 02-07-2012, 09:56 PM   #45
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Man this is unreal! i have never enjoyed reading but i literally could not stop with this! im sending this to everyone i know
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Old 02-07-2012, 10:17 PM   #46
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I finished them tonight as well. There are some plot oddities here and there, but the stories are so well told it's easy to look past them imo. The author definitely needs to get into novels or writing screenplays... he has some great ideas.
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Old 02-07-2012, 10:36 PM   #47
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His stories leave a haunting impression. It's been more than a day since I finish reading them and I am still haunted by it. He's definitely a great story teller. I hope he takes everyone's advice on reddit and pursue a career in writing novels.
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Old 02-07-2012, 11:00 PM   #48
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Those were good stories. A little hard to piece together a time line, since he jumped back and forth so much, but still very entertaining to read.

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Old 02-08-2012, 10:56 AM   #49
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Those were good stories. A little hard to piece together a time line, since he jumped back and forth so much, but still very entertaining to read.

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The author of those stories is a good fiction story teller.............................

How the hell he remembered all those details when he was 5-6 years old.. unless he has some kind of crazy sub conscious memory.

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Old 02-08-2012, 11:21 AM   #51
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The author of those stories is a good fiction story teller.............................

How the hell he remembered all those details when he was 5-6 years old.. unless he has some kind of crazy sub conscious memory.
not sure if serious but im pretty positive the stories arent real.
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Old 02-08-2012, 01:14 PM   #52
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The Tagline for r/nosleep is that all stories are real, even if they are not.
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Old 02-08-2012, 02:58 PM   #53
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Old 02-08-2012, 03:32 PM   #54
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About ten years ago a bunch of us decided to take a midnight trip to the bombed out building in the farmer's field out east of Forrest Lawn. This was the guy who would set his dogs after you and come chasing himself weilding some kind of rifle. Anyway, we all crept up through the tall grass like ninjas, managing somehow to not bother the dogs. We then head for the 'school.'

It looked like some kind of school-house built at the turn of the last century, and looked as if something had bombed it or smashed into it. Only two and half walls and a partial ceiling remained. As we're nagivating up a broken section of wall and into the building itself I step on a rotten piece of floor and fall through into the basement.

This is where I was so lucky on two counts I nearly pissed myself I was so scared. One wa that the basement was full of rubble, and my ten foot fall became a two foot drop landing on my back. So as I'm laying there looking up at the stars through the hole in the floor with the GF at the time screaming, my buddies calling out trying to find me, and the dogs barking I look to my left. No more than a foot away was a mangle of rebar jutting straight up out of busted concrete. I froze in total horror and shock. One foot to the left and that fall impales me clean through the chest.

Finally my friends find me and pull me out before we run like hell to escape the dogs. I've never forgotton the look of that rebar.
When I was 3 I feel into a a hole where they were building a new house across the street from my house. I was impaled through the hip by a piece of rebar. It went in my right hip and came out my left shoulder. Some how it missed every vital organ. lol, I got lucky
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Old 02-08-2012, 03:37 PM   #55
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Old 02-08-2012, 04:16 PM   #57
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