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Old 01-17-2012, 07:52 AM   #41
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Yep, car wouldn't start.
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Old 01-17-2012, 07:56 AM   #42
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meh, it's going to be 22* Celsius here today
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Old 01-17-2012, 07:58 AM   #43
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Its so cold that..

People here in Iceland act shocked when I tell them about Canada's winters.

PEOPLE FROM ICELAND....
Iceland is green, and Greenland is ice.

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its so cold that people drive 20km/h in 70km/h zones ...obviously their heads imploded from the cold and their brains froze...thats why they forgot to scrape their windows and wipe the snow off their cars.

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It's so cold I actually plugged in my car. Haven't gone to the effort of plugging in my car in ten years.
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Old 01-17-2012, 08:15 AM   #46
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It's so cold out that last night I had to turn on the second heater in my garage.

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Old 01-17-2012, 08:17 AM   #47
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even I took the bus today.
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Old 01-17-2012, 08:18 AM   #48
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Yep, car wouldn't start.
Oddly enough our car is on it's last legs (leaking coolant and overheating), and we can't plug it because the plug got torn off when some one pulled out without unplugging it ... but it's still been starting for us.

Honestly it's mind bottling, it's a 14 year old car with a slew of problems and neglected maintenance... but it still starts without being plugged in.
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Old 01-17-2012, 08:20 AM   #49
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It's so cold out that sex before work wasn't enough to keep me nice and toasty for the five minute walk to the office
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Old 01-17-2012, 08:32 AM   #50
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Its so cold that my wang has shrunk to a measly 9 inches!?
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Old 01-17-2012, 08:34 AM   #51
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It's so cold, that I thought to myself I probably wouldn't go outside if it got 10 degrees colder.
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Old 01-17-2012, 08:38 AM   #52
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It's so cold that going commando is not a good idea.
Especially if you have two vaginas.
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Old 01-17-2012, 08:43 AM   #53
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Its so cold that my testicles are having an intimatec onversation with my lungs.

Seriously, as I was getting ready for work, my junk told me that they'd be in my abdominal cavity if I needed it.
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Old 01-17-2012, 08:44 AM   #54
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It's so cold that I'm very tempted to use a 2nd of my 3 weeks of holidays this year already... before the end of January...
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I may have to open my fridge to warm up my house.
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My car barely started this morning even though it was plugged in. First time that's ever happened.
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Old 01-17-2012, 09:40 AM   #57
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Went for a run yesterday in -24....close to my record of -28 a couple years back. It is so cold that next time I will wear minimum 2 pairs of underwear. Only place the cold got to me.....you win mother....nature...
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Old 01-17-2012, 09:53 AM   #58
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It's so cold out that there was ice on the pool deck!
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It's so cold that my jacket zipper froze and while trying to dislodge it I snapped it in half.
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its soo cold, that when i attmepted to warm up the car for 20 minutes, i come back and my engine temperature is 60.
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