Woman trying to be the fattest person ever

[aaronck]

I'm thinking she's single...

[Jimdon]

Calculate how much food she would have to eat to reach her goal, give that food to hungry people who could actually use it and shoot the dumb bit**.

[macker]

How do you eat an Elephant? One bite at a time

[macker]

Originally Posted by Yasa

Her kids are already pudgy. Talk about psychological mess.

Based on the food available to them and scattered around the house I was thinking that they were still hanging in there. Seems they are more aware of the things that their Mom should be. Maybe they get Wall-E?

[old-fart]

That's just f'n disgusting. She starting having kids at 15 and now her "goal" in life is to be a fat sow.

Someone put her out of her misery.

[CaptainCrunch]

I was called mean when I observed that it looked like her ginormous a$$ was trying to swallow up her little sit down riding thingy.

[Zevo]

I'd tap that.


Actually I'd double tap that, just to be on the safe side.

[MelBridgeman]

Originally Posted by Zevo

I'd tap that.


Actually I'd double tap that, just to be on the safe side.

you're gonna have to cover it in baby powder to find the wet spot!

[MelBridgeman]

makes me glad to have the parents i do....

rule 1 in parenting IMO is selflessness....

If something happens to me i just shovel off my kids to my sister? WOW just WOW.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by MelBridgeman

you're gonna have to cover it in baby powder to find the wet spot!

What are you talking about, there's probably no wet spot because its covered by an enourmous fat flap handing down from her enornous gut

Chances are if you plow a wet spot, its a fungal infection

[MelBridgeman]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

What are you talking about, there's probably no wet spot because its covered by an enourmous fat flap handing down from her enornous gut

Chances are if you plow a wet spot, its a fungal infection

The more i think about it () the more i realize that a feat of engineering may be require to perform such a nasty operation.

[MelBridgeman]

[pylon]

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

What are you talking about, there's probably no wet spot because its covered by an enourmous fat flap handing down from her enornous gut

Chances are if you plow a wet spot, its a fungal infection

Or an open sore.

[VladtheImpaler]

Originally Posted by MelBridgeman

you're gonna have to cover it in baby powder to find the wet spot!

I think he was using "tap" in the "SEAL double tapped Osama" sense... I could be wrong, however - he might be a lover of the flesh...

[djwazzy]

The worst part of the video was watching her kids' reactions. She can do what she pleases, but I would argue the psychological and physical harm she's doing to her children constitutes child endangerment.

[Northendzone]

i am trying to wrap my head around why any doctor (outside of dr. nick rivera) would agree to be interviewed for this story - unless he wants to become a docotor to the heavies of the world........

[hkstylez]

I should ask her for pointers on what foods to get to where she's at, i need those pounds.. rofl...

[Weiser Wonder]

Originally Posted by hkstylez

I should ask her for pointers on what foods to get to where she's at, i need those pounds.. rofl...

1. Go to 7/11.
2. Buy all of it.
3. Eat it.

[burnin_vernon]

The guys at Epic Meal Time should take on this challenge.

[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by Weiser Wonder

1. Go to 7/11.
2. Buy all of it.
3. Eat it.

4) Deep fry it all in real creamery butter
5) profit or die