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Old 09-13-2011, 01:50 PM   #41
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While I was in Singapore, I met a girl in the hotel I was staying at. We had a good time just hanging out with each other for the few days I was there. Finally, I was scheduled to fly out to Kuala Lumpur, so we exchanged numbers and that was pretty much it.

She had mentioned her occupation, but I didn't think much about it until 2 years later, when I saw her on the poster of a famous asian tv show. She's now a big tv star.
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Old 09-13-2011, 01:55 PM   #42
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While traveling in India with my wife we were asked in Mumbai if we wanted to be extras in a Bollywood film that afternoon, unfortunately we were on the way to the train station to head to our next stop so we couldn't do it. As random as this sounds it is apparently quite common in Mumbai (for us white honkeys).
Sounds like you may have dodged a bullet there. Seems sketchy.
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Old 09-13-2011, 01:57 PM   #43
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I have twice been on TV in a foreign country. Once was in Tanzania to promote the fact that we are there to do eye examinations and once was in Beijing, China by a spanish ex-pat TV station interviewing people about the World Cup and their experiences.
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Old 09-13-2011, 02:02 PM   #44
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Sounds like you may have dodged a bullet there. Seems sketchy.
It's not, our Lonely Planet even made reference to this being a common occurrence when in Mumbai. They even give you a few bucks and some free food while you are there apparently.

Of all the things we dealt with backpacking India for 26 days, this was by far the least sketchy thing we came across!
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Old 09-13-2011, 02:58 PM   #45
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Old 09-13-2011, 03:01 PM   #46
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While traveling in India with my wife we were asked in Mumbai if we wanted to be extras in a Bollywood film that afternoon, unfortunately we were on the way to the train station to head to our next stop so we couldn't do it. As random as this sounds it is apparently quite common in Mumbai (for us white honkeys).
Is there such a thing as an extra in a snuff film?
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While traveling in India with my wife we were asked in Mumbai if we wanted to be extras in a Bollywood film that afternoon, unfortunately we were on the way to the train station to head to our next stop so we couldn't do it. As random as this sounds it is apparently quite common in Mumbai (for us white honkeys).
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Spent about a week hanging out on an island in Thailand with a few random people I had never met before. Had a good time partying and whatnot.
Was back in Vancouver on vacation a few months later and went out to a party with one of my best friends from Vancouver only to bump into the guy I had been partying with in Thailand and to discover that he was one of my friend's best friends who he had known and been hanging out with since highschool.

We unfortunately then proceeded to ruin that party with drunken antics.
Did you go to the full moon party?
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Old 09-13-2011, 03:17 PM   #49
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Another random thing in my life:

Back in 2005 a girl I was dating ran into Dan Akroyd as she left Mynt (remember that place?). He invited her out to dinner the following night. She went to dinner with him and he put the moves on her, but she brushed him off and left for work (she worked night shift at a hotel in the core at the time).

I happened to be out with my buddies at Mynt that night, and somehow we ended up in the little VIP section. Well who should show up but Akroyd. So I go over and talk to him:

"Hi Dan, how was dinner with Derpette (name changed)?"

"Oh you must be Bigtime, I gave her something to give to you." (no it was not herpes)

We chatted for a few more minutes and then we said our goodbyes. Upon seeing my girlfriend the next day she gave me his gift, a nice bottle of Patron Tequila signed by him for me.

I dumped her about a month later, pretty cool though. Still have that bottle.
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Old 09-13-2011, 03:38 PM   #50
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Another random thing in my life:

Back in 2005 a girl I was dating ran into Dan Akroyd as she left Mynt (remember that place?). He invited her out to dinner the following night. She went to dinner with him and he put the moves on her, but she brushed him off and left for work (she worked night shift at a hotel in the core at the time).

I happened to be out with my buddies at Mynt that night, and somehow we ended up in the little VIP section. Well who should show up but Akroyd. So I go over and talk to him:

"Hi Dan, how was dinner with Derpette (name changed)?"

"Oh you must be Bigtime, I gave her something to give to you." (no it was not herpes)

We chatted for a few more minutes and then we said our goodbyes. Upon seeing my girlfriend the next day she gave me his gift, a nice bottle of Patron Tequila signed by him for me.

I dumped her about a month later, pretty cool though. Still have that bottle.
A) She should have slept with him because Dan Aykroyd is the man and she could say that she got tapped by Elwood Blues.

B) I also have a Dan Aykroyd signed bottle of Patron Tequila. He also signed my Ghostbusters T-Shirt.
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Old 09-13-2011, 03:40 PM   #51
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A) She should have slept with him because Dan Aykroyd is the man and she could say that she got tapped by Elwood Blues.
Then when I tapped her it would be like I slept with Dr. Raymond Stantz.
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Why am I lolling so much at this thread?? Timber wolf?? what the sam hell?
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Old 09-13-2011, 04:02 PM   #53
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A few years back I was awoken in the middle of the night at home by my phone ringing. When I picked up the lady at the other end said "Good morning Mr. Farhall this is your wakeup call".

I said "what?"

She replied "You ordered a wake-up call and this is it".

Me: "You're calling me at home"

Her: "That's right sir".

Me: "Thank you I guess"

Now logically it was probably a prank by someone - but I have no idea who and no one ever owned up to it.
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Old 09-13-2011, 04:16 PM   #54
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^ Haha. Sounds like a great prank.
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Old 09-13-2011, 04:18 PM   #55
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Goes into the same category as sending a stripper to your recently married buddies house on his birthday.
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Old 09-13-2011, 06:43 PM   #56
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A few years back I was awoken in the middle of the night at home by my phone ringing. When I picked up the lady at the other end said "Good morning Mr. Farhall this is your wakeup call".

I said "what?"

She replied "You ordered a wake-up call and this is it".

Me: "You're calling me at home"

Her: "That's right sir".

Me: "Thank you I guess"

Now logically it was probably a prank by someone - but I have no idea who and no one ever owned up to it.
You give infractions, I get back by placing fake wake up calls. Tit for tat.
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Old 09-13-2011, 10:02 PM   #57
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Well, any CP member is welcome to hang out with me and troutman in kensington, he's usually dressed in a eagle mask... keep in mind we are quite picky on who is seen with us...


Now back to my $80,000.00 dinner....
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Well, any CP member is welcome to hang out with me and troutman in kensington, he's usually dressed in a eagle mask... keep in mind we are quite picky on who is seen with us...


Now back to my $80,000.00 dinner....
And your girlfriend talks to parked cars.
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Back in 2005 a girl I was dating ran into Dan Akroyd as she left Mynt (remember that place?). He invited her out to dinner the following night. She went to dinner with him and he put the moves on her, but she brushed him off and left for work (she worked night shift at a hotel in the core at the time).
I suppose Dan has an understanding with his wife Donna Dixon?
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Old 09-14-2011, 09:25 AM   #60
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Did you go to the full moon party?
I did....

This isn't a weird random thing happening in a thread about weird random things happening is it??
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