Dumb things that seem to creep into your thoughts - Page 3 - Calgarypuck Forums - The Unofficial Calgary Flames Fan Community

CaptainCrunch · 08-22-2011, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ResAlien

I sometimes wonder what would happen if I just went off and beat someone to death with whatever inanimate object was closest. Sitting at work...god I want to pummel you with this damned 3 hole punch...driving...maybe I could just run you off the road and laugh as your car burst into flames, your family crying oh so sad...at the store...just grab you and shovel Clorox down your throat and laugh as you gurgle on the poisonous suds....How awesome would it be to just eliminate the morons you see daily. Or maybe not.

...I thought we were opening up.

Not so unusual, the average guy thinks about sex 3 times a minute, and justifiable homicide twice a minute, the rest of the time we think about cheese.

Knut · 08-22-2011, 11:34 PM

That my shower will fall through the wall while i am in it leaving me naked and half soaped up beside the house.

darklord700 · 08-22-2011, 11:38 PM

Whenever I saw a gorgeous girl, I thought today maybe my lucky day. It's bound to happen once, right?

CaptainCrunch · 08-22-2011, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darklord700

Whenever I saw a gorgeous girl, I thought today maybe my lucky day. It's bound to happen once, right?

More along the line of I'll see a gorgeous girl then think about her during a client meeting and pop a boner.

dissentowner · 08-22-2011, 11:46 PM

Every time my doctor runs a test on me I am certain he will tell me either I have only a few months to live, have cancer, or both.

To Be Quite Honest · 08-22-2011, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Realtor 1

death.... as a "young pup" you feel invincible and then out of no where it all changes. The amount and power that disease has today is incredible. The fact we spend how much we do to find cures and nothing is available is even more incredible.

I know! You'd think a Trillion Dollar business would understand that it's about the people!

I think about how cool it would be to be a vampire.... Way before this Vampire craze came. I'm not some bandwagon vamp wanna-be.

CaptainCrunch · 08-22-2011, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by To Be Quite Honest

I know! You'd think a Trillion Dollar business would understand that it's about the people!

I think about how cool it would be to be a vampire.... Way before this Vampire craze came. I'm not some bandwagon vamp wanna-be.

I think it would be cooler to be the guy that rams a stake through Edward Cullen's chest.

Sr. Mints · 08-22-2011, 11:53 PM

While swimming in a pool, I've been known to see a grate or something off-colour, and jump out of the water faster than I knew was possible for me. What's more bizarre, as I've done this more than a few times.

Its not like there's stingrays or sharks in the pool or anything. . . Right?

Shnabdabber · 08-22-2011, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 Justin 3

I hate the feeling of fabrics rubbing each other. Gives me chills every time, just thinking about it gives me chills.

Dude... you are not the only one.

Picture this. A cotton ball. Inbetween your fingers. You squish it and rub your fingers together... aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Just gave myself goosebumps.

saskflames69 · 08-23-2011, 12:01 AM

Whenever I go swimming in the lake if I feel anything touch me I get the flying ###### out cause I still believe there's snakes in the water.

BBQorMILDEW · 08-23-2011, 12:19 AM

I still believe that I'm about to get home invaded almost every night.

I go through my little routine of closing every window and locking every door. I then proceed to have my baseball bat ready for action.

Aegypticus · 08-23-2011, 12:54 AM

I think about how various daily situations could be used to create punishments for me in some sort of hell (not that it exists). Some examples:

I'm forced to sit with my face under a shower head for years in such a way that I can breathe, but just barely. It'd be a constant struggle to not drown.
I use some extreme hyperbole and them I am forced to carry through with whatever I said. Like if I said I could eat a trillion chicken wings, then I would not be allowed to do anything else until I did that.
Imagine a computer screen that is completely blank. You control the way the screen scrolls with wasd. Somewhere on this endless virtual page is an image that you have to find. You cannot leave the computer until you find it.

There have been many others. It freaks me out sometimes.

CaptainCrunch · 08-23-2011, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aegypticus

I think about how various daily situations could be used to create punishments for me in some sort of hell (not that it exists). Some examples:

I'm forced to sit with my face under a shower head for years in such a way that I can breathe, but just barely. It'd be a constant struggle to not drown.
I use some extreme hyperbole and them I am forced to carry through with whatever I said. Like if I said I could eat a trillion chicken wings, then I would not be allowed to do anything else until I did that.
Imagine a computer screen that is completely blank. You control the way the screen scrolls with wasd. Somewhere on this endless virtual page is an image that you have to find. You cannot leave the computer until you find it.

There have been many others. It freaks me out sometimes.

Having to satisfy a surely grossly overweight nymphomaniac who has exacting standards and believes that everything is all about her.

Think eternal tongue cramping.

That my friends is eternal hell.

Rhetts_the_Best · 08-23-2011, 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by saskflames96

Whenever I go swimming in the lake if I feel anything touch me I get the flying ###### out cause I still believe there's snakes in the water.

Depends where you are

Red on yellow will kill a fellow, but red on black is a friend of Jack

Deegee · 08-23-2011, 07:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BBQorMILDEW

I still believe that I'm about to get home invaded almost every night.

I go through my little routine of closing every window and locking every door. I then proceed to have my baseball bat ready for action.

When I lived in Olds, we never used to lock our door. We were living in these row of townhouses and one night someone knocked on the door and came in. I carefully sneaked down the stairs and grabbed the biggest knife I could find and approached the intruder and yelled "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" while wielding the knife.

Good thing I didn't stab her. She meant to go into a different unit as she was a care aid of some sort and apologized pretty quickly.

I now make sure everything is locked up.

shermanator · 08-23-2011, 07:15 AM

Every once in a while when sitting in my boss' office I think "You know, I could really screw my career up if I punched her in the face right now. Don't do that"

Cheese · 08-23-2011, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch

Not so unusual, the average guy thinks about sex 3 times a minute, and justifiable homicide twice a minute, the rest of the time we think about Cheese.

Ahhhhh...thanks man! Wait a sec...maybe thats why I have this monicker?

MarchHare · 08-23-2011, 07:33 AM

Whenever I'm standing on the platform waiting for the CTrain, I always play mental games of chicken, thinking to myself, "Would I be able to roll to safety from the approaching train if I jumped on the tracks NOW?" I then repeat this a few times at various distances as the train gets closer.

Cheese · 08-23-2011, 07:35 AM

Lake Sharks. Except much smaller with thousands of pointy teeth...the kind that gravitate to the...well you know...

Prototype · 08-23-2011, 07:39 AM

I live in an area that has quite a bit of spiders. Small little guys, daddy long legs... even Orb Weavers (don't search it if you hate spiders, this thing looks UG-LEEEEE). I've eliminated my fair share of these things, as I'm not a fan of them myslef.

But every time I walk outside my front door, I think that there's a large group of spiders, all together somewhere, planning their revenge attack.