Whats the funniest thing you've ever seen?

[shoestring]

Many ,many years ago when SAIT hardley ever used there parking lot above
Riley Park we were drinking at the top of the hill.
My bud backs his car on to the crest and gets out of his Toyota.
Somebody sits on the front end and the car start rolling.
Of course ,my friend is paralysed, of course in that second he has lost the ability to stop his car from rolling.
He races after it,but it gains momentum going backwards,he grabs for the door as we shout Careful. In a whip second the car turns around and the rear is now going uphill,my friend racing to safety.
Now the car is facing straight downhill.
And so it goes ,racing all the way down into Riley Park.
Bounces at the asphalt roadway and zooms through two trees by inches and crashes into the lot. (Realize I was still at the top of the hill with the babes)
We drive down ,all concerned of course, having laughed a bunch.Of course!

There is this car planted bumper first into the pavement and bent in a V.
And back end on a six foot ledge ; not a wheel touching asphalt.or anything

And our favourite cop comes around and says to my friend;
"Learning how to parellel park Jack? "

[VANFLAMESFAN]

2-3 years ago I guess, my buddies and I went around town picking billboard letters from high schools and stuff like that. We set up at a local A&W at 3-4am and had friends on cell phones 4 blocks away on both sides of street on the lookout for cops

A&W's billboard said " 2 Teen Burgers for 5 Bucks"

We changed it with the extra letters we picked up, " 2 Teen Virgins for 5 bucks"

We took pics of it and all the planning and execution was for not as we drove by during the breakfast hours around 9am, and it had already been changed back


But just the time spent with the friends trying to think of the idea was some of the best laughs I have ever had.

[The Familia]

Originally posted by MrMastodonFarm+May 5 2005, 02:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MrMastodonFarm @ May 5 2005, 02:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Frank the Tank@May 5 2005, 12:55 PM
Another one of my favourites;

Speaking of Zoo stories.. and poop.

The summer of 2003 I took the afternoon to go to the Zoo with the girl I was seeing at the time, it was July, we both took the afternoon off, it wasn't busy, nice day. We enter that new(er) African area the Calgary Zoo has. The Rhino is just starting to to come out of his big water tank. In front of us is a big Summer camp of about 40 children, we wait furthur back for them to leave so its not too crowed at the front of the tank. The Rhino is not fully out of the water.. it lets out an odd nose and whammo.. Rhino poop comes spewing over 40+ 5 year olds.. they go running in ever possible direction, all of them bolted in seperate way. A group of about 20 something adults who are looking after them run after as many as possible. One of the funniest things I have ever seen, I almost broke down in tears from the laugher. I still laugh when telling the story. [/b][/quote]
You must be talking about Hippo's not Rhinos. The zoo hasn't had Rhinos in years, and Rhinos dont swim in water tanks. Thought I'd point that out!