Favorite Quotes Thread

[Komskies]

Originally Posted by schteve_d

I have so many! Here's a few:

"Believe you can, believe you can't; either way, you're right."
Henry Ford


"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."
Will Rogers


"If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner."
Tallulah Bankhead


"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
Thomas A. Edison

Another Henry Ford quote that I like:

Originally Posted by Henry Ford

Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.

And Tallulah Bankhead's famous last words:

Originally Posted by Tallulah Bankhead

Codeine... bourbon...

[BigBrodieFan]

"If I had a gun with only two bullets and was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I'd shoot Toby...twice." - Michael Scott, The Office

[Puppet Guy]

"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things"
- George Carlin

"If you know exactly what you're going to do, what's the point of doing it?"
- Pablo Picasso

"Be an individual, for god's sake - don't become part of a 'movement'"
- Lemmy Kilmister

[flamestalker]

"Life is like a garden. Dig it."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese."

"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

[OilKiller]

"If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast."

Jack Handey

[Salty Banana]

"Noone dies a virgin, life screws us all"- Salty Banana

[pylon]

"Public transit is for jerks and lesbians."
H. Simpson



"Salty Banana will be banned by August 1st."
T. Pylon

[Booyaka]

"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
Martin Luther King Jr.

[ricosuave]

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?" - Epicurus

[Coach]

"Pardon?"


The Champ