05-15-2011, 05:18 PM
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#41
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by PIMking
Just ask them and be serious about it. I know you want to get laid and all but it's not worth getting HPV or herpes because you're lazy.
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Dude, eveyone and their dog has HPV. That's one you really can't do much about.
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05-15-2011, 05:28 PM
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#42
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Lifetime In Suspension
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Originally Posted by rubecube
Dude, eveyone and their dog has HPV. That's one you really can't do much about.
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Well you can stop humping dogs. Lowers your odds.
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05-15-2011, 05:30 PM
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#43
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Originally Posted by ResAlien
Well you can stop humping dogs. Lowers your odds.
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What can I say? I'm a gambler.
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05-15-2011, 06:51 PM
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#44
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Ate 100 Treadmills
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Quote:
Originally Posted by PIMking
Just ask them and be serious about it. I know you want to get laid and all but it's not worth getting HPV or herpes because you're lazy.
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Bas skanks aren't the most reputable of people. I wouldn't trust them on this issue.
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05-15-2011, 07:13 PM
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#45
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Norm!
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for some reason if you plow Fotze's mom, since she has all of them, they cancel each other out and you get some kind of natural immunity out of it.
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05-15-2011, 07:41 PM
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#46
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Section 203
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainCrunch
for some reason if you plow Fotze's mom, since she has all of them, they cancel each other out and you get some kind of natural immunity out of it.
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Like Mr. Burns being immune to diseases?
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05-15-2011, 08:00 PM
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#47
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Franchise Player
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rubecube
Dude, eveyone and their dog has HPV. That's one you really can't do much about.
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Women get cervical cancer, men don't. Big reason to, at least, consider it.
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05-15-2011, 09:29 PM
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Scoring Winger
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Remember the stat -> 1 in 4...
1 in 4 people are carrying around an STI (or STD), most of you guys probably have one and don't even know it. Yes, HPV is considered an STD, even though the vast majority of people do not exhibit any symptoms and especially men, will never have any type of impact on them (hence importance of cervical cancer screening for all you women out there).
The 1 in 4 number taught to us in med school as well as associated pictures scared the crap out us... but I swear we forgot about it by the time the next party rolled around.. LOL
Key message - wrap it up! (and even that is not foolproof).
True story -> i told a pt he had herpes, and he was like "i always use protection". Then I asked what about oral?
His reaction -> "#*$@"
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05-15-2011, 09:39 PM
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#49
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Powerplay Quarterback
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What is a STD or an STI?
All I know is STA - sexually transmitted awesomness!
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05-16-2011, 01:02 AM
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#50
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Without knowing about this thread, I typed "prevalence of STDs in Calgary" into Google tonight.
Guess what comes up #1 now? 
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05-16-2011, 01:53 AM
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#51
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Victoria
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Quote:
Originally Posted by peter12
Women get cervical cancer, men don't. Big reason to, at least, consider it.
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Well yes but from what I understand cervical cancer only develops from certain strands of HPV. I'm not saying you're wrong, just that HPV is quite rampant and pretty much undetectable in a lot of cases.
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05-21-2011, 02:56 PM
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#52
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Lifetime Suspension
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god damn I hope I didn't catch anything last night. Anybody have any recommendations for condoms that don't hurt your dick?
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05-21-2011, 03:12 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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it's that they are too tight around the base. Quite a bit thicker than average and only slightly longer than average so it hurts like a biotch wearing a condom.
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05-21-2011, 03:20 PM
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#54
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aka Spike
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: The Darkest Corners of My Mind
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Quote:
Originally Posted by robocop
it's that they are too tight around the base. Quite a bit thicker than average and only slightly longer than average so it hurts like a biotch wearing a condom.
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TMI
Get the magnum size
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05-21-2011, 03:28 PM
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Lifetime Suspension
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but the magnum's are way too long, see my dilemma? I'm an inbetween and it really is a serious problem, I was pissed drunk and just took it off last night.
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05-21-2011, 03:39 PM
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#56
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Ate 100 Treadmills
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Originally Posted by robocop
but the magnum's are way too long, see my dilemma? I'm an inbetween and it really is a serious problem, I was pissed drunk and just took it off last night.
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You are so full of ####. I've seen a guy stretch a condom around his head (the one attached to his neck) and wear it like a hat. You're telling us you can't fit a condom around your member? As for the magnums being too long, just don't role them down all the way. Condoms are specifically designed for people of different lengths and have this feature just for that.
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05-21-2011, 03:54 PM
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#57
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Scoring Winger
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: SW Colorado
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Quote:
Originally Posted by robocop
it's that they are too tight around the base. Quite a bit thicker than average and only slightly longer than average so it hurts like a biotch wearing a condom.
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You should try LifeStyles Chode-Toques.
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05-21-2011, 05:16 PM
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#58
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Lifetime Suspension
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blankall
You are so full of ####. I've seen a guy stretch a condom around his head (the one attached to his neck) and wear it like a hat. You're telling us you can't fit a condom around your member? As for the magnums being too long, just don't role them down all the way. Condoms are specifically designed for people of different lengths and have this feature just for that.
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I never said I couldn't fit it on dickwad. I said it hurt. ####ing christ some people are stupid. It's the little ring on the condom that just hurts so bad and I was asking for legitimate advice wondering if anyone else had experienced this problem.
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05-21-2011, 06:08 PM
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#59
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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I suggest that a little foreplay involving quickdry bathtub silicon sealant may be in order for the ol' tuna can.
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05-21-2011, 11:27 PM
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#60
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First Line Centre
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Quote:
Originally Posted by robocop
I never said I couldn't fit it on dickwad. I said it hurt. ####ing christ some people are stupid. It's the little ring on the condom that just hurts so bad and I was asking for legitimate advice wondering if anyone else had experienced this problem.
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Can't believe I'm discussing this....
I have the same problem. It got to be so bad that I wondered if something was wrong with my ######. Normal condoms would pretty much kill my mood at the sight of them, and the rubber ring is the problem.
Give magnums a whirl, they helped, although only moderately.
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