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Old 04-15-2011, 09:24 AM   #41
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Years ago I used to supervise people, and one guy wanted to cross train with others and learn more, but he stank. Mostly like a dirty clothes hamper. I was pretty uncomfortable having the talk with him, "you stink so no one wants to get near you", but after we did, he realized he had to wash his clothes more, and shower more etc. turned out OK, and he actually took it well.
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Old 04-15-2011, 09:28 AM   #42
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Spray his and your office with this stuff:
NSFW (Language)

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Old 04-15-2011, 10:59 AM   #43
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Does anyone remember that thread about the girl who had similar issues? I don't remember if it was on here or not, but the end result was the company had to get rid of pretty much everything she had ever spent any time sitting on after they let her go. You can figure out what the issue was.
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:27 AM   #44
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She farted a lot?
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:29 AM   #45
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Not quite, the smell was a little bit more pungent from what I recall.
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:33 AM   #46
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The OP really needs to post an update...
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Old 04-15-2011, 11:47 AM   #47
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oh, you're talking about vaginal discharge odor!
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Old 04-15-2011, 12:07 PM   #48
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Old 04-15-2011, 12:08 PM   #49
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oh, you're talking about vaginal discharge odor!
Phuck you man. I just puked in my mouth a little.
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Old 04-15-2011, 01:39 PM   #50
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where did she work? salmon farm?
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Old 04-15-2011, 01:47 PM   #51
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The OP really needs to post an update...
The air freshener was thrown out. Guy still smells.
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The air freshener was thrown out. Guy still smells.
Rotten fish?
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Old 04-15-2011, 02:14 PM   #53
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Hang some of these in his office.



smokey bacon aroma.
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Old 04-15-2011, 02:20 PM   #54
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Rotten fish?
I've done my best in the past 24 hours to avoid closer examination of the aroma.
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Old 04-15-2011, 03:11 PM   #55
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Yesterday a lady walked into the pub and she changed the entire room with perfumed stink. It changed the room and gave me a headache in about two minutes. Fortunately I was about to leave anyway. She was heavy so I assumed she was covering the smell of her gunt.
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Old 04-15-2011, 03:20 PM   #56
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Yesterday a lady walked into the pub and she changed the entire room with perfumed stink. It changed the room and gave me a headache in about two minutes. Fortunately I was about to leave anyway. She was heavy so I assumed she was covering the smell of her gunt.
That's some powerful perfume if it can physically change rooms into other things.

Show the "Smelly Guy" this thread. That should cheer him up and give him helpful tips on how to either smell less like stink, or smell more like bacon.
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Old 04-15-2011, 03:26 PM   #57
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That's some powerful perfume if it can physically change rooms into other things.

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It changed the room from a nice relaxing multiple tv watching and eating chicken wings to OMFG what the hell is that... I can't stand it .. must escape...
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So like when my aunt comes over.
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So like when my aunt comes over.
Your aunt has smelly gunt secretions?
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Your aunt has smelly gunt secretions?
That's disgusting!

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