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Old 02-14-2011, 01:07 PM   #41
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As someone who is new and single... I'm going to wine and dine myself infront of the TV and watch the Flames serve some black roses of death to Forsberg's ex. Hopefully they kick them while they're down, too.
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I am treating the wifey to a 26 of Wild Turkey and some KY Jelly!
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Old 02-14-2011, 01:19 PM   #45
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i am treating the wifey to a 26 of wild turkey and some ky jelly!
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Old 02-14-2011, 01:21 PM   #46
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Valentine's Day is of course in February...Black History Month. Be a gentleman, and treat your wife or girlfriend to a bucket of KFC. She deserves it.
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I am treating the wifey to a 26 of Wild Turkey and some KY Jelly!
KY because it's a "special" day? Normally, you'd just spit on your hand?
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Old 02-14-2011, 01:27 PM   #48
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Valentine's Day is of course in February...Black History Month. Be a gentleman, and treat your wife or girlfriend to a bucket of KFC. She deserves it.
And then another fun thread turned racist.
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Old 02-14-2011, 01:34 PM   #49
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What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon Phelps
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KY because it's a "special" day? Normally, you'd just spit on your hand?
That or leftover bacon grease.
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Every time I see this thread title, I misread it as "Happy Hamrlik Holiday".

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What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon Phelps
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Every time I see this thread title, I misread it as "Happy Hamrlik Holiday".

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That or leftover bacon grease.
While it's still sizzling or after it's jellyfied?
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Good ol' being single. I may head down to the mall and point and laugh at the weird, creepy old guys who hand out flowers to mortified women.

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Good ol' being single. I may head down to mall and point and laugh at the weird, creepy old guys who hand out flowers to mortified women.
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Old 02-14-2011, 07:25 PM   #57
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The best part of Valentine's is, the countdown starts to Steak and a BJ Day!
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