01-27-2011, 03:57 PM
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#41
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First Line Centre
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Peterborough, ON
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I'm giving my wife another year of myself, what a gift!
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01-27-2011, 04:00 PM
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#42
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Calgary
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wooohooo
How about a gift certificate to somewhere? Not very thoughtful but I rather have that than get something expensive I don't want. Tickets to a Flames game or concert? Xbox/PS3/games?
I got a small gift from my GF last year - Magazine subscription to GQ, Maxim and Hockeynews. I really liked that gift. Makes for great pooping material
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That stuff is child's play compared to these:
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01-27-2011, 04:57 PM
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#43
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First Line Centre
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Couples massage in the afternoon, dinner reservation at Ric's Grill, then reaping the benefits for dessert.
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01-27-2011, 05:02 PM
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#44
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Lifetime Suspension
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Beer and porno.
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01-27-2011, 05:02 PM
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#45
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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So far, this is the oldest I've been.
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01-27-2011, 05:04 PM
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#46
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First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by VladtheImpaler
Why do women insist on making so much of this arbitrary day to help the retail industry? I want "nothing" for this day. If you want to celebrate in a historically-appropriate fashion, kill a Hugenot, better yet, two...  Otherwise, if there must be a gift - kinky sex - it's free, and much more enjoyable than perfume... |
How the hell have women not figured this out yet?!
It's simple stuff ladies!
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01-27-2011, 05:19 PM
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#47
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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I plan to buy a dozen red roses and take them to a food court in some mall in Calgary. There I will hand them out to women sitting alone with a Happy Valentines Day greeting. With no one special in my life I figure I could make someone elses a bit brighter.
Of course there's always the risk of being slapped. In the past 5 years it's never happened
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01-27-2011, 05:22 PM
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
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Originally Posted by Dion
I plan to buy a dozen red roses and take them to a food court in some mall in Calgary. There I will hand them out to women sitting alone with a Happy Valentines Day greeting. With no one special in my life I figure I could make someone elses a bit brighter.
Of course there's always the risk of being slapped. In the past 5 years it's never happened
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I don't know if you're a saint, or a perv?
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So far, this is the oldest I've been.
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01-27-2011, 05:29 PM
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#49
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Originally Posted by Traditional_Ale
I don't know if you're a saint, or a perv?
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Why does there have to be a hidden agenda to my actions?
Can't people do something nice for one another?
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01-27-2011, 05:31 PM
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Crushed
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The Sc'ank
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Originally Posted by Dion
Why does there have to be a hidden agenda to my actions?
Can't people do something nice for one another?
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Exactly. Like that nice gentleman that was doing the door to door breast exams. What a nice guy!
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01-27-2011, 05:33 PM
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#51
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Originally Posted by BigBrodieFan
You're absolutely right. But we are covered when it comes to gaming devices and electronics. Maybe I should just buy him a giant mirror and have it mounted on the ceiling of our bedroom?  |
Get him a gift certificate to his favourite golf course. Then again you could hit a home run and buy him a new set of clubs. I'm sure he'll reward you in spades
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01-27-2011, 05:36 PM
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#52
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Lifetime Suspension
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Originally Posted by Dion
Why does there have to be a hidden agenda to my actions?
Can't people do something nice for one another?
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It's just the way our society is these days. Smiling at someone is sexual harassment, and anything nice you do for a stranger of the opposite sex is now a devious scheme to somehow get laid.
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01-27-2011, 05:40 PM
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#53
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Calgary...Alberta, Canada
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Given that Feb 14 will be our son's five-month birthday, we'll settle for a full night of sleep.
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We may curse our bad luck that it's sounds like its; who's sounds like whose; they're sounds like their (and there); and you're sounds like your. But if we are grown-ups who have been through full-time education, we have no excuse for muddling them up.
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01-27-2011, 05:41 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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Originally Posted by Ren
It's just the way our society is these days. Smiling at someone is sexual harassment, and anything nice you do for a stranger of the opposite sex is now a devious scheme to somehow get laid.
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Everything I do is done with the hope, however remote, of getting laid. Woooo testosterone!
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01-27-2011, 05:43 PM
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#55
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
Why does there have to be a hidden agenda to my actions?
Can't people do something nice for one another?
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You mean you're not fishing for a woman to want to spend Valentine's Day with you?
Why not give them out to guys sitting alone, too? Guys need cheering up, ya know.
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"An adherent of homeopathy has no brain. They have skull water with the memory of a brain."
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01-27-2011, 05:46 PM
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#56
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Not a casual user
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ren
It's just the way our society is these days. Smiling at someone is sexual harassment, and anything nice you do for a stranger of the opposite sex is now a devious scheme to somehow get laid.
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A sad reflection of today's society....
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01-27-2011, 05:49 PM
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#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: An all-inclusive.
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Originally Posted by Dion
A sad reflection of today's society....
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Puleese.
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01-27-2011, 05:50 PM
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#58
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Took an arrow to the knee
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Toronto
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dion
A sad reflection of today's society....
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You think handing out roses to lone women in Victorian England would have been any different? Or maybe the medieval Middle-East? At any time?
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"An adherent of homeopathy has no brain. They have skull water with the memory of a brain."
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01-27-2011, 05:53 PM
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#59
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Lifetime Suspension
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punch myself in the balls
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01-27-2011, 06:25 PM
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#60
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Basement Chicken Choker
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: In a land without pants, or war, or want. But mostly we care about the pants.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Eastern Girl
Exactly. Like that nice gentleman that was doing the door to door breast exams. What a nice guy!
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It's our 10 year anniversary this February too! Remember when you thought I wasn't actually a doctor just because I mistook nipples for lumps? Good times, good times.
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Better educated sadness than oblivious joy.
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