Edmonton is No Good XII: "I Dunno.. it's Just Not Good."

[Enoch Root]

Originally Posted by Sofa GM

The Oiler are a bad, bad hockey team. No cap space, no prospects, no goaltending, no defense. They have two players, and that is it.

And those two players are on their back nine

[Manhattanboy]

Originally Posted by Tkachukwagon

https://twitter.com/user/status/2027876415392342369

Spector is such a tool. One day he’s absolutely crapping on them the next day he’s penning fiction in the Journal that they remain cup contenders and that things could actually turn out differently this year.

[1qqaaz]

Worst Goals Against Teams in the League:

30th: Edmonton - 206
31st: St. Louis - 207
32nd: Vancouver - 213


7th: Calgary - 170

[Jay Random]

I've said it before. The Oilers' whole plan is to copy the team from the 1980s, who could outscore their mistakes because they had Gretzky, Kurri, Messier, Anderson, and Coffey. All the Oilers have now is McDavid and Draisaitl, and it isn't enough. You simply can't do that in a salary-capped league.

[McG]

It was, and I mean it, an absolute pleasure to listen to post game CHED. The presser in particular was gold.

Draisatl “we are all bad but the d keeps giving up goals and we can’t out score mistakes”. 1 G, -1.

Mavi 3 assists and -4. To blame for at least 2 goals against. 2nd star.

Nurse (who Spector’s questions were aimed at…even on the radio it sounded like Nurse wanted to pop Spector) 0-0-0 and even +/-.

Spector btw tried to get Knobby house elf to bite on D sucks questions. I’m going to see if I can find a link to the presser.

They do not sound like a team.

[Sofa GM]

Originally Posted by McG

It was, and I mean it, an absolute pleasure to listen to post game CHED. The presser in particular was gold.

Draisatl “we are all bad but the d keeps giving up goals and we can’t out score mistakes”. 1 G, -1.

Mavi 3 assists and -4. To blame for at least 2 goals against. 2nd star.

Nurse (who Spector’s questions were aimed at…even on the radio it sounded like Nurse wanted to pop Spector) 0-0-0 and even +/-.

Spector btw tried to get Knobby house elf to bite on D sucks questions. I’m going to see if I can find a link to the presser.

They do not sound like a team.

Sounds about right… Pissy and Mavi blaming the defense when they are consistently minus players and are on the ice for approximately half the game. They take absolutely zero ownership, it’s ridiculous

[Reggie Dunlop]

Mavi stormed off the ice and probably sulked in a toilet stall.

[McG]

Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop

Mavi stormed off the ice and probably sulked in a toilet stall.

Faster than he moves on a back check that’s for sure.

Will it be fast enough to reach the terminal velocity to leave?

He’s likely wishing he bought his contract at Costco so he can return it.

[Jaybo]

Originally Posted by 1qqaaz

worst goals against teams in the league:

30th: Edmonton - 206
31st: St. Louis - 207
32nd: Vancouver - 213


7th: Calgary - 170

trade for a forward!

[taxbuster]

Originally Posted by Sofa GM

The Oiler are a bad, bad hockey team. No cap space, no prospects, no goaltending, no defense. They have two players, and that is it.

But Elliotte says they’re looking for an F and a D. Wonder how they’ll manage that feat.

[Groot]

In the past 10 games, the Oilers have given up 42 goals.

That's 4.2 GAA per game.

For a full season, that would be the 85th worst GAA of all-time. In the past 36 years, only 4 teams have had worse, the 90/91 Nordiques, 91/92 Sharks, 92/93 Sharks, 92/93 Whalers, and 95/96 Sharks.

Team defense is beyond abysmal and getting worse.

[Reggie Dunlop]

The Oilers haven’t had a closed door players only meeting yet.

[schteve_d]

Originally Posted by mile

https://twitter.com/user/status/2026759718082064650

Is he starting to stroke out? What's with his left eyelid?

[Jay Random]

Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop

The Oilers haven’t had a closed door players only meeting yet.

How do you know? Mavi and Pissy could have a closed-door meeting in a broom closet and not tell anybody. That's the whole team right there.

[Goriders]

Hopefully Seattle, LA and San Jose can pass the Oilers and keep them out of the playoffs.

[Goriders]

Originally Posted by 3rd liner

Just saw this clip, didn't even know the oilers played last night. That is an absolute garbage question from Spector, what an ahole. There are about ten different ways that could have been asked re; the emotions of losing the silver medal. I actually feel bad for McDavid in that clip. And that takes a lot... F'ing oilers media.

Spector is the worst. Can’t believe none of the players have punched him yet.

[Goriders]

Originally Posted by Sofa GM

Sounds about right… Pissy and Mavi blaming the defense when they are consistently minus players and are on the ice for approximately half the game. They take absolutely zero ownership, it’s ridiculous

It’s not rediculous.

It’s poor leadership

[FlamesAddiction]

Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop

Mavi stormed off the ice and probably sulked in a toilet stall.

For someone who is an elite pro athlete and team captain, the guy sure is a wiener.

[Sofa GM]

Originally Posted by FlamesAddiction

For someone is an elite pro athlete and team captain, the guy sure is a wiener.

Spoiled brat who’s always got his way……. And never won a damn thing. I bet his teammates think he’s an #######.

[midniteowl]

Originally Posted by Jay Random

I've said it before. The Oilers' whole plan is to copy the team from the 1980s, who could outscore their mistakes because they had Gretzky, Kurri, Messier, Anderson, and Coffey. All the Oilers have now is McDavid and Draisaitl, and it isn't enough. You simply can't do that in a salary-capped league.

I think I saw a Tweet earlier today some Oilers fan said:


Gretzky == McDavid
Draisaitl == Messier
Hyman == Anderson
Bouchard == Coffey


They just need to trade for Kurri.


I tried to find it again but couldn't find it.