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Old 07-20-2007, 08:40 AM   #561
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There are 5,730 registered members on Calpuck, after this post we need 999,419 more to hit 1 million in this thread.

Therefore if we get everyone to post 174.41 times we're there!

Come on guys we can do it by the August long weekend!
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Old 07-20-2007, 08:50 AM   #562
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is firefox really that good? i know i get virtually no pop-ups with explorer (actually i never get any)...but is it as safe as firefox? and could i transfer all of my favorites without actually having to type them in?
Firefox is great, I just started using it last month and Its way better than Explorer. They do say it is more safe and when you do install it, it will automatically transfer all your settings(ie, favorites, cookies, passwords) or you can select individually pick what you wanna transfer.
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Heres some pictures to add to this great thread

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Monty Python quotes
For my money, the funniest movie of all time. I particularly like the scene below:

King Arthur: I am your king.
Woman: Well I didn't vote for you.
King Arthur: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well how'd you become king then?
[Angelic music plays... ]
King Arthur: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
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Old 07-20-2007, 10:43 AM   #567
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Knights of Camelot: [singing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot. / We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot. / In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable / It's a busy life in Camelot
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Knights of Camelot: I have to push the pram a lot.

The clapping part in that scene kills me every time...its the funniest part of the movie, i think

this part is really good to though...damn, that whole movie was awesome
Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
King Arthur: How does it... um... how does it work?
Sir Lancelot: I know not, my liege.
King Arthur: Consult the Book of Armaments.
Brother Maynard: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
Cleric: [reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...
Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
All: Amen.
King Arthur: Right. One... two... five.
Galahad: Three, sir.
King Arthur: Three.

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Old 07-20-2007, 11:29 AM   #569
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There are 5,730 registered members on Calpuck, after this post we need 999,419 more to hit 1 million in this thread.

Therefore if we get everyone to post 174.41 times we're there!

Come on guys we can do it by the August long weekend!
Oh we are trying to hit 1,000,000 posts in this one thread....I was thinking it was just CP in general. Geez we have a lot of work to do don't we...
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I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
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I'm fond of that myself....

Alright. This obviously isnt working. Everyone grab two beers and lets brainstorm. I always think better when I'm drunk.
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Old 07-20-2007, 02:17 PM   #572
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I'm fond of that myself....

Alright. This obviously isnt working. Everyone grab two beers and lets brainstorm. I always think better when I'm drunk.
Point well taken,

I don't know if I think better drunk, or think more ammusingly drunk. Either way that works for me. However I drink best at a pub, where I nay have access to the interweb.

Hrmmm... do you think if I got drunk downtown and stumbled into the library and explained what we're trying to do with this thread, that they'd let me post from there?
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Point well taken,

I don't know if I think better drunk, or think more ammusingly drunk. Either way that works for me. However I drink best at a pub, where I nay have access to the interweb.

Hrmmm... do you think if I got drunk downtown and stumbled into the library and explained what we're trying to do with this thread, that they'd let me post from there?
I think its your God-Given Right!

No Library would dare deny a full fledged CP movement drunken access to Public resources and equipment in order to accomplish our goal!

We have lofty aims indeed!

Two more hours and I crack the first beer......
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Two more hours and I crack the first beer......
Done! 2 down already.
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Old 07-20-2007, 02:41 PM   #575
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I'm at work for another hour and 20 minutes. After that, its Keiths time and no looking back.

Lucky and your 'already drinking.'
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ugh . . . I'm jealous

everyone I know went to PEI to see Aerosmith, however I'm still in Sydney. I need to find someone to drink with
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The Saskatchewan Roughriders are twice the team the Calgary Clowns are.

Discuss.
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Old 07-20-2007, 02:55 PM   #578
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The Saskatchewan Roughriders are twice the team the Calgary Clowns are.

Discuss.
Well everyone knows the Calgary Clowns, suck

Now the Stampeders on the other hand, they're awesome! And have won a Grey Cup or two since . . . well when's the last time Saskatchewan won?

On a more important note, still haven't found a drinking buddy
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ugh . . . I'm jealous

everyone I know went to PEI to see Aerosmith, however I'm still in Sydney. I need to find someone to drink with
I'd be game for that, but I'm on the wrong side of the country.

And there is no hockey to watch.

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You sir are dead wrong. They both suck something fierce. If we were discussing sheer suckitude, the Stamps might pull ahead just slightly. Maybe.
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the stamps WILL turn it around...unlike seemingly everyone on this effin' board, i still believe in them...they'll win tomorrow night
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