CPs most annoying poster ROUND 1 vote for the biggest thimble headed gherkin

[Mightyfire89]

Originally Posted by Erick Estrada

Been out of town. Is this closed? You can put me in the mix.

The only thing remotely annoying about you is your massive overuse of the conjunction/adverb ‘as’.

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

I forgot to vote in Alnigi for his godawful haikus.

[PaperBagger'14]

Originally Posted by jayswin

I don't know if this thread is as fun now that's it's the muta/ozyflame show. Kind of made the thread feel like it's jumped the shark after 2 days, lol.

Do you remember the pizza poll thread with the turn where the poster Pizza confessed the cardinal sin of…gasp…liking Hawaiian pizza?

Polls like this take on their own narrative and quite easily. This thread could be locked tomorrow by the time I wake up, or it could be at 200 pages. Neither of which would surprise me.

[Ozy_Flame]

Yasss queens! I leave for a few hours and my adoring fans just can't stop talking about me. Channel that butthurt!

[Muta]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

He sounds like he’s about to cum over his own posts. I doubt that’s ever a fun experience for anyone involved with him.

Oh yeah that’s the spot Pepsi

Spoiler!

Now make sure you wash your sheets this time though, you pervert.

[TrentCrimmIndependent]

Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame

Yasss queens! I leave for a few hours and my adoring fans just can't stop talking about me. Channel that butthurt!

By "leave" do you mean clicking the logout button then switching over to your Muta handle?

[Monahammer]

Originally Posted by TrentCrimmIndependent

Probably because you're a Flames poster.

Bring up my name to the resident Oiler fans and their vitals will go berserk.

I've had to hold my game back out of concern of Stang et al losing their minds.

This post right here, officer

[BigThief]

Mommy must have put dinner on the table

[Cali Panthers Fan]

Originally Posted by DownInFlames

It's a tough call between me and Locke. I like the guy and if I have anything negative to say it's that he needs a hobby. I'm a nobody so I'd give him the advantage just on awareness.

I don't want to get all gushy, but you're easily one of my top 5 favorite posters. Probably because we like mostly the same music.

Locke is funny, but he doesn't have an off button, like most comedians. That's annoying compared to you.

[Johnny Makarov]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

There are some locks going into round 2, and a few interesting toss ups, imo.

Locks:
- Sliver
— btimbit is one of the ultimate good guys around here, no way people are voting him. Love Sliver but sorry this is no contest.

- OOtC
— Torque might be direct but that + his car guy thing is gonna play way better here than the whiney “I can’t drive and hey guys omg I have a nintendo switch why is nobody talking about nintendo switch” thing

- PaperBagger
— unfortunately it’s tough to see cheese winning against a top contender

- Locke
— Nobody likes accountants

- Me
— diss might get into it deeper and more seriously with posters but I have quantity on my side and know what buttons to push and this is a numbers game. I’m the most condescending, antagonist poster this board has ever seen. Beat that.

- Psycenet
— is Blaster even annoying to anyone? maybe in FOI

- Zary
— Corsi a few years ago maybe, he’s old and low energy now, Zary can kick it as well as anyone

Toss Ups:
- Doctorfever vs MathGod
— both annoying in their own ways, but the main difference is dumb vs naive. both guys who, at a certain point, you just wish would stop posting. At least MG makes a good point once in a while and generally knows how to put a thought together, but he gets into it with a lot of people and doesn’t know when to quit. It’s unclear is DF has ever had a good point, but he thinks he has. Great matchup.

- Johnny Makarov vs Ozy Flame
— A pretty ultimate matchup. The guy who you never want on your side vs the guy who calls you creepy if it gets any indication you aren’t on his side. JM knows nothing and it’s unclear he’s even a real person, whereas Ozy believes in aliens and is obsessed with letting people know he lives in Toronto and used to live in Calgary but lives in Toronto now and did you know he lives in Toronto? Probably lives in Brampton.

- WO vs TrentCrimm
— Another great matchup. Two of the most easily triggered posters in the site, one leans into it and the other wants you desperately to convince you he isn’t triggered. Trent might have an advantage on account of history (wall of shame, quitting and coming back with an english accent two days later) and the thing where he tries to wax poetic about topic clearly trying to hide his awkward nature and self-doubt, but WO might have flipped out on enough people and offended enough with genuinely terrible opinions that he’ll have a good shot.

holy eff so much typing. Well cokefree would win hands down for the No Life Award since he is on here 24/7 lol but what do I know. Nothing! hahaha

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by Muta

Oh yeah that’s the spot Pepsi

Spoiler!

Now make sure you wash your sheets this time though, you pervert.

I don’t think I consented to being involved in this but I’m guessing that’s not a big deterrent for you.

[Bonded]

Wait are they actually brothers? Lol

[Bonded]

Originally Posted by PepsiFree

I don’t think I consented to being involved in this but I’m guessing that’s not a big deterrent for you.

Seems like it’s his kink

[White Out 403]

Originally Posted by Johnny Makarov

holy eff so much typing. Well cokefree would win hands down for the No Life Award since he is on here 24/7 lol but what do I know. Nothing! hahaha

Ok mr 5 posts per day

[Johnny Makarov]

Originally Posted by White Out 403

Ok mr 5 posts per day

2,500 of them were calling you out in the CFL threads. ahahahaha.

Calling all of us idiots on your Bomber fan page using the exact same user name! lol

One of the best times on here was when the Bombers won their 1st Grey Cup in 80 years and you were sinbinned and couldn't comment on it. lol

[White Out 403]

Originally Posted by Johnny Makarov

2,500 of them were calling you out in the CFL threads. ahahahaha.

Calling all of us idiots on your Bomber fan page using the exact same user name! lol

One of the best times on here was the Bombers winning their 1st Grey Cup in 80 years and you were sinbinned and couldn't comment on it. lol

This is the kind of strong showing that will get you thru to the 2nd round

[Johnny Makarov]

Originally Posted by White Out 403

This is the kind of strong showing that will get you thru to the 2nd round

Yeah so annoying! lol I voted for myself. I guess i could just call everyone idiots like you did.

[Muta]

Originally Posted by Bonded

Seems like it’s his kink

My kink is watching Pepsi do his thing on CP and then get 100% triggered in a thread he signed up to participate in about annoyance and ‘thimble headed gherkins’.

[PepsiFree]

Originally Posted by White Out 403

Ok mr 5 posts per day

To be fair it doesn’t seem like any time or even a brain is required for any one of the five.

Mine are sometimes coherent, so it probably seems like a big lift for him.

[White Out 403]

Originally Posted by Johnny Makarov

Yeah so annoying! lol I voted for myself. I guess i could just call everyone idiots like you did.

If I said I was sorry would you calm down?