Gotta wonder how many are true, and how many are just looking for a payday. It's not like Woods has any need to pay them some hush hush money to protect his reputation anymore.
Various reports say the wife has left or is planning to leave. She's bought a house near Stockholm last week. Good for her.
Now . . . . . the big puzzle is how one might go about resurrecting Tiger.
Frankly, I think it's better for Tiger's rehabilitation campaign that Elin Nordegren is exiting with the kids. He was well past the point where he cared about her anyway, so let's just get that off the table.
Given the revelations we've seen - the sheer numbers - there was never any believable aspect in trying to sell Nordegren forgiving him and everyone living happily for a few more years.
Instead, with her out of the way, Tiger can have the tearful Baba Wawa interview or the confession on Oprah to lay it all out there that he deserved what he got . . . . . basically, try to go for the sympathy vote.
And, bonus points, he can go on boinking as much as he wants as a single guy.
How would you rehabilitate Tiger, aside from using a two by four? Does he have the personality to come clean in the first place?
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Now . . . . . the big puzzle is how one might go about resurrecting Tiger.
Frankly, I think it's better for Tiger's rehabilitation campaign that Elin Nordegren is exiting with the kids. He was well past the point where he cared about her anyway, so let's just get that off the table.
Given the revelations we've seen - the sheer numbers - there was never any believable aspect in trying to sell Nordegren forgiving him and everyone living happily for a few more years.
Instead, with her out of the way, Tiger can have the tearful Baba Wawa interview or the confession on Oprah to lay it all out there that he deserved what he got . . . . . basically, try to go for the sympathy vote.
And, bonus points, he can go on boinking as much as he wants as a single guy.
How would you rehabilitate Tiger, aside from using a two by four?
Cowperson
Tearful confession about sex addiction
Rehabilitation
Finds Christ
No contest divorce with generous terms for wife, with visitation for the kids
Becomes more public friendly, a smiling Tiger working at the food bank, handing out christmas presents.
Wins a major
follow up interview with Oprah after a year, how he's turned his life around, thanks Christ, the patience of his family, the doctors in rehab, 12 steps etc.
Wins another major
Marries a African American Woman (is that even the right term anymore)
DOSEN'T CHEAT.
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No contest divorce with generous terms for wife, with visitation for the kids
Becomes more public friendly, a smiling Tiger working at the food bank, handing out christmas presents.
Wins a major
follow up interview with Oprah after a year, how he's turned his life around, thanks Christ, the patience of his family, the doctors in rehab, 12 steps etc.
Wins another major
Stars in and produces Tiger's Asses
Realizes porn production is a lot more lucrative than selling Buicks
Location: A simple man leading a complicated life....
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Originally Posted by GirlySports
He needs to go on Oprah.
He needs to to get back on tour playing golf......
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His once-pristine reputation in tatters, Tiger Woods' next conquest needs to come on the links.
And it needs to come fast, if he hopes to quell the media firestorm swirling around him, experts say.
"He needs to bring the attention back to his primary expertise, which is playing golf," said Sean Cassidy, president of Dan Klores Communications. "The quicker he's on the course winning, the better."
PR gurus told the Daily News Friday the surest way for the embattled Woods to repair his reputation is for him to get back to what he does best: playing golf.
An interesting analysis of how this is all playing out in the black community.
As one blogger, Robert Paul Reyes, wrote: "If Tiger Woods had cheated on his gorgeous white wife with black women, the golfing great's accident would have been barely a blip in the blogosphere."
The darts reflect blacks' resistance to interracial romance. They also are a reflection of discomfort with a man who has smashed barriers in one of America's whitest sports and assumed the mantle of the world's most famous athlete, once worn by Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan.
But Woods has declined to identify himself as black, and famously chose the term "Cablinasian" (Caucasian, black, Indian and Asian) to describe the racial mixture he inherited from his African-American father and Thai mother.
This vexed some blacks, but it hasn't stopped them from claiming Woods as one of their own. Or from disapproving of his marriage to Elin Nordegren, despite blacks' historical fight against white racist opponents of mixed marriage.
