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Old 12-30-2008, 04:11 PM   #521
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Jacob two two vs Kevin from the Wonder years
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Old 12-30-2008, 08:02 PM   #522
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Kevbo for sure!

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Old 12-30-2008, 09:30 PM   #523
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Kitzel, with the aid of his grandfather.

Paraplegic guy with a knife and regular wheelchair vs. Quadriplegic guy with a handgun and powered wheelchair.
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Old 12-30-2008, 10:06 PM   #524
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Paraplegic with the knife, the Quad can't get the safety turned off on the gun.

Pinky or the Brain
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Old 12-30-2008, 10:08 PM   #525
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I would have to say Brain would kill himself with some over engineered plan that back fired on him.

How about something for the Kevin Smith fans.

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Old 12-31-2008, 07:25 AM   #526
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Brodie. Because he would whip out the "stink palm" and because Banky would be too busy looking at Ben Affleks bum.

Dave "Tiger" Williams vs Tiger Woods with a nine iron.
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Old 12-31-2008, 07:28 AM   #527
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Tiger Williams then he would ride the 9 iron to celebrate

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Old 12-31-2008, 08:14 AM   #528
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Mr Green Jeans. There was always something shifty about him.

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Old 12-31-2008, 08:19 AM   #529
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Dom Delouise. He'd turn into Captain Chaos and lay a beating on old Burt.

Jean Claude Van Damme vs Steven Seagal
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Old 12-31-2008, 08:26 AM   #530
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Old 12-31-2008, 08:59 AM   #531
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Jesse Helms, he would get his gutless white sheethed bretheren together.

Ales Hemsky vs Alice in Wonderland
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Old 12-31-2008, 09:23 AM   #532
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Alice in Wonderland, Alice (Hemsky) wont even play hockey because he got a boo boo on his nose and isnt sleeping well, where as Alice (in wonderland) had to put up with some pretty farked up stuff to get out of wonderland as well as the other side of the looking glass

the wizard of Oz vs Mr. Wizard
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Old 12-31-2008, 12:47 PM   #533
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Mr. Wizard. He was the real deal.

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Old 12-31-2008, 01:07 PM   #534
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Trump, he is a beast and so is his hair.

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Old 12-31-2008, 01:17 PM   #535
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Letterman would beat Philbin to death with his own walker.

whale from "Orca" v shark from "Jaws"
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Old 12-31-2008, 02:31 PM   #536
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Jaws. Sharks have more teeth.

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Old 12-31-2008, 04:15 PM   #537
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Sting. His dry British wit would totally skewer Adams with his french heroin-chic.

Aunt Jemimah or Betty Crocker?
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Old 12-31-2008, 04:23 PM   #538
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Jemimah via upper cut.

Kenny VS Spenny?
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Old 12-31-2008, 04:24 PM   #539
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kenny would easily make spenny his beeeeatch

apologies if it has already came up, but...

4x4 vs redvan?
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Old 12-31-2008, 11:24 PM   #540
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4x4. Redvan's too bear unfriendly.

2008 vs. 2009
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