08-13-2025, 01:32 PM
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#521
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
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You know what? I get sick of all this Optimistic BS.
"We want to spread the good news about Jesus Christ!!"
Oh really? Is there something new to report? Because I think you pricks have been heavily editorializing Christ's life, I'm pretty sure there were some bad days in there but we're just glossing those over?
Like the day JC was re-hanging the door of the local public crapper and smashed his thumb with a hammer because hes a crap Carpenter?
Or the fact that when they crucified him they hammered the nails through him because the dudes that hung him up there were Graduate Students of 'Jesus' Carpenter College' and they all sucked and just totally missed.
Where is the parable of Jesus sitting with his disciples in the local tavern just hunched over with a glass of a wine and a smoke hanging his head and just:
"Guys...let me tell you about the goddamned day I had...."
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08-13-2025, 01:33 PM
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#522
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
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Top notch englishing, too.
Our goal is to reach as many people with the good news of Jesus Christ.
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08-13-2025, 01:37 PM
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#523
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evil of fart
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They're enabled by congregants. People need to stop going to churches. You have to know it's hogwash...this is ridiculous in 2025.
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08-13-2025, 01:38 PM
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#524
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Victory Churches International Missions is a non-denominational missions organization.
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To establish them in the local church, teaching and training them to become like Christ.
To mobilize the army of God, to help each person to find his or her place and function in the Body of Christ.
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I think you had perhaps put down the Good Book for a sec and grab the dictionary.
How do your trust an organization to guide your eternal soul when they are this clumsy? Oh, and creepy.
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08-13-2025, 01:40 PM
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#525
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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Originally Posted by Sliver
They're enabled by congregants. People need to stop going to churches. You have to know it's hogwash...this is ridiculous in 2025.
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Preach, brother.
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08-13-2025, 01:43 PM
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#526
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Calgary, AB
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Charlatan: a person who falsely pretends to have knowledge or skills they do not possess, often for personal gain or to deceive others. They are essentially tricksters or frauds.
I've never had much patience for liars but these religious kooks make me sick to my stomach. Commit to the grift, no matter how ridiculous.
Some of these pieces of garbage actually rent out the Landmark Theater in Shawnessy on Sun mornings for their services, ruining the enjoyment of one of my favorite places. Can't remember the name but their branding changed a couple times in a year or so. I swear I'm going to tell them to ###### off next time I run into them.
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08-13-2025, 05:24 PM
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#527
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Franchise Player
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Originally Posted by Locke
You know what? I get sick of all this Optimistic BS.
"We want to spread the good news about Jesus Christ!!"
Oh really? Is there something new to report? Because I think you pricks have been heavily editorializing Christ's life, I'm pretty sure there were some bad days in there but we're just glossing those over?
Like the day JC was re-hanging the door of the local public crapper and smashed his thumb with a hammer because hes a crap Carpenter?
Or the fact that when they crucified him they hammered the nails through him because the dudes that hung him up there were Graduate Students of 'Jesus' Carpenter College' and they all sucked and just totally missed.
Where is the parable of Jesus sitting with his disciples in the local tavern just hunched over with a glass of a wine and a smoke hanging his head and just:
"Guys...let me tell you about the goddamned day I had...."
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The dude isn't even on TikTok. Lame.
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08-13-2025, 08:28 PM
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#528
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Scoring Winger
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Last edited by kootenayguy9; 08-13-2025 at 08:37 PM.
Reason: wrong forum
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08-14-2025, 06:42 AM
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#529
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: At the Gates of Hell
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Originally Posted by D as in David
The dude isn't even on TikTok. Lame.
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His dad is though. Or are they the same guy? Depends who you ask. What about the Holy Spirit? He’s been invisible lately.
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10-03-2025, 01:42 PM
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#530
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: wearing raccoons for boots
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An FBI raid revealed 57 victims of forced labor living in cramped quarters at a lavish Florida mansion connected to the leaders of a church, federal officials say.
David Taylor, 53, and Michelle Brannon, 56, are accused of running a forced labor and money laundering scheme through their church, Kingdom of God Global Church, according to the U.S. Department of Justice.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nat...312358404.html
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10-03-2025, 02:04 PM
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#531
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My face is a bum!
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Originally Posted by puffnstuff
An FBI raid revealed 57 victims of forced labor living in cramped quarters at a lavish Florida mansion connected to the leaders of a church, federal officials say.
David Taylor, 53, and Michelle Brannon, 56, are accused of running a forced labor and money laundering scheme through their church, Kingdom of God Global Church, according to the U.S. Department of Justice.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nat...312358404.html |
Let's just not forget to involve the human trafficking/rape aspects as well.
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10-03-2025, 02:11 PM
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#532
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: wearing raccoons for boots
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...tor-rcna234748
Robert Morris, the Texas megachurch pastor who built Gateway Church into one of the largest congregations in the country, pleaded guilty Thursday in Osage County District Court to charges that he sexually abused a girl in the 1980s.
Morris, 64, entered the plea before Judge Cindy Pickerill, admitting to five felony counts of lewd or indecent acts with a child. Under a negotiated plea agreement, he was given a 10-year sentence, but he will serve only six months in the county jail. He must also register as a sex offender and pay $250,000 in restitution.
Morris served as a faith adviser to President Donald Trump.
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10-03-2025, 02:12 PM
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#533
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Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
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Florida has the craziest stories, reading down the page:
Man kills and eats his pet peacocks because neighbor fed them
Teen shot self to fake his kidnapping ‘by 4 Hispanic men
Guest at woman’s wedding named suspect in 1994 cold case killing
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10-03-2025, 02:18 PM
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#534
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First Line Centre
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Wtf is wrong with people..
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10-03-2025, 02:32 PM
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#535
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by BagoPucks
Wtf is wrong with people..
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Well in Florida I think its the heat. It makes people crazy.
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10-03-2025, 02:41 PM
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#536
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Referee
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: In your enterprise AI
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Originally Posted by puffnstuff
An FBI raid revealed 57 victims of forced labor living in cramped quarters at a lavish Florida mansion connected to the leaders of a church, federal officials say.
David Taylor, 53, and Michelle Brannon, 56, are accused of running a forced labor and money laundering scheme through their church, Kingdom of God Global Church, according to the U.S. Department of Justice.
https://www.miamiherald.com/news/nat...312358404.html |
At the mansion, authorities say they found “multiple recently delivered life-sized expensive stone statues and decorative pillars for landscape installation on the property grounds, seven Mercedes Benz sedans and two Bentley sedans,” as well as $500,000 in gold bars in Brannon’s bedroom, WTVT reported.
Something, something, something camel through the eye of a needle
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10-03-2025, 02:43 PM
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#537
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Powerplay Quarterback
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Originally Posted by MRCboicgy
At the mansion, authorities say they found “multiple recently delivered life-sized expensive stone statues and decorative pillars for landscape installation on the property grounds, seven Mercedes Benz sedans and two Bentley sedans,” as well as $500,000 in gold bars in Brannon’s bedroom, WTVT reported.
Something, something, something camel through the eye of a needle
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Seems like a donation of about 5 million or so to the president will get a pardon for this...
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10-03-2025, 02:57 PM
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#538
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Sylvan Lake
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Quote:
Originally Posted by puffnstuff
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...tor-rcna234748
Robert Morris, the Texas megachurch pastor who built Gateway Church into one of the largest congregations in the country, pleaded guilty Thursday in Osage County District Court to charges that he sexually abused a girl in the 1980s.
Morris, 64, entered the plea before Judge Cindy Pickerill, admitting to five felony counts of lewd or indecent acts with a child. Under a negotiated plea agreement, he was given a 10-year sentence, but he will serve only six months in the county jail. He must also register as a sex offender and pay $250,000 in restitution.
Morris served as a faith adviser to President Donald Trump.
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10-05-2025, 11:50 AM
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#539
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Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2015
Location: Pickle Jar Lake
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The most dangerous place for a child is clearly drag queen story hour, so it's nice to see the religious right keeping everyone so safe.
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10-05-2025, 12:21 PM
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#540
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All I can get
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Trump has no "Spiritual Advisors." Just people who pay him to pose for pictures together.
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