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Originally Posted by Reggie Dunlop
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You know what? I get sick of all this Optimistic BS.
"We want to spread the good news about Jesus Christ!!"
Oh really? Is there something new to report? Because I think you pricks have been heavily editorializing Christ's life, I'm pretty sure there were some bad days in there but we're just glossing those over?
Like the day JC was re-hanging the door of the local public crapper and smashed his thumb with a hammer because hes a crap Carpenter?
Or the fact that when they crucified him they hammered the nails through him because the dudes that hung him up there were Graduate Students of 'Jesus' Carpenter College' and they all sucked and just totally missed.
Where is the parable of Jesus sitting with his disciples in the local tavern just hunched over with a glass of a wine and a smoke hanging his head and just:
"Guys...let me tell you about the goddamned day I had...."