Random Thought Thread v2

[Cecil Terwilliger]

Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda

As a father of two girls, I would love to meet the inventor of glitter in person. I would shake his hand, spit in his face, and then drive a stake into his heart while I watch the life drain from his cold dead eyes. Finally I would give his corpse the Fargo treatment through a wood chipper so his earthly remains could resemble his glorious invention

If you put some glitter in the wood chipper with his corpse it would look like red sparkles when it comes out the other side. I don’t think the body alone would do it.

[Fuzz]

Originally Posted by Hemi-Cuda

As a father of two girls, I would love to meet the inventor of glitter in person. I would shake his hand, spit in his face, and then drive a stake into his heart while I watch the life drain from his cold dead eyes. Finally I would give his corpse the Fargo treatment through a wood chipper so his earthly remains could resemble his glorious invention

I once sent my buddy in Ontario a Christmas card stuffed to the gills with the finest glitter in Michael's. He opened it in his car. Pretty sure he will never forgive me for that one.

[DownInFlames]

Next time you go down on your partner look up at them and say, "Mmmm, nature's candy". You'll thank me later.