i know a guy who knows a guy, so I was able to get the inside scoop on the results of MJ's autopsy results. Cardiac arrest was not the cause of his death. He died of food poisoning - turns out he ate some eight year old nuts!
Sorry couldn't resist.. heard this one last night.. Infact it likely is already in this thread somewhere
The LAST photo...so far of Michael Jackson. I'm guessing that it was taken from outside the ambulance (because of the glare) as it was backing out of the estate.
There is a video (on http://x17online.com) showing a bunch of people going on one of those Hollywood tour things, and in it you can see a bunch of guys running up to ambulance taking pictures. I'm guessing that the photo came from one of them.
is it just me or does he look very nonwhite?
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apologies to those who might be offended...the MJ jokes are now starting to come out...
Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated. He's going to be recycled into shopping bags. That way, he can remain white, plastic and a danger to kids.
Madonna has paid her respects to the Jackson family - and asked how much they want for the kids……
I want to dispel rumors that MJ died of skin cancer.
Don't blame it on the sunshine....
Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Sir Alex Ferguson?
Sir Alex will be playing Giggs in August.
Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.
Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
All Michael Jackson's upcoming dates have been cancelled, including Thomas aged 5 & Ryan aged 9.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?
A: About three hours.
I dont feel any emotion after MJ’s death… He never really touched me when I was younger…
Q: Why did Michael Jackson die on the same day as Farrah Fawcett?
A: He didn’t want her to be the only white woman grabbing all the headlines.
Michael Jackson died and went to heaven, St. Peter says, “you know Michael , we really can’t let you in here, you did a lot of bad things down on earth. Michael pleads with St. Peter to let him in and states that he’ll do anything to get in, not wanting to go to hell and all. St. Peter agrees to ask God if there is anything they can do, God tells St. Peter he’ll let Michael into heaven on one condition, he’ll have to fight someone and if he wins they’ll admit him. Michael agrees seeing its his only option. The pearly gates open and and Elvis walks out shouting, “where is that weird son of a bitch that married my daughter”
what do Newcastle United and Michael Jackson Have in common….. it doesn't matter if you're black or white both went down in 2009!!!
As Jacko was fighting for his life in the ambulance, the doctor said ” I think we should start CPR “, the Paramedics said ” No we should start heart massage “, the Driver said ” No we should start an adrenaline drip “! Then Jacko, gasping for breath said ” , you wanna be startin something! “
Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose.
-Michael Jackson’s dead???
You’d think there’d be something on the news about it…
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apologies to those who might be offended...the MJ jokes are now starting to come out...
Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or cremated. He's going to be recycled into shopping bags. That way, he can remain white, plastic and a danger to kids.
Madonna has paid her respects to the Jackson family - and asked how much they want for the kids……
I want to dispel rumors that MJ died of skin cancer.
Don't blame it on the sunshine....
Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Sir Alex Ferguson?
Sir Alex will be playing Giggs in August.
Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.
Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
All Michael Jackson's upcoming dates have been cancelled, including Thomas aged 5 & Ryan aged 9.
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?
A: About three hours.
I dont feel any emotion after MJ’s death… He never really touched me when I was younger…
Q: Why did Michael Jackson die on the same day as Farrah Fawcett?
A: He didn’t want her to be the only white woman grabbing all the headlines.
Michael Jackson died and went to heaven, St. Peter says, “you know Michael , we really can’t let you in here, you did a lot of bad things down on earth. Michael pleads with St. Peter to let him in and states that he’ll do anything to get in, not wanting to go to hell and all. St. Peter agrees to ask God if there is anything they can do, God tells St. Peter he’ll let Michael into heaven on one condition, he’ll have to fight someone and if he wins they’ll admit him. Michael agrees seeing its his only option. The pearly gates open and and Elvis walks out shouting, “where is that weird son of a bitch that married my daughter”
what do Newcastle United and Michael Jackson Have in common….. it doesn't matter if you're black or white both went down in 2009!!!
As Jacko was fighting for his life in the ambulance, the doctor said ” I think we should start CPR “, the Paramedics said ” No we should start heart massage “, the Driver said ” No we should start an adrenaline drip “! Then Jacko, gasping for breath said ” , you wanna be startin something! “
Apparently Michael Jackson died picking his nose.
-Michael Jackson’s dead???
You’d think there’d be something on the news about it…
can a mod get rid of this? absolutely disgusting that you would post offensive jokes on this board.
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I don't care how many kids he raped, MJ was a genius.
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That's a pretty bizarre statement.
And what is even more bizarre and actually a bit upsetting is that BergyBoy, evilcougar, the crispy badger, and swarly thanked Huntingwhale for the post.
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