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Old 11-23-2009, 03:57 PM   #481
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I noticed this hilarious review on Amazon.ca!

What an idiot!

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Old 11-23-2009, 09:41 PM   #482
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Not the brightest crayon in the box.
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Old 11-23-2009, 09:51 PM   #483
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Haha ya def not the brightest crayon in the box.
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Old 12-17-2009, 11:32 AM   #484
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Old 12-17-2009, 02:01 PM   #486
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Old 03-22-2010, 08:43 PM   #489
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I don't get it. I just see a huge pair of knockers.
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Old 03-22-2010, 08:45 PM   #490
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Look at the wall and her arm, obviously the knockers weren't so huge before they ran into a copy of Photoshop.
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Look at the wall and her arm, obviously the knockers weren't so huge before they ran into a copy of Photoshop.
She has an arm? Hrmmm, never noticed
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Holy crap, her ginormous boobs bend both space and time!
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Holy crap, her ginormous boobs bend both space and time!
So large, they affect gravity! That's not a Photoshop at all!
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So large, they affect gravity! That's not a Photoshop at all!
Science doesn't lie!
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Actually, this is great success, not a fail!
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What are you talking about? He has a perfect little spot down there, and the mother has taken every precaution to protect her child from the beating wind.
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