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Old 10-21-2011, 08:07 AM   #481
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Heads up for everyone in calgary, the world is over here in haliifax...should be ending for you guys in about 3 hours
What? End of the world? Man that really grinds my gears...
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Old 10-21-2011, 08:32 AM   #482
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Can it happen before 9, I have a meeting that I could just as well skip for my trip to hell.
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Old 10-21-2011, 08:40 AM   #483
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LOL, the sad Biblical numerology believers on the Camping forums are hilarious in just how insane their logic is

This is basically the stuff that Camping bases his predictions on.

Step 1: Find random numbers in the Bible
Step 2. Do arbitrary and random math on them (often to get a number they desired ahead of time)
Step 3: Declare the result as a infallible "truth" and Biblical proofs that God has revealed to them

The John guy in the following conversational thread is the only guy whose brain is even showing some spark of individual thought.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Latter_Rain/message/52257

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Hello to you, John.
Why not add or square? Interestingly, if we add numbers as 1+2+3 and continue to add we come across numbers that are used in the Bible. For an example, 1+2+3 …11+12+13 = (91) +14+15+16+17 = (153) +18+19+20 + 21+22+23 = (276) +24= (300) +25 +26+27+ ….35 + 36 = (666) and etc.
91 = we see with the widow who was married for 7 years and was a widow for 84 years (Luke2:37) which also breaks down to 7X13
153 = great fishes which Peter caught (John 21:11) also 3X3X17
276 = there were 276 people with Apostle Paul’s ship wreck (Act 27) 12X23
300 = The Ark was 300 cubits in length.
666 = Signifies the unsaved or those which belong to the Kingdom of Satan which also breaks down to 2X3X3X37
Why multiply? God himself gives us examples in order to give us more in depth spiritual understandings. For an example, the 144,000 which signifies all those that became saved prior to the end of the church age however, 144,000 is made up of 12,000 from each tribe x12 tribes = 144,000.
And we also see this with the 70 weeks of Daniel. From the time Ezra reestablished the law 458BC to the coming of the Messiah is 70 weeks. 70X7 = 490 years. Thus 458BC + 490 years = 33AD or 458BC + 33AD – 1 year because there is year 0 = 490 years.
Again, we see this with the 430 years children of Israel was in Egypt 1877BC to 1447BC however, if we time 430 x 3 = 1290 days / years of Daniel. And 1877BC + 1290 years = 587BC is when those which were left behind the captivity of Judah into Babylon were all killed and the house of God was burned to the ground. And if we were to time 1290 years x 3 we land on 1994AD.


-----Original Message-----
From: windedwanderer <windedwanderer@...>
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Subject: Re: [LR] April 15, 967 BC to Oct 21, 2011=1,087,515 days=3 x 3 x 5 x 11 x 13 x 13...


I don't know, I continue to have rising doubts which scares me.

The calculation below is an example: does anyone else get the sinking feeling that we're pulling in the right numbers to come up with another number. The numbers below are chock full of God's symbolism, but to multiple some once (5 & 11), twice (3) and three times (13)? Where does that come from exactly? And another thing, why multiply? Why not add or square? And why should the resulting number be in days and not say years or some other time period?

Does any of this make sense or am I alone here? I feel alone.

-John


--- In Latter_Rain@yahoogroups.com, darrell <darbetmay2011@...> wrote:
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> Re: April 15th, 967 BC to October 21, 2011 = 1,087,515 days = 3 x 3 x 5 x 11 x 13 x 13 x 13 !!!
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> Re: I concur. These are some interesting conclusions. I think the time path above shows that salvation continues until October 21. The number 13 also reminds us of the 6253 days (13 x 13 x 37) of the latter rain.
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> Fear God and give glory to Him,
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> On Oct 19, 2011, at 9:08 PM, Madhorseman01 wrote:
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> Excellent study Mr. Barry Muraff. Very interesting and thanks.
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> Barry Muraff
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: TomHoltII <TomHoltII@...>
> To: Latter_Rain <Latter_Rain@yahoogroups.com>
> Sent: Tue, Oct 18, 2011 4:11 am
> Subject: [LR] April 15, 967 BC to Oct 21, 2011=1,087,515 days=3 x 3 x 5 x 11 x 13 x 13...
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> This is a Bible study from Barry Muraff in Chicago....cc: ~1,100...as HE wills
> NOTE: April 15, 967 BC is referred to in I Kings 6:1--see below....TH
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> April 15, 967 BC to Oct 21, 2011=1,087,515 days=3 x 3 x 5 x 11 x 13 x 13 x 13 !!!
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> Critical new time path information (that God let me find in 2005 pertaining to 2011 and October 21st itself... May it be a blessing to all God's elect before we see each other in just a few days!
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> 11013 BC to 967 BC = 10046 = 2 x 5023
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> 4990 BC to 33 = 5023 inclusive
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> 4990 BC to 967 B 4023
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> 4989 BC to 967 BC = 4022 = 2 x 2011 & 2011 is a prime number!
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> 4990 BC to 967 BC is also 4022 = 2 x 2011
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> (Since we know it is likely the initial dated events of 4990 BC took place after April 15 (possibly May 14 to May 21 itself for the final seven day warning and closing of the Ark door 7 days later), then in fact 4990 BC to 967 BC is also 4022 = 2 x 2011.)
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> In 4989 BC the ark rested on Ararat and the believers exited the ark onto dry land (spiritually representing all believers entering heaven with their new glorified bodies on October 21, 2011) (and know that 4989 BC was also the date of several of the other dates in Scripture preceding the permission from God to exit the ark).
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> 4989 BC (entrance of the elect into heaven for eternity) to 967 BC (beginning of the building of God's temple made up of all the elect of the world that Christ daied for from "the foundation oft the world."). Time path dates being spanned in the Bible can be switched in terms of the order of the two events and their spiritual meaning, so one can accurately see this time path of 4989 BC to 967 BC as the spiritual meaning of 967 BC to the spiritual meaning of 4989 BC.
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> Of course, Solomon, in this passage in 1 Chronicles 22:9-11 is a figure of Christ, who builds His temple made up of all His elect:
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> Behold, a son shall be born to you, who shall be a man of rest; and I will give him rest from all his enemies all around. His name shall be Solomon,[for I will give peace and quietness to Israel in his days. 10 He shall build a house for My name, and he shall be My son, and I will be his Father; and I will establish the throne of his kingdom over Israel forever.' 11 Now, my son, may the LORD be with you; and may you prosper, and build the house of the LORD your God, as He has said to you.
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> Can we know the specific day Solomon began building God's temple? Yes! God only tells us the month in 1 Kings 6, but he adds the specific day in His parallel passage in 2 Chronicles 3:
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> I Kings 6:1-2 "And it came to pass in the four hundred and eightieth year after the children of Israel had come out of the land of Egypt, in the fourth year of Solomon's reign over Israel, in the month of Ziv, which is the second month, that he began to build the house of the LORD. 2 Now the house which King Solomon built for the LORD, its length was sixty cubits, its width twenty, and its height thirty cubits."
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> II Chronicles 3:1-3: Now Solomon began to build the house of the LORD at Jerusalem on Mount Moriah, where the LORD[a] had appeared to his father David, at the place that David had prepared on the threshing floor of Ornan[b] the Jebusite. 2 And he began to build on the second day of the second month in the fourth year of his reign. 3 This is the foundation which Solomon laid for building the house of God: The length was sixty cubits (by cubits according to the former measure) and the width twenty cubits.
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> "the second day of the second month" in 967 BC was the evening of April 15th and the day of April 16th! --
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> April 15th, 967 BC to October 21, 2011 = 1,087,515 days = 3 x 3 x 5 x 11 x 13 x 13 x 13 !!!
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> This likely means that: Christ building His temple of His elect (represented by April 15th, 967 BC, which must point all the way back to "the foundation of the world" when He died for our sins) until its complete finish, when the salvation of His 200 million is completed as they are together given their new resurrected glorified bodies and brought to heaven to be with Him in perfect harmony forevermore on October 21, 2011.
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> One possible way to break down the numbers in this time path:
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> The purpose (the 3 x 3, plus the fact there are (3) 13's)) of Christ's coming (11 – He came first 11,000 years from His creation of this earth and universe which equally points to His second coming and all that it entails) in the super fullness of time (13 x 13 x 13) to complete the salvation (5) of His elect / the 200 million of Revelation 9 (the (2) 3's) and to complete the judgment process on the unsaved (5).
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> And, of course, April 15, 967 BC to Christ's Ascension and Pentecost in May of 33 AD = 1000 years inclusive.
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> Zechariah 14:16-19: And it shall come to pass, that every one that is left . . . shall even go up from year to year to worship the King, the Lord of hosts, and to keep the Feast of Tabernacles.
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> Please comment and I hope to see you all in God's magnificent presence and wondrous Heavenly realm this Friday!
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> May God's elect praise Him forevermore for richly blessing us with His eternal salvation!
>
> Barry Muraff

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Old 10-21-2011, 08:41 AM   #484
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I have stomach pain... I think i was chosen!
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Old 10-21-2011, 08:48 AM   #485
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Can it happen before 9, I have a meeting that I could just as well skip for my trip to hell.
Unfortunately for you, Camping doesn't believe in hell.
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Old 10-21-2011, 11:05 AM   #486
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i'm posting this at 7 p.m. Edt; in a short 12 hours the 21 of oct. Will arrive in new zealand. Remember, that's where they shot the lord of the rings. There are exactly 17 letters in the lord of the rings.

That should give us all shivers.
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Old 10-21-2011, 12:32 PM   #487
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I wonder if the rapture is a convincing excuse for my boss to let me go home early?
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Old 10-21-2011, 12:37 PM   #488
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Hot date tonight, there will definitely be some rapture round here...
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Old 10-21-2011, 12:40 PM   #489
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So, I wonder what date he picks next?
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Old 10-21-2011, 12:46 PM   #490
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soooo...the world is ending here in Ontario....the Liberals were re-elected, Gaddafy was executed, its raining out, and I lost my curling game last night!
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So, I wonder what date he picks next?
Given his advanced age, he might just die one minute before midnight and wink out of existence thinking: "Holy Smokes!!! I was right!!!"

And then we don't have to worry about these periodic immolation dates anymore.

Win, win.

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Jesus h tapdancing christ....this is my b'day along with old-fart)...not supposd to be my death day.....well im a gonna go get snockered up and eat bad stuff again...that'll show em.
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Um quick quick question guys. My skin just kinda fell off, and I have noticed all my co-workers are now all decapitated chicken walkers with lava tornados shooting out of their neck holes. It has taken me 2 hours to type this out because my keyboard keeps biting my fingers off. It's probably nothing, but is anyone else noticing similar things?
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Um quick quick question guys. My skin just kinda fell off, and I have noticed all my co-workers are now all decapitated chicken walkers with lava tornados shooting out of their neck holes. It has taken me 2 hours to type this out because my keyboard keeps biting my fingers off. It's probably nothing, but is anyone else noticing similar things?
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I think I saw one of these when I was walking home today:

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^ its ok, he is just looking for an angry batman.
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I think the statue of Arnold they unveiled awhile back is in fact a guardian Terminator that will activate when Judgement Day arrives.



"Dis hier is the switch to toorn the turminator on"

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I just saw a dog screwing a cat in the parking lot of my office.

The end is near my friends . . . . repent
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I just saw a dog screwing a cat in the parking lot of my office.

The end is near my friends . . . . repent
For all of us or just the cat?
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I just saw a dog screwing a cat in the parking lot of my office.

The end is near my friends . . . . repent
George Carlin's dog use to do that, it's not the end.
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