Commercials you can't stand!

[red sky]

Originally Posted by ken0042

- Why is she wearing a bra? If you are in bed and realized the turkey is burning, and are going to run into the kitchen, would she take the time to put on her bra?

Easy, they are married. Naked sex does not happen.

[cyclone3483]

Originally Posted by Da_Chief

CANNOT stand the Tim HOrton's commercial about the mugs and gift card, so damn annoying.

ya, no everyone shouldn't get the same $hit

I want to punch every last one of the people in that ad...and I'm a pacifist.

[cyclone3483]

Originally Posted by red sky

Easy, they are married. Naked sex does not happen.

But married sex does not last more than 15 minutes.

[Tyler]

Originally Posted by cyclone3483

But married sex does not last more than 15 minutes.

Thanks for giving us single people something to look forward to

[Russic]

Originally Posted by cyclone3483

But married sex does not last more than 15 minutes ... which brings the grand total to about 15 minutes every couple weeks

Originally Posted by Tyler

Thanks for giving us single people something to look forward to

There ya go Tyler ... I had to make it a touch more honest for you.

[red sky]

Originally Posted by cyclone3483

But married sex does not last more than 15 minutes.

Well according to the newest Cialis commercial it last 4 days long!!! Seriously, who comes up with these ideas? "Here, take this pill and you will have an erection for up to 5 business days. Here is some complimentary lube so you don't start a fire in your wifes uterus."

[Gozer]

Originally Posted by Gozer

I listened to the MNF game on the radio, and the same commercial was on every freaking break (which is every 5 minutes for an NFL game) - the announcer would sound like a kid, and then a man, and then a kid again.

And there's a windows error message or something during the commercial, and EVERY FIVE F******G MINUTES WOULD BE THE SAME STUPID DING!

They fixed it!

I listened to the game last night driving around Christmas shopping and I was pleasantly surprised. Same premise, new recording, no ding!

[GreenTeaFrapp]

I predict by the start of the new year it will be the one where the kid says, "he just touches his T-touch".

[Superflyer]

I hate the bottle recycling radio commercials.

Hey lets do it.
Yeah lets do it over there in front of people.
And I hope that we can all do it together

Ha ha we are insinuating that doing it is having sex when it is really just recycling, we are so clever.

[Joborule]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaFrapp

I predict by the start of the new year it will be the one where the kids says, "he just touches his T-touch".

More than a watch!!!!

[Hemi-Cuda]

Originally Posted by Joborule

More than a watch!!!!

i want to stuff a gasoline soaked rag down that kids throat and light it on fire, god i hate that commercial

[mrdeeds]

Originally Posted by cyclone3483

But married sex does not last more than 15 minutes.

It can last over 15 minutes?

[Antithesis]

I remember I used to hate, "Head-On, apply directly to the forehead, Head-On, apply directly to the forehead ..."

It seemed like the entire point of the commercial was to give you a headache so you'd go out to buy the product.

[dissentowner]

Disarona on the rocks. Why? Cause he asks the lady what she wants and she says Disarona on the rocks...like she has a choice, take a look next time at what is stocked on the shelf behind the bartender. Pretty sure that is all they got.

[Shin Pad]

I just hate commercials - period.

[GreenTeaFrapp]

Originally Posted by OilKiller

The latest Tim Horton's Christmas "Holidays" commercial - the one with the mug is one of the worst I think I've ever seen. I just want to throw my 46" LCD out the window every time I see it. The other Tim Horton's mushroom soup one with the greasy rag as well...ugh.

I hate that mushroom soup commercial also. That stuff just looks gross and the actors all look like morons. But then I think you have to act like a moron in a Tim Horton's commercial.

[Superflyer]

There is a new one from Burger King for the angry whopper, I cannot stand the crazy B who starts yelling out the window at the backing up truck. This one is really getting to me.

[ResAlien]

I'm not linking it, but the newest Vs. commercial with the whole "Bienvenue a Montreal" showing the clip of ovechkin and his bounce bounce miss shot from last years all star competition makes me angry. They obviously cut it off before he shoots, but cmon dont insult my intelligence as a fan, I know he screwed that prima donna crap up.

[browna]

Premium Plus Crackers, where the diving crackers dropped into the various soups, which causes the soup to "splash" up in celebration.

However, it looks more like projectile vomitting (fitting for this post on New Years Day), epsecially with the chunks and the various colors.

Does that cracker's company's levels of executives really think a spot like this is that really going to sell more crackers?

[Kidder]

Or plant . . . a tree . . .

That stupid song is only gonna haunt me for another 6 months or whenever that promotion ends.

Also, whispering should simply be banned from all on air advertisements.

"Can I get a muffin and a small coffee please... what? only $1.39?..."

"Good morning, Scott tissue..."

"But David Suzuki, do we really have the power?..."

So grating to listen to.