Simpson's Trivia Thread

[RougeUnderoos]

Okay, let's hear 5 scenes/lines/somethings that lead you to believe that Smithers is gay.

[MassFlames]

Originally posted by RougeUnderoos@Sep 21 2004, 12:22 AM
Okay, let's hear 5 scenes/lines/somethings that lead you to believe that Smithers is gay.

1) Smithers dreams of Burns flying in through his window

2) Smither's screen saver is a naked Mr. Burns saying "Hello.. Smithers.. you're quite good at... turning me.. on"

3) Smithers tells Mister Burns he thinks women and seamen don't mix. Mr Burns replies "We know what you think!"

4) When Mr. Burns is talking about a dog's disgusting habits, including sniffing your crotch and drooling, he asks Smithers how he would like it if he did that to him. Smithers replies "If *YOU* did it sir?"

5) He stars in a musical about Malibu Stacy.

Next question:
Name five instances that demonstrate that Milhouse loves Lisa.

[octothorp]

1. At one point where Marge is driving them to school, then inexplicably steps out of the car. While operating the gas and break pedals, Milhouse asks Lisa if she'll go to the dance. "This isn't a good time." Milhouse mutters, "It's never a good time."

2. In the Evita episode. Milhouse: "And to think I was going to ask you to the dance."
Lisa: I wouldv'e said yes.
Milhouse: We can still go!
Lisa: I don't feel like it now.

3. In the President Lisa episode:
Milhouse: We could call it a temporary refund adjustment.
Lisa: I love it!
Milhouse: Really? What else do you love, Lisa?
Lisa: Fiscal solvency.
Milhouse (dejected) Oh. Yeah, me too.

4. In the Lisa + Nelson episode. Kids taunt Lisa: Lisa likes Nelson!
Milhouse: No she doesn't!
kids taunt milhouse: Milhouse likes Lisa!
Janey: No he doesn't!
etc.

5. In the Lisa's Wedding episode. I don't remember the wording, but when Homer tells Milhouse that Lisa's getting married, he says, "Oh, my one true love." And then there's a flashback to Lisa and Milhouse in a car.

A sixth one is in the bible stories episode, when Milhouse asks her if she thinks they'll ever be more than just friends, while they're escaping from the pyramid.

[RougeUnderoos]

Originally posted by octothorp@Sep 21 2004, 12:59 PM

5. In the Lisa's Wedding episode. I don't remember the wording, but when Homer tells Milhouse that Lisa's getting married, he says, "Oh, my one true love." And then there's a flashback to Lisa and Milhouse in a car.

Also in that episode I think Marge and Lisa are talking about sex or wearing white or something and Lisa says "Oh, Milhouse doesn't count". Doesn't prove that he loves her, but it does suggest that he finally got somewhere.

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Ok I will put a question up.

What was in the frogurt topping?

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Sodium Benzoate.

As in
Creppy Guy: "This doll is cursed"
Homer: "That's bad"
CG: "But it comes with a free Frogurt"
H: "That's Good"
CG: "The Frogurt is also cursed"
H: "That's Bad"
CG: "But it comes with a free topping"
H: "That's Good"
CG: "The toppings contain sodium benzoate"
H: (Looks perplexed)
CG: "That's Bad"

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

Okay, question time.

In the episode where Homer is the football coach,
According to Joe Nameth, What is there nothing funny about.

As in "But there's nothing funny about......"

[calf]

Vapor lock


According to Homer, what names used to be tough, but are now "gay"?

[octothorp]

Lance was one of the names. Brent, maybe? How many are there in total?

[calf]

Originally posted by octothorp@Sep 21 2004, 05:39 PM
Lance was one of the names. Brent, maybe? How many are there in total?

I can remember 3...there could be 4

Lance was one of them

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

bruce, lance, and julian are what I remember.

[calf]

Originally posted by Mean Mr. Mustard@Sep 21 2004, 05:45 PM
bruce, lance, and julian are what I remember.

Yup, those are the 3 I rememberd

Your go MMM

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Question: What is SNUH and whaT is their chant.

[octothorp]

Springfieldians for Nonviolence, Understanding, and Helping. I don't remember their chant, but I'll keep thinking.

[RougeUnderoos]

Marge: What do we want?
Crowd: Less and less violence in children's programming!
Marge: When do we want it?
Crowd: Now!

I cheated.

What is a Kwyjibo?

[Bring_Back_Shantz]

A big dumb balding ape with something I can't remember....

And a bad temper.

if someone wants to fill in the something I can't remember, please do.

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Fat dumb balding north american ape with no chin.

What is Evan Conover's secret shame....

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Fat dumb balding north american ape with no chin.

[Kidder]

Isn't it that slide he swallows?

Cuba plan 'B' I believe.

[Kidder]

I'll assume I'm right.

What was the name of the girliest cadet at the military school Bart and Lisa attend?