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Old 06-26-2009, 12:41 PM   #441
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The custody arrangements for Michael Jacksons three children following his death are unclear, but a Jackson family lawyer has suggested the late singer's mother could look after her grandchildren.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009...hildren-mother
very unclear
http://www.okmagazine.com/news/view/15285
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Old 06-26-2009, 12:41 PM   #442
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Haha I already posted that on Page 20.... so Too late!
Dammit! And I bet you had the courage to leave it up there!
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Old 06-26-2009, 12:44 PM   #443
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might as well bring this classic out
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Old 06-26-2009, 12:44 PM   #444
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The custody arrangements for Michael Jacksons three children following his death are unclear, but a Jackson family lawyer has suggested the late singer's mother could look after her grandchildren.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009...hildren-mother
Boy oh boy... if you thought the fighting over who got custody of Anna Nicole Smiths kid was bad... wait til you see the battles that will be fought over MJ's heirs.

Lots of $$$$ up for grabs here. Whoever gets control over the kids will control their inheiretance.

These kids will never have a normal life.
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Old 06-26-2009, 12:46 PM   #445
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These kids will never have a normal life.
But it'll probably be closer to normal because of his death. Really, wouldn't anyone be a better choice for a parent then Jacko?
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Dammit! And I bet you had the courage to leave it up there!
To be fair I put it in white.
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Old 06-26-2009, 12:47 PM   #447
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Aside from trying to figure out his guilt when it comes to child molestation:

I think Michael Jackson is a perfect example of how screwed up our society is when it comes to celebrity worship. We create the monster that we try to slay. We can't get enough of gossip and superficial news, we raise someone up and then we tear them to shreds at their first sign of vulnerability. Its a strange phenomenon, and I don't think anything points out how pathetically self-concious and hypocritical we are as people (as a whole), as how we relate to our celebrities.
In the words of Green Day:

"Dream...the American Dream"
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Old 06-26-2009, 12:50 PM   #448
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might as well bring this classic out
This is my favorite parody.



A spy dances to become part of "Saddam's group" :P
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett?
One did Majors, the other did minors.
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http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30940

Th onion called it.
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GOt another text....

When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all children to be safe, so God killed Michael Jackson.
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Got a text too..

Since Michael was about 98% plastic and silicon anyway, his corpse will be melted down and molded into lego toys. so young kids can play with him. for a change.
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Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
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Got a text too..

Since Michael was about 98% plastic and silicon anyway, his corpse will be melted down and molded into lego toys. so young kids can play with him. for a change.



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Maybe Paul Mccartney should be grateful Jackson bought the Beatles catalogue - or that evil wench of bionic woman Heather Mills would have gotten hundreds of millions.
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I can't read every page.. ah well.
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Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
I LOL'ed
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Old 06-26-2009, 01:49 PM   #460
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I'm guessing you think there's no hamburger better then a McDonald's burger.
Jackson's records didn't sell so successfully because they are cheaper to buy or easily available.
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