I'm pretty much done bickering with an adolescent crowd about something that should be part of everyone's routine.
I will share with you what I do every morning and it keeps me feeling refreshed all day.
CP: How does narbeZ get ready for work in the morning?
narbeZ: I willl outline the basic's to get you the job, the girl, and the respect.
Step One : Wake up earlier then you need to.
Step Two: Go to your kitchen and turn on the Radio and listen to the LOCAL NEWS.(No one does this anymore)
Step Three: Eat some breakfast. (I like toast or Oatmeal)
Step Four: Go and get ready to shower.
Step Five: Shave before you shower (Don't try to shave in the shower, you will miss spots).
narbeZ's guide to shaving:
- Heat the water up and plug the sink.
- Grab some Gillette Foamy
- Evenly spread Foamy where you are going to shave. In my case usually neck and face.
- Turn the fan on in your washroom. (Don't fog up that mirror!)
- Get close to the Mirror, and get all those hairs. I personally shave vertical. Meaning I go up and down only, never side to side. I usually have to shave the problem areas twice, even re-applying foamy.
- Heat up a Towel and hold it on your face till the heat dissipates.
Step Six) Shower (I would describe this step, but I have a feeling you could handle this, or you could mask your brutal shower job with loads of Body spray (Please dont do this)). The key is to wash your hair first.
Step Seven) Get out of the shower, Put contacts in if you wear them, and brush your teeth. Towel dry hair. Get a palm full of after shave and dab it all over your face till you feel a BURN. (Note, do this after you brush your teeth) (Side note: Never brush your teeth after you get dressed always before)
Step Eight) Proceed to put on deodrant (Very very important)
Step Nine) Go get dressed.
Step Ten) Come back and take some time and make your hair look good.
Step Eleven) Before you leave, take a wet cloth and wipe your shoes off.
Step Twelve) Go to work and possibly grab another Coffee on the way.
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At the end of the day 80-90% of you work for or represent something or someone. If you had a bunch of shmucks representing you/your company unshaven and slobby how would you feel? It's just common sense I'm sorry. It's part of being a man. It's too bad your Dad never taught/Set an example for some of you. (Fair assumption?)
Where are all the Albertan's in this thread?
You have a legitimate point, but you present like such a tool that there's not a chance I would hire you regardless of your appearance.
People usually get spiteful when they know they are wrong.
Wrong, eh? For wearing a socially accepted amount of facial hair? 50 years ago men were supposed to wear hats everywhere they went. I'm glad that's no longer the case, because I rarely wear a hat. I'm sure there were older gents like yourself that were aghast at the young people that decided that that was an unnecessary accessory.
I'm glad you're not my dad, but thanks for bringing him up. Like you, he shaves every day. Unlike you, he respects me just fine, regardless of my stubble.
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This "controversy" is making me laugh. I really don't get why Mr. NarbeZ is so offended by something that does not affect him. Lol. The only time I've ever been told to shave was by an ex g/f because it scratched her when we kissed. I'm not gonna start making gay jokes, but it sure has me wondering just what pisses him off so much about it.
TBQH, it takes just as long to trim with clippers as it does to actually clean shave with the razor. It's not like I'm slacking here. I really don't like the feeling of being clean shaven, and in my industry, it's totally acceptable, so who cares? (besides some guy on the internet)
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I'm pretty much done bickering with an adolescent crowd about something that should be part of everyone's routine.
I will share with you what I do every morning and it keeps me feeling refreshed all day.
CP: How does narbeZ get ready for work in the morning?
narbeZ: I willl outline the basic's to get you the job, the girl, and the respect.
Step One : Wake up earlier then you need to.
Step Two: Go to your kitchen and turn on the Radio and listen to the LOCAL NEWS.(No one does this anymore)
Step Three: Eat some breakfast. (I like toast or Oatmeal)
Step Four: Go and get ready to shower.
Step Five: Shave before you shower (Don't try to shave in the shower, you will miss spots).
narbeZ's guide to shaving:
- Heat the water up and plug the sink.
- Grab some Gillette Foamy
- Evenly spread Foamy where you are going to shave. In my case usually neck and face.
- Turn the fan on in your washroom. (Don't fog up that mirror!)
- Get close to the Mirror, and get all those hairs. I personally shave vertical. Meaning I go up and down only, never side to side. I usually have to shave the problem areas twice, even re-applying foamy.
- Heat up a Towel and hold it on your face till the heat dissipates.
Step Six) Shower (I would describe this step, but I have a feeling you could handle this, or you could mask your brutal shower job with loads of Body spray (Please dont do this)). The key is to wash your hair first.
Step Seven) Get out of the shower, Put contacts in if you wear them, and brush your teeth. Towel dry hair. Get a palm full of after shave and dab it all over your face till you feel a BURN. (Note, do this after you brush your teeth) (Side note: Never brush your teeth after you get dressed always before)
Step Eight) Proceed to put on deodrant (Very very important)
Step Nine) Go get dressed.
Step Ten) Come back and take some time and make your hair look good.
Step Eleven) Before you leave, take a wet cloth and wipe your shoes off.
Step Twelve) Go to work and possibly grab another Coffee on the way.
for those of us following along at home - can you advise what step shaving your junk is?
At the end of the day 80-90% of you work for or represent something or someone. If you had a bunch of shmucks representing you/your company unshaven and slobby how would you feel? It's just common sense I'm sorry. It's part of being a man. It's too bad your Dad never taught/Set an example for some of you. (Fair assumption?)
Where are all the Albertan's in this thread?
What the heck do Albertans have to do with this?
BTW, how far do you really think looks get you? Granted, it might help during the interview or first date, but if you are a jerk, or if you have nothing between the ears, you're not going to last at whatever you do.
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I'm pretty much done bickering with an adolescent crowd about something that should be part of everyone's routine.
I will share with you what I do every morning and it keeps me feeling refreshed all day.
CP: How does narbeZ get ready for work in the morning?
narbeZ: I willl outline the basic's to get you the job, the girl, and the respect.
Step One : Wake up earlier then you need to.
Step Two: Go to your kitchen and turn on the Radio and listen to the LOCAL NEWS.(No one does this anymore)
Step Three: Eat some breakfast. (I like toast or Oatmeal)
Step Four: Go and get ready to shower.
Step Five: Shave before you shower (Don't try to shave in the shower, you will miss spots).
narbeZ's guide to shaving:
- Heat the water up and plug the sink.
- Grab some Gillette Foamy
- Evenly spread Foamy where you are going to shave. In my case usually neck and face.
- Turn the fan on in your washroom. (Don't fog up that mirror!)
- Get close to the Mirror, and get all those hairs. I personally shave vertical. Meaning I go up and down only, never side to side. I usually have to shave the problem areas twice, even re-applying foamy.
- Heat up a Towel and hold it on your face till the heat dissipates.
Step Six) Shower (I would describe this step, but I have a feeling you could handle this, or you could mask your brutal shower job with loads of Body spray (Please dont do this)). The key is to wash your hair first.
Step Seven) Get out of the shower, Put contacts in if you wear them, and brush your teeth. Towel dry hair. Get a palm full of after shave and dab it all over your face till you feel a BURN. (Note, do this after you brush your teeth) (Side note: Never brush your teeth after you get dressed always before)
Step Eight) Proceed to put on deodrant (Very very important)
Step Nine) Go get dressed.
Step Ten) Come back and take some time and make your hair look good.
Step Eleven) Before you leave, take a wet cloth and wipe your shoes off.
Step Twelve) Go to work and possibly grab another Coffee on the way.
Is this a classic? I can't believe he posted this. It has to be up there with the guy who called Bingo a troll.
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So far, this is the oldest I've been.
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Step Two: Go to your kitchen and turn on the Radio and listen to the LOCAL NEWS.(No one does this anymore)
Does it have to be local? Can I watch Fox News? Personally, watching Bill O'Reilly gets me most revved for a day of respect.
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- Heat the water up and plug the sink.
- Grab some Gillette Foamy
- Evenly spread Foamy where you are going to shave. In my case usually neck and face.
- Turn the fan on in your washroom. (Don't fog up that mirror!)
- Get close to the Mirror, and get all those hairs. I personally shave vertical. Meaning I go up and down only, never side to side. I usually have to shave the problem areas twice, even re-applying foamy.
- Heat up a Towel and hold it on your face till the heat dissipates.
I had you pegged for a straight razor guy. You know, the brush, light cream, the works...
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Step Twelve) Go to work and possibly grab another Coffee on the way.
Right, because strolling into the office carrying a $7 latte is the height of manliness AND trendiness.
What if I have to use the washroom, you know, number two. Should this come before or after the shave, or should I just clench for eight hours?
So give or take a dump, this whole process takes you what, 2 hours? You know who take that long getting ready? WOMEN!
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I'm pretty much done bickering with an adolescent crowd about something that should be part of everyone's routine.
I will share with you what I do every morning and it keeps me feeling refreshed all day.
CP: How does narbeZ get ready for work in the morning?
narbeZ: I willl outline the basic's to get you the job, the girl, and the respect.
Step One : Wake up earlier then you need to.
Step Two: Go to your kitchen and turn on the Radio and listen to the LOCAL NEWS.(No one does this anymore)
Step Three: Eat some breakfast. (I like toast or Oatmeal)
Step Four: Go and get ready to shower.
Step Five: Shave before you shower (Don't try to shave in the shower, you will miss spots).
narbeZ's guide to shaving:
- Heat the water up and plug the sink.
- Grab some Gillette Foamy
- Evenly spread Foamy where you are going to shave. In my case usually neck and face.
- Turn the fan on in your washroom. (Don't fog up that mirror!)
- Get close to the Mirror, and get all those hairs. I personally shave vertical. Meaning I go up and down only, never side to side. I usually have to shave the problem areas twice, even re-applying foamy.
- Heat up a Towel and hold it on your face till the heat dissipates.
Step Six) Shower (I would describe this step, but I have a feeling you could handle this, or you could mask your brutal shower job with loads of Body spray (Please dont do this)). The key is to wash your hair first.
Step Seven) Get out of the shower, Put contacts in if you wear them, and brush your teeth. Towel dry hair. Get a palm full of after shave and dab it all over your face till you feel a BURN. (Note, do this after you brush your teeth) (Side note: Never brush your teeth after you get dressed always before)
Step Eight) Proceed to put on deodrant (Very very important)
Step Nine) Go get dressed.
Step Ten) Come back and take some time and make your hair look good.
Step Eleven) Before you leave, take a wet cloth and wipe your shoes off.
Step Twelve) Go to work and possibly grab another Coffee on the way.
I, for one, applaud you sir! Now if only the rest of the MacDonalds employees would take this much pride in their appearance, I think we'd all agree the world would be a better place.
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I'm pretty much done bickering with an adolescent crowd about something that should be part of everyone's routine.
I will share with you what I do every morning and it keeps me feeling refreshed all day.
CP: How does narbeZ get ready for work in the morning?
narbeZ: I willl outline the basic's to get you the job, the girl, and the respect.
Step One : Wake up earlier then you need to.
Step Two: Go to your kitchen and turn on the Radio and listen to the LOCAL NEWS.(No one does this anymore)
Step Three: Eat some breakfast. (I like toast or Oatmeal)
Step Four: Go and get ready to shower.
Step Five: Shave before you shower (Don't try to shave in the shower, you will miss spots).
narbeZ's guide to shaving:
- Heat the water up and plug the sink.
- Grab some Gillette Foamy
- Evenly spread Foamy where you are going to shave. In my case usually neck and face.
- Turn the fan on in your washroom. (Don't fog up that mirror!)
- Get close to the Mirror, and get all those hairs. I personally shave vertical. Meaning I go up and down only, never side to side. I usually have to shave the problem areas twice, even re-applying foamy.
- Heat up a Towel and hold it on your face till the heat dissipates.
Step Six) Shower (I would describe this step, but I have a feeling you could handle this, or you could mask your brutal shower job with loads of Body spray (Please dont do this)). The key is to wash your hair first.
Step Seven) Get out of the shower, Put contacts in if you wear them, and brush your teeth. Towel dry hair. Get a palm full of after shave and dab it all over your face till you feel a BURN. (Note, do this after you brush your teeth) (Side note: Never brush your teeth after you get dressed always before)
Step Eight) Proceed to put on deodrant (Very very important)
Step Nine) Go get dressed.
Step Ten) Come back and take some time and make your hair look good.
Step Eleven) Before you leave, take a wet cloth and wipe your shoes off.
Step Twelve) Go to work and possibly grab another Coffee on the way.
Man, my morning is much more different
How Res gets ready for work
Step One: Try to get out of bed without falling down
Step Two: Put on some sort of pants and/or shorts
Step Three: Have a smoke
Step Four: Come back in. Throw some water on my face. Jesus, why did I drink so much?
Step Five: Brush teeth, put on deodorant
Step Six: Is my terrible facial hair too unruly? No? Cool. NEXT
Step Seven: Seriously, why the hell did I drink so much? Aw hell. K, some water into the hair and then some pomade.
Step Eight (holy crap, I really have eight steps?): Drive to work.
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I bet the last one is harder than the second one eh slava? Here's a list of funds that will underperform for eternity even though I won't say that, pick some and fill out these 17 forms, kaching.
When I delivered pizza in University I didn't find it that hard. It was pretty sweet actually!
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Step One: Try to get out of bed without falling down
Step Two: Put on some sort of pants and/or shorts
Step Three: Have a smoke
Step Four: Come back in. Throw some water on my face. Jesus, why did I drink so much?
Step Five: Brush teeth, put on deodorant
Step Six: Is my terrible facial hair too unruly? No? Cool. NEXT
Step Seven: Seriously, why the hell did I drink so much? Aw hell. K, some water into the hair and then some pomade.
Step Eight (holy crap, I really have eight steps?): Drive to work.
You forgot fives steps in there buddy: snooze button, snooze button, snooze button, snooze button, and oh crap!
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