02-08-2021, 01:49 PM
#4121
Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
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Originally Posted by
zuluking
I wonder if they'll accept write-ins. I suggest the Enemas.
Oh....they could keep so much branding...
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02-08-2021, 01:52 PM
#4122
First Line Centre
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Originally Posted by
albertGQ
Mike Smith returns tonight.
Did we ever find out what his injury was to start the season?
Over under set at 6.5
This is as close as you get to free money from sports books.
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02-08-2021, 01:53 PM
#4123
Scoring Winger
Join Date: Nov 2017
Location: YYZ
Edmonton Elk is hilariously uninspired, sure to instill fear in rivals as they conjure images of deer hanging out eating grass.
I vote for 'Edmonton Ilk', definitely hits the mark and still rolls of the tongue nicely.
Honorable mention for 'Edmonton Flounder' in keeping with the animal theme.
Runner Ups include
Fade
Astray
Decline
02-08-2021, 01:55 PM
#4124
Franchise Player
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
The Edmonton Eunuchs?
Keeps the branding and portrays the message.
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02-08-2021, 02:05 PM
#4125
Scoring Winger
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Toronto
Quote:
Originally Posted by
albertGQ
Mike Smith returns tonight.
Did we ever find out what his injury was to start the season?
I heard he hurt his leg stretching during his pregame routine
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02-08-2021, 02:09 PM
#4126
Franchise Player
Should be the Edmonton Eggs
Really opens up the idiotic looking mascot potential.
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02-08-2021, 02:28 PM
#4127
Franchise Player
Koskinen actually isn't that bad...if they think Mike Smith will solve their problems lol
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02-08-2021, 02:29 PM
#4128
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Income Tax Central
Quote:
Originally Posted by
dino7c
Koskinen actually isn't that bad...if they think Mike Smith will solve their problems lol
I have seen goals go through Koskinen's glove that defy physics.
I have also seen goals go through Smith's chest that defy belief.
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02-08-2021, 02:32 PM
#4129
Resident Videologist
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Calgary
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Gaskal
Should be the Edmonton Eggs
Really opens up the idiotic looking mascot potential.
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02-08-2021, 02:34 PM
#4130
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Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: Springbank
Edmonton Engies.
You have to say it to understand it.
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02-08-2021, 02:35 PM
#4131
All I can get
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dino7c
Koskinen actually isn't that bad...if they think Mike Smith will solve their problems lol
They are both no good.
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02-08-2021, 03:53 PM
#4132
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Edmonton Endoftheearths
Edmonton Ermagherds
Edmonton Explosivediarrheas
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02-08-2021, 03:55 PM
#4133
All I can get
If you can have a Calgary Stampede and a Calgary Stampeders coexisting, there's no reason why there can't be an Edmonton Exhibitionists
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02-08-2021, 04:09 PM
#4134
Franchise Player
yes please to Ermagherds
also like Edmonton Eighties. Doesn't have a ring to it, but it perfectly encapsulates their sports scene
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02-08-2021, 04:22 PM
#4135
All I can get
Not sure if Elk bugling sounds will strike fear into their opponents...
VIDEO
More like the annoying screeches of their fans.
Also: Annoying headgear.
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02-08-2021, 04:32 PM
#4136
Franchise Player
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Reggie Dunlop
Not sure if Elk bugling sounds will strike fear into their opponents...
VIDEO
More like the annoying screeches of their fans.
Also: Annoying headgear.
I'm having ghastly visions of fans with soprano vuvuzelas.
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02-08-2021, 05:21 PM
#4137
Franchise Player
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: CGY
Quote:
Originally Posted by
Fuzz
As a Crystal Palace fan this disgusts me.
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02-08-2021, 05:24 PM
#4138
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Crowsnest Pass
They could be the Golden Eagles - they are native to Alberta, and Edmonton has gold in their color scheme.
02-08-2021, 05:42 PM
#4139
Franchise Player
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Cowtown
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Originally Posted by
troutman
They could be the Golden Eagles - they are native to Alberta, and Edmonton has gold in their color scheme.
That would be a good idea and a likeable concept, so can we please keep submissions to something reasonable for the troglodytes in Edmonton?
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02-08-2021, 05:43 PM
#4140
#1 Goaltender
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Not sure
Quote:
Originally Posted by
troutman
They could be the Golden Eagles - they are native to Alberta, and Edmonton has gold in their color scheme.
That's too majestic an animal for them. Gofer would be better.
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